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Till now I've never used PF's real name. Just remember...what happens at Pixies stays at Pixies!









Sven and Olaf


Sven and Olaf worked together in a factory and both were laid off.
So...dey went to da Unemployment Office togedder.

Asked his occupation, Olaf said, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic on to
ladies cotton panties."

The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled
labor, she gave Olaf $300 a week in unemployment pay.

Sven was asked his occupation. He replied, "Diesel Fitter". Since Diesel
Fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.

When Olaf found this out, he was furious! He stormed back into the
office to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his
benefits.


The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled, and Diesel Fitters
are skilled labor."

"What skill?", yelled Olaf. "I sew da elastic on da panties. Olaf puts
dem over his head and says, "Yah, ------------- DEEZ'LL FIT HER."

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