There are only three perfect people. You, me and Jesus Christ and most of the time I'm not too sure about the two of you.

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That sometimes I disappear into the nether regions when there is a death in the family, or an elderly or ill friend needs me, or I just want to veg out away from EVERYTHING.

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Just be yourself. The rest will fall in line.

Wish I could do that^^.

I've been in a bit of a funk, and the holidays aren't helping

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I decided that next christmas I'm going home, not sure how many my mom will have left.

I've got that holiday funk thing going on a little bit too. I wish it was baseball season.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

My Most Honorable Son #2 has spent quite a bit of time covering the back hill with pine straw and is now sliding down the hill in a box. lol

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

hey who needs snow...................have a great holiday ALL!!!!

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sexy horny women fan...... :

If you use your finger to clean the inside top edge of a tin can, you're likely to cut it, and there's likely to be blood

Works with Aussie cans too.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I'm about to be put over his knee.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I'd pay $$ to watch that

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I realized today that I'm still not ready to listen to the Blue Kats' demo disk without bringing back a lot of unpleasant memories.

Hella good bass player in that band, tho.

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

^^ What this means^^?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I'm digging Lil's new avatar. Gorgeous! )

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OTP, siempre

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Stories
Thank You, Come Again / Robyn's Roommate / Seamus, Charlotte, and the Showgirl / God, It's Good to Be Queen

"I walk with my head held high and naked in the sun, claiming these streets for myself."--Jonatha Brooke