The collapsing of the Chemical INdustry just as I was poised to enter it.

Getting screwed over by the infamous spiked dildo of asrape by every job I have ever had since graduation.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

Two teenage daughters and a 21 yr old daughter all having their periods at the same time and being major bitches.... just fucking shoot me now!

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

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Gee I would ahve expected flutelady's pet peeves to be people who ask?

"So are you the master of the skin flute?"

"Where exactly did you stick that flute when you were at band camp?"

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

flutelady---As the father,of two daughters,who were teenagers,
many years ago,I sympathise with you!Luckily,my daughters didn't
Bitch about much,but sure got "moody". Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

LMAO... Cunninglinguist, when I used to chat all the time, I got asked those questions constantly. Now that I don't chat anymore, I seldom hear it. But since you asked *weg*, I've been told that I'm pretty good at it... ok real good at it, hehe.... never went to band camp tho, but I wouldn't ever do anything to muck up the keys on my flute. It costs a fortune to have the damn thing re-paded!

Irish... I've got 4 daughters (the oldest doesn't live at home any longer), and it can get wild. Mostly they get bitchy with each other, you should see it in the kitchen after dinner when they do the dishes... YIKES! Moody, oh yeah, they can get moody... quite unlike me.... lol

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

What really annoys me if you're flying along a highway at about 60mph or faster, and you have to stop in good timing at traffic lights, and some tosser comes flying up so fast behind you, they are stopping by "pumping" their brakes, e.g taking their foot on and off. And if you don't like it when they sit up your ass at the lights, you move forward, and they do too. Get away from my valuable car!

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"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

~*BUMP*~

Guess I'm just getting in the BUMPing spirit today

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My Birthday - A Fantasy

My husband and I went out and around for my birthday today. We went for a little drive to get out of town and then we did a little bit of shopping and then...WE CAPPED THE DAY OFF BY BUYING HIS SON A $160.00 BIRTHDAY GIFT (His birthday was last week) SO THAT I CAN SHIP IT OUT TO HIM TOMORROW. You could say it hit me wrong. The son is now on the phone with dad wondering where the package was that dad sent. The first I knew about the gift/package was when we picked it up today. Maybe I should be feeling more generous? :madfire:

I hate when people are driving along, stop suddenly and turn.....with no signal or anything.

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~Tainted Love~

If you MUST talk on cell and drive--Use the BLOODY FARGIN" Attachments for it!!! Oi! Both hands on the steering wheel please!

What's better than one eye with pink eye? You got it. TWO.

Can my luck possibly get any shittier? Wait, I probably shouldn't ask that.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

being woke up during a gooood dream

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~Tainted Love~

Why is it that when I'm sitting up I don't have too many cold symptoms, but as soon as I get tired and want to hop into bed...I start sneezing, hacking, and sniffling????

I *tried* to go back to bed again -- after only about 3 hours of (unrestful) sleep last night -- and immediately had to get back up because I didn't want to wake Mr. Osuche.

I'm convinced God hates me.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Osuche, I'm not sure exactly what is going on, but...yes, I notice that my asthma acts up a lot more when I try to lie down then when I'm sitting up.

Sucks, because I also can't sleep when I'm sitting up.

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