Wow, can you believe another year
Has come since his last one,
Time sure flies at Pixies-Place
Where we all have so much fun!

But, that aside, we need to focus
On how this post will end,
I think it'll start with a line of gals,
And having PF be sure to bend.

His bottom is made nice and bare,
(Don't look if you don't want to)
And the girls get ready with paddles or hands,
To turn his bottom to black and blue.

And then we move from this old ritual,
To two more traditional things,
Cake and ice cream being one,
And a song we love to sing!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOOD OL' PF,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!