Guilty but only once.

Have you ever been at a buffet and tasted something and put it back?

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

innocent...that is nasty


Have you ever put sugar in someone's gas tank??

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
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Way, way innocent.

Have you ever torched someone's mailbox?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Guilty but I was delivering newspapers (does that count)

When out with your/a dog have you evernot scooped the poop?

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

Guilty.

Has anyone here ever drunk from the toilet?

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"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

omg - I hang my head in embarassment.

Guilty.

IT WAS A DARE PEOPLE!!

Have you ever found a lost wallet and kept the money?

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Would you like more sex with that?

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

Innocent.

Have you ever not left a tip?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Guilty

And I really really felt bad about it later.

Have you ever lied to your SO about money?

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Would you like more sex with that?

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I guess I can answer my own question - guilty as charged!

Have you ever told a little white lie that came back to haunt you later?

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Would you like more sex with that?

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

Yes (but not about money)

Have you ever confessed the truth?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Yes, I've done that.

Have you ever told someone what they wanted to hear, even if it wasn't true?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Guilty. Very guilty.

Have you ever taken a leap of faith?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Guilty as charged.

Have you ever felt like a disappointment to so, spouse or kids?

Yes, I do so often. I have very high expectations for myself.

Do you watch TV in order to avoid something else?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Innocent - I never have the remote anyway.

Have you ever overobligated your time?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.