"typo rate"

What's that?

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Two cups of tea and I still want another...my caffeine cravings are getting out of hand.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Today is a happy day

What's amazing to me is that whatever wireless signal this thing uses has a lag time, as if it has to think about the last keystroke it made before it considers another...& I'm not a real fast typist, somewhere between a slow touch-typer & a half-fast hunt&pecker (don't say it, I know I left 2 doors wide open there)...this thing would be a disaster for a truly fast & skilled touch typist...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

DARN!

As I'm reading your words, Zoid, my one typing finger started twitching ................ then you had to go and ruin it all.

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My net is about to run out, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. So if y'all dont see me til the 17th, ya know why!!

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NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

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I'm only bitchen because Lil isn't going on vacation while the GURAD is out of net time

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We've had a difficult evening. A friend I've grown very close to is moving tomorrow with her two sons, who also happen to be my children's best friends. Fortunately, it's not so far away that visits are out of the question, but it's especially hard so far on my son (the sensitive one).

Goodbyes never get any easier, no matter how old you get. *sigh*

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

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It's like a guard only with a bigger ax and meaner.

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ROFL is that right....

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Two and a Half Men was hilarious tonight.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I missed it because of 24

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

It's way too cold here right now. (-12F)

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus