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Old 08-07-2002, 12:12 AM
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"So I tried a little splashy-splashy. And she splashy-splashied back. Oh, fuckin' hell, splashy-splashy back. So I turned to swim away in a sort of chase me-chase me, then maybe underwater, a little sexy-sexy... and I swam like a boy being chased by a sharky-sharky!"
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Old 08-07-2002, 12:22 AM
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If you've never seen an elephant ski..then you've never been on acid!
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Old 08-07-2002, 12:23 AM
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Old 08-07-2002, 12:29 AM
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The NRA says "Guns don't kill people, people kill people."
I think the gun helps. Just standing there pointing you finger and saying BANG doesn't quite cut it.
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Old 08-07-2002, 12:30 AM
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Old 08-07-2002, 12:34 AM
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I wanna work in a sewer, discover sewage that NO ones ever discovered before and pile it on my head. Climb to the surface and sell my self to an art gallery.
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Old 08-07-2002, 12:36 AM
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And Hitler wound up in a ditch, covered in Petrol on fire. That's fun...I mean funNY, cause he was a mass murdering fuckhead.
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Old 08-07-2002, 12:38 AM
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Old 08-07-2002, 12:39 AM
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Old 08-07-2002, 12:48 AM
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There are different levels of murder why can't there be different levels of perjury. Perjury 1 is like saying there was no holocaust when 10 million people died, and perjury 9 is like when you said you shagged someone you didn't.
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Old 08-07-2002, 12:50 AM
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Before Stonehenge there was woodhenge and strawhenge, but a big bad wolf came and blew it down and 3 little pigs were relocated to the projects.
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Old 08-07-2002, 12:52 AM
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Old 08-07-2002, 12:54 AM
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What have you been reading? "The Gospel According to St. Bastard?"
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Old 08-07-2002, 12:57 AM
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Old 08-07-2002, 01:00 AM
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