Ok , so i get up from my desk walk to the front halway to see about the progress of the laundry in the dryer.



BUT WAIT!!!! there is something wrong........something is missing. OH MY GOD my entire shelf of penguins is missing!!!



OK calm down. this cant be right......... but there not there, nothing is there . someone broke in and stole all my stuffed penguins . HOLY CRAP i feel so violated .



I turn slowly as if ina dream.

dazed by my loss , going to the phone to call the police to report the robbery. ........ still in disbelief.
how could they get inwith out me hearing them ........... how come the dogs let them take "My Preciuos"s ..........



AND THEN



what do i see



there



on the sofa



are my eyes playin tricks on me



is it really them



ya u dumbass remember ur daughter was "fishing for penguins" how the hell can u forget that ,



god im dumb



but



u gotta admit that this made u laugh today!!! and on a monday to!!! u know what, u can thank me later





ROFLMAO

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Cute story!

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see , i knew it wud make somone smile LOL!!! ty

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

your sig was really true today! "One by one, the penguins steal my mind" LOL LOL LOL

LMAO/. Been there, done that. But not with penguins.

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

This was just a warning.




The penguin kidnappings will continue until new pics appear soon.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

ROFLMAO

i guess ill have to learn to live with out my penguins , cuz i aint posting again till i look normal again , so if anyone wants to start the campaign to fund my new tits , it will speed up the time between now and when i post new pics

LMAO!!!

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

We already have a Dumb-Shit thread, Nikki.

I get to post there a lot.

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well ill be damned i forgot that existed!!! see yet another way im a dumbass today!!!!!!!!!!

ROLFMAO

sorry for the redundant thread ppl!

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

not redundant, fresh

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas