1) Would you prefer to have an experienced, older woman in your bed or a younger, inexperienced woman?

Can we go with a younger experienced girl?

2) What's nicer; no strings attached sex, or being in a relationship?

I suppose being in a relationship.

3) Do you prefer to give or receive pleasure?

give

4) You're in Pixie's chatroom. A girls comes on to you, asking for cybersex, and you're feeling horny. You're already in a real life relationship. Your partner is out. This girl just wants some fun. If you did something with her, would you consider that cheating?

I don't cyber.

5) Your partner brings a girl friend home. They both want to try a threesome. Are you up for it?

Yes, even if it was with another guy just as long as they are attractive.

6) Next time she brings a guy... Still up for it?

See above

7) Pretend you're single (if you are, all the easier). Women of all ages are going crazy for you. What's the youngest and oldest you'd go to? How old are you?

16 - 40, and I am 24.

8) What part of a woman's body appeals to you the most?

I am not attracted to any one part. I am attracted to the wholw woman.

9) Do you prefer a woman to have pubic hair, to be shaved or would you have either?

Shaved, and for an explination please refer to my screen name.

10) You rub a magic lamp. A female sex genie pops out (I made it up - bear with me!). You can have one sexual favour but you have to have it right now this second otherwise it's gone forever. What do you wish for?

I would either:

a) Wish for someone special to come into my life so I don't have to die alone.

-or-

b) Send a request for meta-wishes through GOD*, and wish for my wish to not be granted.

*Genie Over Djinn: a stack of infinite genie supervisors that process your request. All request for meta-wishes are processed by GOD.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.