What to do when ya see dozens of people online but nobody's posting.

#1 Wring hands in a very worried granny-like fashion

#2 Play footsie with the cat and only hope he likes it as much as you do.

#3 Make obscene phone calls to the Pope.

#4 Hide when the police arrive to question you about obscene phone calls to the Pope.

#5 Think about what you might make for breakfast.

#6 Eat breakfast now. You're bored anyway.

#7 Play with naughty toys. See what things can tolerate moisture.