Have you ever said something sexually, or had such a perverted lurid thought, that you felt you should drop trou and bend over????


I watched this lithe lean young swimmer boy while my kids were taking lessons and all I could think of was that I could teach him a whole new meaning of "breast stroke". I was sooooooo ashamed of myself


I should be spanked

Alleviate my guilt, tell me all the nasty things that you should be spanked for thinking.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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I should be spanked for Mindf**king Every Woman I see...................18 to 80 ......................in every imaginable scenario possible. HOLY SHIT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I am INSATIABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HURT ME LIL.................HURT ME BADDDDDDDD BABYYYY

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Me, nothing I'm pure innocence me :wingang:

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*it's all Christine's fault

But why should I drop the trout to have kinky sex?

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Said young boy was at guppie school again today... and another mom whispered to me that boys did not look like that when we were that age.... I just smiled, nodded and thought about giving her the URL...LOL

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I should bend you both over my velvet hobby horse blindfolded of course.Use my riding crop? No, I do my best work bare handed,Did he look like the young boy in A Death in Venice? I ask as your bare bottoms rise up to meet my punishing hand.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

Now today he's licking his lips and I am surely going to hell........we still have 1 week left.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I think the boy needs an experienced mistress to show him the meaning of all things sexual

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

shhhhh! You are supposed to talk me out of sinning

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I believe sinning is a way of life.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

There's this 13 year old who comes over to help my wife muck out our barn. She's a DANGEROUS 13 year old because she's already got a mature body on her and a fine one at that.

I have decided that I need to stay out of the barn when she is in there...

I'm soooo ashamed....


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I go to Rite-Aid (a local pharmacy) an awful lot lately! Hmmmmm? What do I need in an apothecary...ish way today? Oh yes......I need some dieuretics (ok.....so I retain water like a two-humped camel....what can I say?).....and so back to Rite-Aid I go!

There's a guy (kid) there who looks so much like a young Jon Bon Jovi (Oh hell.......any age Jon Bon Jovi is good!!) I nearly get giddy when I see him! I make it a point to go to the check out when there is no one in line. I've yet to mention my thought of him looking like Jon.......but he seems barely old enough to shave and yet his voice is so deep and his cheek bones so high and his hair so Jon like and Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

OH GAWDDDDDDDDDDD! The thoughts I have of him are sooooooooo not right! But........if lusting him is wrong.......I don't wanna be right!

*leaves this thread all pink in the face*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Wanting to ask the delivery guy if he needed help with his "package"...

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My Stories:One Hot July Allison's Seduction Olivia's Journey

Working at wallyworld is like looking at an all you can eat buffet while standing outside........looking, wanting, but no touchie........Groans!!!!!!!!!!

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Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one..Bruce Lee
A man smart enough to understand women is also smart enough to keep quiet about it !! (approved by Lilith)

Damn I imagine almost everyone I meet in bed...So bad I know but hell we all have to have our guilty pleasures

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Would you cater to every fantasy I've got? Would you hose me down with holy water if I get to hot? Can you take me places I've never known?

Sucks, Fucks & Kisses