Why Aren't You Naked?

[Lilith]

I'm invisible :teleport:

[WildIrish]

I've decided to masturbated in front of my windows just in case Lilith is there invisibly. :hot:

I'll be able to tell when the spoo stops mid-air. :D

[AZRedHot]

Wait, which window will you be in front of??

[WildIrish]

Wait, which window will you be in front of??


I like to think I'll be easy to spot. :roflmao:

[Lilith]

Well, I suppose now would be a good time to tell you about the maintenance dude

[IowaMan]

Hey, that's ^^^ something to think about WI. Remember the little incident I had with the contractor. :yikes:

[WildIrish]

Well, I suppose now would be a good time to tell you about the maintenance dude


I'm glad you thought ahead and hired help, but I was kinda hoping it wouldn't be a dude helping me to maintain my erection.

[Lilith]

I believe AZ was window peepin'!

[SoKrazy]

because I don't look good naked and I'm ugly

[WildIrish]

But aren't you the invisible one with a maintenance dude? :confused:


Is he invisible too?


HEY!!!! What's going on out there? I hear sex but I don't see anything!

[Lilith]

I was refering to your maintenance dude in the other window :p

[WildIrish]

:yikes:


He's supposed to be scraping the lead paint off the window frames at night!

[Lilith]

Now you know why she had to ask :D

[WildIrish]

Now you know why she had to ask :D


OMG you're such a brat!

[osuche]

I was about 10 minutes ago...I was changing. ;)

[IowaMan]

It's an early bedtime for me again tonight so I will be in about 15-20 min.

[sodaklostsoul]

Child is still awake.

[dicksbro]

I am, I am. :)

[IowaMan]

Hey, I am too! :p

[IowaMan]

Nekkid, thy name is IowaMan. :p


nope, I haven't been that way since that last post. :yikes:

[Wicked Wanda]

As I have a bit of a sunburn, I have no choice but to be unclothed, naked, nude, bare, and in the buff.

WW

[IowaMan]

And we are not ashamed! :D

[Irezumi Kiss]

I was yesterday cuz it was so unbearably hot and humid. Tonight is pretty mild, but that shouldn't stop me from stripping down to the choners.

[WildIrish]

because my office is on the first floor of a building on Main Street. :eek:

[osuche]

It's hot and humid - but there are workers in the house.

[themi01]

WI so ?... Me my kid is home I wouldn't mind but he would lol

[WildIrish]

WI so ?... Me my kid is home I wouldn't mind but he would lol


I'm in the paper enough, thank you. lmao

[Salacious]

The neighbor boy is over.

[osuche]

I was just a few minutes ago when I was bathing

[IowaMan]

I've got a kitty in my lap and it doesn't really need to get any ideas about clawing me in my fun bits.

[mikaylasmummy]

I am

[IowaMan]

No telling when my kitten will wake up and decide he wants something to play with and I don't want the first thing that catches his eyes to be my testicles. :yikes:

[osuche]

Well, I am...underneath my big fuzzy bathrobe :p

[hardnhorny]

I am right now - too nice a day not to be - big window beside me - who knows who can see what?

[osuche]

I wish I was....dressed too hot for the weather today :D

[dicksbro]

I am ... :D

... but no one noticed. :(

[Salacious]

That might violate the dress code at work. ;) It certainly would on SWA.

[Oldfart]

In about 10 minutes, bedtime.

[sodaklostsoul]

Cause its kind of chilly today.

[dicksbro]

Almost am, I just have some shorts on from when I was sleeping.

[Mae]

Chihuahua scrolling marks across my chest are just REALLY uncomfortable. :)

[musicman]

fresh out of the shower, naked as the day I was born....

[Fangtasia]

...'cause i gotta go to work very shortly

[Rhiannon]

caue i wa out all afternoon getting my daughter and my nails done and didn't want to scare folks

[osuche]

Work tends to frown on these things. Must get another job :p

[Coaster]

Work tends to frown on these things. Must get another job :p


********Makes note to create a job here for osuche!******

[dicksbro]

It's a bit chilly this morning.

[osuche]

Well, I have too many meetings. People might get the wrong idea.

[rabbit]

Cuz my Mom is here visiting for a week.

:(

[IowaMan]

Because the neighbor is having a garage sale and I don't think the people there should be subjected to such torture should they happen to catch a glimpse of me in my birthday suit. :yikes:

[kinx]

I am!! I just shaved the goods, and I'm enjoying the freedom and smoothness.

[dicksbro]

I'm close, just some light shorts on right now. Sitting in the living room probably keeps me a little more modest. :)

[osuche]

I'm headed to the gym soon, might not be a good idea :p

[Coaster]

Just came from a wedding and finishing up work

[IowaMan]

Because I'm too cheap to turn the furnace up to where it would be warm enough in here to keep Little IowaMan from shriveling into REALLY Little IowaMan. :yikes:

[osuche]

Well, I am...under my robe. :p :yikes:

[IowaMan]

Well, I am...under my robe. :p :yikes:
Lucky robe! :p

[dicksbro]

It's a bit chilly to be naked right now.

[IowaMan]

I really don't feel in the mood to give kitty too many things to bat at this morning. :yikes:

[lc69hunter]

I am

[Rhiannon]

cause i am home with a sick 4 year old. which after watching childrens shows all day i might want to check in looney bin

[dicksbro]

Just got home a little bit ago. I'm almost there. :)

[osuche]

I'm at work :(

[dicksbro]

Not quite bedtime yet. Soon, though.

[sodaklostsoul]

I was a bit ago. :D

Can't now, child is home.

[rabbit]

One word: kids

:sad:

[osuche]

Well, I was...til about 5 min ago

[Salacious]

I need to chauffeur

[dicksbro]

Maybe a bit later.

[scotzoidman]

'Cause I'm not alone with the wife in a cabin in the mountains anymore.

[Oldfart]

Soon.

[Wicked Wanda]

Because She likes me to wear the thigh -highs and the collar.

Otherwise I am naked.



WW

[dicksbro]

I am this morning although I slipped a warm blanket over my shoulders.

[dicksbro]

Same as my last post ... I am this morning but with a warm fleece blanket over my shoulders.

[Rhiannon]

i had to get my little one dressed for school and right now too damn chilly..brrrr

[IowaMan]

Does being in just a towel after a shower count as being close enough?

[dicksbro]

Had to run out a while ago and haven't removed the extra garb yet. In fact, I have to run out again in about 1/2 an hour so maybe will wait a bit longer.

[osuche]

I just got back from an interview...

[rabbit]

Kids...two of 'em.

:p

[Pita]

Under my baby pink fuzzy robe I am very naked. :)

[Scarecrow]

who said I'm not

[GreenChef]

Well I am now...

Tess I like the new avatar

[SoKrazy]

because I still don't look good naked, I scare myself whenever I am

[Oldfart]

Rash assumption.

[osuche]

Headed to work and it's raining

[dicksbro]

I am except for the blanket wrapped around me right now.

[Lilith]

I'm in my birthday suit!

[Pita]

There are maintenance men in my apartment at the moment and I'm a little shy. :)

[IowaMan]

Because I was just at the post office and it's pretty cold outside here today. Definitely not a day when a nekkid Little IowaMan would be charged extra postage. BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! :p

[smithy020]

Because its just tooo cold, and i've been at uni all day! not a place to let it all hang out!

[Rhiannon]

i am but in the blankets in bed

[Winston77]

I just got home and I had the heat turned down while I was out :)

[osuche]

Because I don't feel sexy.

[dicksbro]

I am ... I am.

And, I must admit, I'm finding it impossible to imagine osuche not being sexy. Always sexy in our books! :x:

[osuche]

((((db))))) - thank you.

Well, I am at work - and even in Berkeley these things aren't usually done. :)

[IowaMan]

I will be in about 20 seconds. I'm heading off to take a quick shower.

[dicksbro]

I've got to run my son to work pretty soon. Figured I ought be dressed for that. :(

[Coaster]

hmmmmm...... i could lock the office door and see if my bait will catch me a Mrs Coaster!!!!!

[Rhiannon]

i just got home from work!

[Booger]

hmmmmm...... i could lock the office door and see if my bait will catch me a Mrs Coaster!!!!!




You going to dangle you worm in front of her and see if you get a nibble?

[rtctfield]

I'm at a coffee shop!

[IowaMan]

I'm at a coffee shop!
That's one of the better excuses I've read! :coffee:

[Scarecrow]

Its snowing

[dicksbro]

It's quit snowing now, but it is pretty chilly and I've got to go out for my daily walk pretty soon (not to mention getting our cats some cat food and treats. :rolleyes2

[osuche]

well, it's a bit chilly out...and if I was naked I probably wouldn't be studying :D

[dicksbro]

Well, except for the shirt over my shoulders, I am. :)

[rabbit]

my mother-in-law is here.

[Rhiannon]

15 visitors just finally left my house

[osuche]

Well, I am...underneath my robe. :yikes:

[Lilith]

I was, right up to the point where the gasping and spasming stopped ;)

[dicksbro]

I am, I am.

[osuche]

Well, I am supposed to be studying

[AZRedHot]

Too damn cold. 40 degrees here right now. But I'm naked under my heavy socks, sweatpants, long-sleeved t-shirt, and sweater. :hot:

[IowaMan]

Pretty much the same reason as her ^^^. I just got inside from shoveling the front steps (that took me a whole 3 minutes) and I'm still trying to thaw out.

[soph]

Its December And Freezing!

[Coaster]

You going to dangle you worm in front of her and see if you get a nibble?


It worked!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[dicksbro]

A bit too chilly right now.

[Coaster]

I will be in a couple minutes!

[Oldfart]

Company who would not be impressed by it (probably).

[dicksbro]

Still awfully chilly which is too bad because it's always a comfortable way to be.

[Rhiannon]

its too damn cold out

[DarkDesires]

Because it's too cold and rainy.

[IowaMan]

I'm on my way to take a shower so I will be nekkid here in a couple of moments. :p

[osuche]

Well, I am at work and we have painters here in the office :D

[faerie_princess]

how do you know I'm not?

OK, I'm not. But I could be. I just think it's a mite too cold to be naked in here...

[smithy020]

Well i am!!

[dicksbro]

Just a bit chilly, so I have a flannel shirt on.

[IowaMan]

Because the stray kitty I've been taking care of for the last couple of weeks is spending the night inside and she's pretty fond of swiping at me with her claws out when I least expect it. :yikes:

[rabbit]

Because there are 4 active kids in my house right now.

[osuche]

Well, my mom is still visiting... :rofl:

[rabbit]

Well, my mom is still visiting... :rofl:

Yeah, but she's seen you naked before!

:rofl:

[DanteFire]

heading to visit My mother

[osuche]

Well, I was planning on going to the gym - and I may be small chested, but I need SOME support :p

[PantyFanatic]

You know you always have my total support.

[Rhiannon]

its too damn cold here.. and we are ordering dinner. don't want to shock the delivery person

[jaycee51]

Because we have company.

[IM1469]

Because I haven't fed the dogs yet and they are hungry! :)

[sodaklostsoul]

I'm too cold, tired and the child is awake.

[dicksbro]

I'm a bit chilled myself.

[jaycee51]

Just came in from work and no one is interested.

[Scarecrow]

it's to da... rn cold.

[dicksbro]

It's only 2F outside and I feel a bit chilly already. :( I'm ready for spring. :)

[smithy020]

the door bell rang and i had to go get it,

[Salacious]

Minus seven wind chill in this drafty house isn't going to be conducive to nudity.

[osuche]

Hello......It's cold, and I'm so lonely......

[FussyPucker]

It's fecking cold and I'm alone........except for the sleeping baby upstairs of course!

[Rhiannon]

too damn cold..brr. talk about nnipply weather

[flywater]

rhiannon, I volunteer to drive up and keep you warm so you can get naked!

[Aqua]

Same reason as usual... although I think I may visit the stall and at least whip it out.

http://www.morethings.com/fan/blazing_saddles/blazing_saddles-cleavon_little.jpg

[rabbit]

well, I AM NAKED right now!!!

;)

[Rhiannon]

lets see my four year old is being in crazy mood and i am not feeling well. ugh

[dicksbro]

I just got home and it's turned rather chilly. I guess spring is over with. :(

[osuche]

Well, I will be soon ;) With any luck. :D

[gekkogecko]

Actually, I am from the waist down.

[dicksbro]

TOO COLD! :(

[naturalplastics]

Too Cold Is Right!

[dicksbro]

I was until just a little bit ago, then slipped on a shirt and shorts so I could run out to the kitchen.

[osuche]

Well, they have a dress code at the gym :(

[Fangtasia]

My eldest son is sitting in the same room playing the Sony

[IowaMan]

The plumber was just here and I really didn't feel like having another episode like when the contractor............. um, never mind. :p

[dicksbro]

I've got on some shorts ... and socks ... but that's it.

[Wicked Wanda]

Too hot to be anything but(t) naked!


WW

[Oldfart]

I am, but I need to jump into the shower and get dressed for work. The girl I carpool with may be a little disturbed if I showed up naked.

[Lilith]

Are you sure? It may be the chance she's been waiting for ;)

[UrGuy]

Because you aren't naked and laying on my bed right now. Of course if you want to spread yourself over your desk or kitchen table I will get nakie for you and provide you with a nice sexual encounter to help with your day.

[VaBeast]

Just finished mowing the yard and wouldn't want to frighten the neighbors... But gotta jump in the shower as soon as I cool off so I will be in a few.

[osuche]

Well, we're packing today - which means heavy lifting and bruises. Not good for naked...and even if I was naked, I wouldn't be feeling sexy

[Atlas]

Because surprisingly enough, California is pretty cold. I can't believe it's warmer in North Dakota right now.

[Cobalt]

No one here would appreciate and/or enjoy it if I was cept me! :banghead:

[Rhiannon]

would be but i just did my exercises or i would have given myself two black eyes. lol

[AngelicVampires]

Not in the mood right now :(

[AngelicVampires]

Ok...now I am

[PantyFanatic]

That's ^^^ my kind of 'mood swings' :p

[dicksbro]

The nude mood is good. :)

[rabbit]

Good question...

[gekkogecko]

I dont' know, why am I not naked? You tell me.

[Rhiannon]

hmm i had an unemployment hearing and caffiene withdrawl.
Think getting naked might help

[dicksbro]

I almost am :) ... except for some tan shorts. :(

[osuche]

Packing again. Damn boxes could leave permanent scars...

[sodaklostsoul]

In the HUT..............don't feel like being naked.

[Accipiter]

Too cold and too wet in the Pacific Northwest, but I like the idea...

[dicksbro]

Welcome to Pixies-Place, Accipter!! Glad to have you on board.

Me ... well, I was naked until I just got up and ran out to the kitchen to get a drink. Slipped on some jeans to do that.

[rabbit]

Well, I was just a moment ago. Had to shower off from my workout.

[Jax]

Going to be shortly, gotta go take a shower.

[Scarecrow]

And who said I'm not??? :thumbs:

[Booger]

Have people showing up here soon and kiddo has a friend over so that would not be good.

[Rhiannon]

child is home from school after dentist

[pinkFlames]

It's too cold.

[dicksbro]

Dang fanny pack with those medicines pumping into me kinda spoils it. Oh well, the pack will be gone tomorrow!

[gekkogecko]

Had to run an errand outside the home.

[Rhiannon]

hmm i should be as kid is at camp and hubby is downstairs working
2nd nature to get dresssed

[pinkFlames]

Still too cold.

[dicksbro]

Without the fanny pack tomorrow (Saturday), I probably will be at this time.

[scotzoidman]

I likely will be soon. #2 son has been home with me all but about 30 min. today.

[dicksbro]

Yep. No fanny pack ... so, a naked morning here.

[pinkFlames]

Didn't you see me naked earlier?

[Nice Guy]

Give me a brake I just got up.

[themi01]

I am

[Rhiannon]

family is sitting watching food network

[Booger]

family is sitting watching food network


Oh watching Food Porn

[Daedulus]

Of course I am - what better way to scroll through the delights of this site. Trouble is just can 't keep my hands off it when I look at you lovely ladies and gentlemen !

[dicksbro]

I am! I am! :)

[Lord Snow]

I'm at some friends' house and it would be inappropriate to sleep on their couch in such a fashion.

[Rhiannon]

umm on the sofa in pain and hooked up to tens unit

[dicksbro]

I am again! :)

Except for a pair of socks to keep my feet warm.

[Rhiannon]

umm inlaws here visiting..

[Lord Snow]

Damn my job. requiring clothes and what not. Though while I wouldn't actually want to be naked there, I'd much prefer to be barefoot wherever I go.

[AngelicVampires]

I was already naked! Now I have to get ready for class :(

[Lilith]

Because I just got off the light rail.

[pinkFlames]

Because I just got home from an appointment.

[dicksbro]

Why aren't I naked ... what a silly question. It's because I have some clothes on. :D

[rabbit]

Kids in the house...lots of 'em.

*sigh*

[pinkFlames]

Because it's too flippin' cold.

[dicksbro]

I just got up and still am. :boink:

[mercifulangel]

aout to be as i step into the shower

[Rhiannon]

going to be in a bit when i step in hot bath with bubbles and may be glass of wine

[scotzoidman]

Because I hurt my left(?!?) shoulder, & I can't raise my arm up over my head to get this t-shirt off.

[Lilith]

*rips it off with her teeth^^^

[pinkFlames]

I haven't been home long.

[themi01]

lots of windows though in my home office I could be...... the windows part is if I walk around the house

[themi01]

Pf

Your sub title should read "love me boots n all Y'all lol

Themi01

[pinkFlames]

:spank:

[dicksbro]

Till I got up, I was. Still just have shorts on because I had to go out to the kitchen for a drink.

[scotzoidman]

*rips it off with her teeth^^^
NOOOOOOO! Not my one good t shirt!

It's the only one w/o holes or paint stains!

[Nice Guy]

I'm getting ready for work.

[Coaster]

Who says I isn't?

[Navarre]

I'm AT work, but going home now. :D

[Rhiannon]

have a headache and dressed and not worth the effort at moment

[pinkFlames]

Because I just got home from dropping my kid at school, and it's cold.

[dicksbro]

I just got dressed so I can head out for a walk this morning. Looks like another beautiful day. :thumbs:

[dicksbro]

So far, I am. :boink:

[pinkFlames]

It's too cold and the kid is still up.

[Scarecrow]

And who said I'm not!!!

[Lord Snow]

Only got off work a few hours ago. That, and I don't feel like taking a shower just yet.

[citrus]

Donned kilt for stroll to market. Putting on some comfort food -strawberries on ice cream- walked outside to move car to driveway.

Now I'm nude & stroking my rod as I type this post with my right hand!

[dicksbro]

I slipped a shirt over the shoulders only because I was a bit cool.

[Hotdave4u]

I am now

[pinkFlames]

Yet again, it's too cold.

[dicksbro]

Got some socks on since the floor is a bit chilly on my feet.

[pinkFlames]

Just got back from my kid's school.

[Maleslut1186]

Because I am at work unfortunately

[Mercury_Maniac]

the only time i'm naked, is in the shower.


and i'm not in the shower

[CuteCoupleOz]

it's a bit toooo nipply this morning.

--kathy :boobs:

[pinkFlames]

Because it's freezing!

[CuteCoupleOz]

because my bum would stick to the faux leatherette chair as i perv about pixies.


---kathy :booty:

[AngelicVampires]

I already was! And then I had to get up and do stuff...bummer...

[AZRedHot]

Because I just get sweaty...and not in a good way.

[Aqua]

Give me about two minutes and I will be.

[PantyFanatic]

Because he ^^^ is. :yikes:



:doorpeek:

[Fangtasia]

...cause i dont want my eldest son scarred for life, nor to scare the crap outta my neighbours!