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Holiday Diet For The Stressed
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help people cope with the stress that builds during the day.
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Breakfast_
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk 
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Lunch_
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss 
_Afternoon Tea_
The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips 
_ Dinner_
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars 
_Late Night Snack_
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer) 
Remember: Stressed spelled backward is "desserts". 
*HAPPY STRESS RELIEF* 
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