10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.



9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again.



8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.



7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you some.



6. Person giving you some, doesn't fantasize you're someone else.



5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last for nine months.



4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one will think you're weird.



3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.



2. No guilt the next morning.



And, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex.....





If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.

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In other countries like Far East Asia women are still held in LOWER esteem BUT in China, it’s a different story. Chinese women are much more aggressive and outspoken and held in Higher esteem.” I love Communist that provides males and females Equality and WOMEN’S Rights in China.

lol CP i needed a good laugh today
thanx
~nikki~

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Those are awesome reasons! Great list, CP!

Thanks CP...very funny..

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LOL@CP

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Now that was cute CP......

Mind you it didn't make me laugh like the theory of virgin chickens' taste as compared to non-virgin chickens tasting better, but it was good!
Thanks for the chuckle

heheeheh

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In other countries like Far East Asia women are still held in LOWER esteem BUT in China, it’s a different story. Chinese women are much more aggressive and outspoken and held in Higher esteem.” I love Communist that provides males and females Equality and WOMEN’S Rights in China.

If you give me candy...

I will perform a trick.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Snickers or Reese's cup Osuche??? Please, take all you like.

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Actually, I prefer Godiva dark chocolate... but for oyu, anything will do.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Godiva it is then, how appropriate.... before diving

tongue cramps here I come.

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

LOL@CP. Those are terrific.