Shopping bag broke, berries scattered, three got squished in the melee.

But as Pixies have probably had more experience than any single other group of people at getting stains out of stuff, I come to you.

I've tried every damned thing over the last several days...and as much as I'd be thrilled to replace this UGLY carpet, the land-people would have fits if not allowed to choose one just as nasty and serviceable. How the hell do you get blueberry stains out of carpet, short of bleaching the whole damned thing white?

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