???????????????

[Pita]

What don't we have a strip tease for all Pixies then?

[dicksbro]

Did you start a universal Pixies strip tease event?

[Pita]

Well yes I did! Do you want to be a stripper or a dollar stuffer?

[jseal]

At the risk of being told in no uncertain terms, where should I stuff my dollar?

[Pita]

Would you like me to pull back this tiny string on my panties for you?

[jseal]

Can I get change for a $50 there?

[cbass1976]

can i borrow a dollar?

[Pita]

Do you think I can make enough to buy myself something sparkly? :D

[jseal]

Like a 10 carat diamond?

[cbass1976]

what would you like to buy tess?

[Pita]

Lots and lots!! Wanna come with me?

[jseal]

Who wouldn't want to do THAT?

[Pita]

Good will you drive me then?

[hardhornyhubby]

do you want me to drive you to distraction

[jseal]

Would you drive up to my place?

[dicksbro]

Why would I do that?

[SuzyQ]

You might get to see sparks two people making love?

[Pita]

Now who wouldn't like to see that?

[DangerousPet]

wouldnt you like to cause that???

[Coaster]

Will jseal drive while tess, dangerouspet & i are in the backseat?

[DangerousPet]

ohh can i get excited now???

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't want to stand between you and excitement ... but ... well ... would you like me to lay down? ;)

[jseal]

What DangerousPet will say to that?

[dicksbro]

Do you think there's a problem?

[musicman]

I don't know, is there?

[rasty12]

is there room in the car for all of us?

[Pita]

Whose hand am I sitting on?

[jseal]

Does it feel like mine?

[Pita]

Could you wiggle your fingers a little more so I can judge if it's you?

[jseal]

Hand? :drool:

[Pita]

OK, do you want to use your whole hand?

[jseal]

How 'bout two fingers? :wiggles:

[Pita]

Will you push them in really deep?

[jseal]

Ohhhhhhhh Babyyyyyyyyyyy, how deep in do you want 'em?

[dicksbro]

Doesn't TT come up with really great ideas? Makes a guys cock drool and his tongue pulse... and the other way around, doesn't it?

[jseal]

Do you think TingligTess knows that?

[osuche]

Do you think you guys were so oblique she missed it?

[Coaster]

Us?????? :D

[Pita]

Don't you know I love to get men excited?

[Coaster]

Yes...... what do you get out of it?

[Pita]

Don't I get to experience lots of satisfaction?

[osuche]

Is satisfaction what you're looking for?

[Pita]

Wouldn't that be a great thing to feel?

[cbass1976]

what kind of satisfaction you looking for?

[jseal]

How many kinds are there?

[cbass1976]

can you name any?

[dicksbro]

Couldn't we just list the names of all our Pixie ladies?

[Pita]

Did you need a pen and paper?

[jseal]

Won't we need a lot of paper?

[osuche]

Could we move it to electronic form?

[jseal]

Why not store the list in a data base?

[osuche]

Can we add allt he proper contact information?

[jseal]

Should we log each contact?

[cbass1976]

what do you want to know?

[osuche]

Can we lick 'em before we log 'em? ;)

[jseal]

Would you like to test that hypothesis a few hundred times with me?

[osuche]

Don't you know that's just what I had in mind?

[jseal]

Would you like that with whipped cream?

(just trying to, ah, blow, your diet here)

[osuche]

Wouldn't that get in the way of your taste?

(I'll just add on 5 min at the gym....or some athletic sex...to make up for it)

[jseal]

Wouldn't it be fun to find out?

[osuche]

What else would you like to find out?

[dicksbro]

What are you willing to reveal? :lust:


:D

[osuche]

Is there anything else I *haven't* revealed yet?

<blush>

[dicksbro]

Aren't you just the very best? ;)

[osuche]

Don't you think there is a lot of competition for that spot here at Pixies?

[Aqua]

Did anyone think that spot could ever really be taken?

[dicksbro]

Could it be a big spot with room for all?

[Studmuffin69]

What did I miss now?

[SuzyQ]

I guess the same thing I did?

[jseal]

Are you seeking the big spot?

[Pita]

What is going on in this big spot?

[osuche]

Shall we forget the spot and just play along?

[Pita]

Can I play with anyone I want to?

[osuche]

WOuld you have it any other way?

[Pita]

Nope, now can I start with you?

[Coaster]

If not osuche, how bout me?

[dicksbro]

Or me?

[jseal]

Where's the end of this line?

[Pita]

Pssst, jseal do you want to sneak to the front of the line?

[jseal]

TinglingTess, are you an angel, or what?

[Pita]

Wouldn't it be better if I was a woman that just likes to perv on Pixies? ;)

[dicksbro]

Xcluded ... I'll go and mope. :(

[Pita]

LMAO!! DB how could anyone exclude a cutie like you?

[jseal]

...but I still get to go first, right?

[dicksbro]

Can I wait right here waiting for your call? :telephone

[Pita]

Yes Jseal you can go first.

DB do I have your number?

[dicksbro]

Could you look in the yellow pages under both Anxious and Horny? (I'm in both sections :))

[jseal]

What's the address again? :drive:

[Studmuffin69]

Whats my wife up to now?

[Pita]

Don't you know I can't help but be friendly honey?

[SuzyQ]

Isn't friendly good?

[jseal]

Who doesn't want friends?

[Studmuffin69]

Who doesn't want the very sexy Pixie girls?

[dicksbro]

Who doesn't want sex?

[Studmuffin69]

Do you think there are people that don't want sex? :eek:

[dicksbro]

How about the expectant father that already has 23 kids, ten ready for college? :rolleyes2

[Pita]

Wow do you think his wife might be the one not wanting sex anymore? :D

[dicksbro]

Do you think that might be the case?

[Pita]

Aren't you glad we still want to do it though?

[Coaster]

Don't you know I'll be doing it till I croak?

[Pita]

Do you know I believe you? ;)

[Coaster]

If it were with you tess, would it stop my ticker?

[SuzyQ]

I think I could? :cheers:

[Coaster]

Would you take my breath away?

[SuzyQ]

I think I could?

[Coaster]

What else could you do?

[dicksbro]

Want a beer? :cheers:

[jseal]

May I have a glass of wine? :wine:

[Coaster]

Hmmmm... may i have a margarita and a senorita?

[Pita]

Isn't it a little early to be drinking? :eek:

[jseal]

Isn't it evening somewhere?

[Coaster]

Isn't it a little early to be drinking? :eek:

Would you say that if i were drinking from your luscious body?

[Pita]

You got me there didn't you Coaster? ;)

[cbass1976]

where did he get you tt?

[dicksbro]

... and did you enjoy it?

[Pita]

Would you like to see the pics? :D

[dicksbro]

You took pictures? :drool:

[jseal]

Weren't you busy at the time?

[Pita]

Haven't you heard of a timer? :D

[cbass1976]

a timer on a watch?

[SuzyQ]

Watch the timer?

[jseal]

Would that be "good time or "bad time"?

[dicksbro]

If it had to do with one or more Pixie ladies, wouldn't it have to be a good time?

[Pita]

Who wants to have a good time?

[jseal]

Am I eligible?

[Pita]

Can you show me what you got to offer? ;)

[cbass1976]

what kind of question is that?

[dicksbro]

You don't think she wanted to look at ... well ... you know what? :faint:

[Pita]

You wouldn't be surprised if that is what I wanted to look at? ;)

[dicksbro]

Well, do you think it'd be okay if I made that an exception for you?

[Coaster]

What's tess doing with all these men?

[jseal]

What do you think? :D

[cbass1976]

why don't we ask her?

[jseal]

Where ie TinglingTess?

[Pita]

You wanted to ask me something boys? :D

[dicksbro]

Would it be okay if I practiced asking questions using my hands and fingers instead of my voice?

[Studmuffin69]

Wouldn't that make you a popular guy DB?

[Coaster]

Think I can do "Come here" with my tongue?

[Pita]

Should I wait here and see if you can?

[Coaster]

Wouldn't you rather I try it out on you first?

[Pita]

Should I lie down right now?

[DangerousPet]

Can i be included? *mornin tes!

[jseal]

Oooooo! Two Pixie ladies at once - what could be better?

[texascubfan]

wouldn't THREE pixie ladies at once be better?

[jseal]

Wouldn't that be a tad greedy?

[Pita]

Could we add in a few more Pixie men to make it even then?

[jseal]

First come first served?

[Pita]

Your such an eager beaver aren't you jseal? :D

[jseal]

Your beaver - my eager!

[Coaster]

Can I take naughty but nice?

[Pita]

Will you be my cabana boy?

[Coaster]

Do you just want me to be your toy?

[Studmuffin69]

Don't you already know she does?

[SuzyQ]

Doesn't everyone want toys?

[texascubfan]

can i use them on you? :whip:

[Pita]

You wanna use them on me? ;)

[jseal]

May I take the pics?

[Pita]

Aren't you the one that always takes the pics?

[Studmuffin69]

Did I miss the fun again?

[Pita]

Didn't you have some fun with me not to long ago? ;)

[Studmuffin69]

Was it fun for you?

[Pita]

Weren't my moans a good indication that is was?

[Studmuffin69]

Would you like to do it again before I go to work?

[dicksbro]

Isn't that a nice way to spend the holidays?

[Studmuffin69]

Would you belieive she told me no?

[dicksbro]

She wouldn't do that, would she?

(Oh well, I bet she makes up for it ;))

[Pita]

Would you believe my Stud is a greedy man? :D

[jseal]

Doesn't he get enough?

[dicksbro]

How could a guy be faulted for that?

[Pita]

How indeed?

[Studmuffin69]

Are you ready Tess?

[DangerousPet]

do men really think about sex more than women?

*i think not but who knows?

[Studmuffin69]

You don't know how I think then? :D

[dicksbro]

Were you going to tell us?

[Coaster]

Don't our inquisitive minds wanna know?

[jseal]

What is the frequency?

[Pita]

Do you want me to tell you?

[jseal]

Do you have the time to do that?

[osuche]

Don't we make time for things that are important?

[PalaceGuard]

Isn't that the wise think to do?

[texascubfan]

who sadi we were wise?

[Pita]

Are you saying we aren't wise?

[dicksbro]

Why would anyone say that?

[Studmuffin69]

Can we get back to talking about SEX?

[SuzyQ]

When would you like to talk about sex?

[jseal]

Is all the time too often?

[Pita]

You don't believe that do you?

[Studmuffin69]

Do you know I want some sex tonight?

[Pita]

Did you think that would come as a surprise to me?

[Studmuffin69]

Can we go now, can we, huh, please????

[dicksbro]

Don't you hope the two of them ^^^^ have a great time? :)

[DangerousPet]

dont you want to have a great time too?

[texascubfan]

is that an invitation?

[Pita]

Isn't she a friendly girl?

[SuzyQ]

arn't we all friendly here?

[Studmuffin69]

Dont you want to cum more Friendlier?

[Coaster]

Can we be more than friends?

[dicksbro]

Aw, shucks, coaster ... you wanted to make our house payment?

;)

[texascubfan]

how much is the payment?

[cbass1976]

do you take quarters?

[texascubfan]

don't you have anything smaller?

[Studmuffin69]

Dont women want bigger?

[texascubfan]

does size really matter?

[Pita]

Now who would say such a thing?

[dicksbro]

Pole Vaulters, maybe?

[Pita]

LMAO! Ever got turned on watching pole vaulting?

[dicksbro]

How many poles can a pole vaulter vault if a pole vaulters pole is vaulting?

[Studmuffin69]

Are you trying to make my brain hurt?

[texascubfan]

did someone say pole?

[dicksbro]

Wasn't it your fault for asking about size? :rolleyes2

[texascubfan]

does it always have to be my fault?

[dicksbro]

I wouldn't say so, would you?

[Pita]

What would you say?

[dicksbro]

I think we should all be in a 'no fault' attitude ... don't you?

[Pita]

Did you know that nothing is ever my fault? It's true! :D

[texascubfan]

are you sure it's not San Andreas Fault?

[Pita]

Wouldn't be the first time would it? :D

[Studmuffin69]

Can we talk about sex now? :D

[dicksbro]

Any specific bodily functions you want discussed, studmuffin?

[texascubfan]

can't we discuss them all?

[dicksbro]

You want to include things like toenails and eyelashes?

[texascubfan]

why? don't you find them appealing?

[Studmuffin69]

Where's the sex?

[SuzyQ]

Where's the sex?

Here I am :better: ?????

[Studmuffin69]

Would you like to have mind blowing sex?

[SuzyQ]

do you think I would?

[Studmuffin69]

Do you think I could make you cum?

[SuzyQ]

I think you could?

[Studmuffin69]

How many times do you think you can cum before you tell me to stop?

[SuzyQ]

15????????

[Studmuffin69]

How many times would I get to cum?

[SuzyQ]

How many times can you cum?

[Studmuffin69]

How long can you stay up?

[Pita]

You two want to get a room? :grin:

[Studmuffin69]

Do you want to join us my sweet?

[Pita]

Did you even for one minute think I would let you go alone?

[Studmuffin69]

Now why would I even want to do that?

[Pita]

Should we bring our toys?

[jseal]

Which ones?

[Pita]

Shouldn't I bring them all?

[jseal]

Will you need a larger room?

[Pita]

Wouldn't it be good to plan for anything?

[jseal]

Anything? :lurv:

[Pita]

You do have a vivid imagination don't you?

[Studmuffin69]

Do you think I have a good imagination?

[texascubfan]

do you see dead people?

[Pita]

Would you protect me if I did? :eek:

[jseal]

How may I help?

[texascubfan]

would keeping her head under the blankets help?

[jseal]

Is that all I should do with her head?