I was perusing the news headlines this morning, as I usually do. Noticed one which read "Brazilian Woman Survives Six Gunshots to the Head".

I immediately said out loud "they must have missed all her vital spots".

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

You're very bad!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Was Dick Cheney the shooter?

*snicker*

My first boyfriend was shot in the cheek by a 22 cal. from about 15ft away (kids...target practicing, one above the other's head till boyfriend stood up and turned around and got it in the face). Anyway...the bullet went in the right cheek just below the cheek bone and ricochetted up, then over to the left, then down and hit parts of his inner ear. It went in the right side and made him deaf in his left ear with no other damage. They left the bullet inside...lodged in a bone...for the body to encapsulate or destroy as it will.

You ain't so bad gg! Everyone at the hospital thought the same thing about first boyfriend's circumstance.

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~