Yeah sure that's me (in my dreams!)

You're hired to work here at my spa........you know all the good things to help a lady relax!

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~Tainted Love~

Anyone up for some relaxation?

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~Tainted Love~

Give me the works please.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Hmmmm... I'm wondering if you have magic fingers!!!

I got this tension and aches.......

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

"Our signature facial, designed to pamper all skin types. You will experience deep relaxation while your skin becomes cleaner, smoother, and your circulation is improved. Included in this euphoria-inducing treatment are steaming, extractions, facial massage and a masque tailored to your particular needs. We then follow up with a hand massage to leave you feeling purified and at peace."

Just for you........

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~Tainted Love~

Let's just see if I do........I've ordered up this for you sir.........

THE BACIAL (Back Facial)
If the stresses of everyday life seem to build up in your back and shoulder area, then the back facial was designed for you. This thorough yet relaxing facial is a deep cleansing and de-stressing treatment specifically designed for the back and shoulder area, including deep pore cleansing and steam to lift impurities, followed by gentle extraction, a relaxing massage and a specialized treatment mask .

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~Tainted Love~

Now then IWM, just relax and let me wash your hair and give you a mint and tea tree scalp masage.

Hopefully you can ejoy that without too much discomfort after your op.

It's time the pamperer was pampered a little.

Ah, that would be simply incredible!

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~Tainted Love~

so lay back and enjoy!!! shhhhh..........

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *sleepin*

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~Tainted Love~

So...........anyone needing some waxing done? LOL

IWM - I need waxing, buffing, massaging, conditioning, you name it I need it at the moment!

I guess I'll settle for a bath while my beloved little one takes a nap.

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Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Can I just sit and watch?

That depends, how gentle can you be? It's okay if you go ahead and fib a little I'll believe ya.

Any chance you've got something that would stop the hair from growing in all the unwanted spots and make it start growing on top of my head again?

You know what, maybe I'll just sit here with DB and watch Lou get her full treatment.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

you guys are so funny!