???????????????

[CrazeeeWhorse]

Dont you think ALL the Tabloids will Plaster it on thier Front Pages by Morning, like the LAST dozen or so times, you've binged like this? :nod: Crazeeeeeeeeeeeee

[dicksbro]

Don't you know that I avoid tabloids like adenoids and hemorrhoids and all those other "oids"?

[jseal]

Ooooo! Do I detect a lack of enthusiasm for Supermarket checkout tabloids? :rofl:

[dicksbro]

Is that what you'd call it ... a lack of enthusiasm? :boink:

[gekkogecko]

Are you all sure he's not secretly publishing the tabloids?

[dicksbro]

Would I keep that information from you?

[jseal]

Ah ha! What OTHER information are you covering up?

[dicksbro]

Did I tell you guys your flies are undone? :yikes:

[gekkogecko]

Is it April Fool's Day yet?

[dicksbro]

Are you heading to PAGAN 08 this summer (it's only 6 1/2 months away now :) )?

[gekkogecko]

Do I ever get a chance to go to a PAGAN?

And why is it still called PAGAN if they don't meet in Niagra?

[dicksbro]

Didn't you know that PAGAN stands for "Pixies Adult Gathering at Nashville" and Niagara was simply the "other N?" :)

(Would you believe we'd love to have you join us at Nashville this summer?)

(The gathering in Peoria was called PIP or Pixies "Play in Peoria" to avoid the "N" problem. :) )

[jseal]

How long would PAGAN need if everyone attended?

[dicksbro]

It may depend on how hot and humid Nashville gets in July, don't you think?

[gekkogecko]

Would you define "everyone"?

[jseal]

It may depend on how hot and humid Nashville gets in July, don't you think?

... or perhaps how hot and humid the Pixies get?

[gekkogecko]

Just how hot and humid *can* we get?

[dicksbro]

Have you all registered for PAGAN 08 yet?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

Whats a Pagan 08?

[dicksbro]

You don't know about our planned Pixie get together in Nashville this coming July?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

No sir, I dont believe I do,will you enlighten me?

[dicksbro]

PAGAN 08 stands for Pixies Adult Gathering At Nashville in 2008.

But, would it suffice to point out some of the main threads that deal with the planned get together this coming July?

http://www.pixies-place.com:81/forums/showthread.php?t=31917&highlight=PAGAN
http://www.pixies-place.com:81/forums/showthread.php?t=30725&highlight=PAGAN
http://www.pixies-place.com:81/forums/showthread.php?t=31860&highlight=PAGAN
http://www.pixies-place.com:81/forums/showthread.php?t=31472&highlight=PAGAN

[CrazeeeWhorse]

Mucho Mahalo DB, if time permits,how about you & I take in "GraceLand"? Cilla and Lisa Marie owe me a weekend.How bout it buddy? :loveshowe Crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[jseal]

Is this what they call a "photo op"?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

Dont you mean "photo OOps"? :doorpeek: Crazeeeeeee

[Coaster]

Doesn't that sound like fun?

[dicksbro]

Have you guys registered for Nashville? And, isn't Graceland in Memphis? :spin:

[THC]

isn't Memphis in Tennesse?

[dicksbro]

I think right along the Mississippi River in the far western side of the state, isn't it?

[jseal]

So what is the schedule for this?

[THC]

so is it pronounced schedule (hard ch = k)
or schedule (silent c) ?

[gekkogecko]

Are you in Great Britain, or the United States?

[dicksbro]

What if he just answers, "Yes?"

[gekkogecko]

Are you another one of those who is neither here nor there?

[dicksbro]

Why do you ask?

[gekkogecko]

Who wants to know?

[dicksbro]

Who wants to know what?

[gekkogecko]

Do we know what we're talking about anymore?

[dicksbro]

Do we even have to know what we're talking about?

[gekkogecko]

Does this thread even have a point anymore?

[DarkDesires]

I don't see the point, would you like to make a point?

[dicksbro]

You mean like the end of an erection?

[gekkogecko]

Isn't the end of an erection stunted and shrivelled?

[dicksbro]

Should I change that to read, "You mean like the TIP of an erection?"

[gekkogecko]

Is that the tip of the erection, or the tip of the iceberg?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

The "Titanic" was sunk by an erection, on its Maidenhead Voyage?

[dicksbro]

Would you call that a climactic event?

[gekkogecko]

Wasn't it the news story of the year in 1912?

[dicksbro]

They just don't make erections like that anymore, do they?

[jseal]

How did girls give boys erections back in the Good Old Days?

[dicksbro]

I think they used "Erector" sets. :p

[jseal]

Do all girls get erector sets?

[Coyne]

Sets? How many feel the need for more than one erection at any given time?

[dicksbro]

Might they want more than one per lovemaking session?

[jseal]

Are these sets a renewable resource?

[gekkogecko]

Don't all guys like women with a "set"?

[dicksbro]

I know I do, what do you think?

[jseal]

What about the guys who bat for the other side?

[gekkogecko]

Are you a switch-hitter, jseal?

[dicksbro]

Why don't we get back to something important ... like the cost of living or something?

[Coaster]

Are you voting for Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife?

[musicman]

isn't that a personal question?

(and does she still have the dress?)

[jseal]

I wonder how much that dress would fetch on ebay?

[Neige]

I wonder what kind of people would bid on it? :yikes:

[Coaster]

Would it look good on jseal?

[dicksbro]

Are you bidding?

[Coaster]

MY legs are just too..............hard, don't ya know?

[dicksbro]

It's easy to reach that point, isn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Is there a better waste of time?

[dicksbro]

I can't think of any, can you?

[jseal]

Who says I wouldn't look good in that dress?

[dicksbro]

Did somebody say that?

[jseal]

I mean, blue just goes well for some people, doesn't it?

[dicksbro]

Does anyone disagree with jseal's observation?

[gekkogecko]

Aren't you aware that I hate the color blue?

[dicksbro]

Had you mentioned that before?? :confused:

[jseal]

Are there any other "bad" colors?

[gekkogecko]

Or are they just misunderstood?

[dicksbro]

Do you think that's what it is ... a misunderstanding?

[gekkogecko]

Does anyone really understand "mauve"?

[dicksbro]

No, do you?

[jseal]

“Mauve” - isn’t that one of those plastic things you hang out the windows to keep the birds away?

[gekkogecko]

Why do you want to keep birds away, jseal?

[dicksbro]

Could it be because they go poop on everything?

[jseal]

Are birds poop dispensers or targets?

[dicksbro]

Haven't you noticed how quickly they find your car when you get it washed?

[gekkogecko]

Aren't you glad there are no flying elephants?

[jseal]

Does the rain ever wash the car clean?

[gekkogecko]

Do you park you car in a garage?

[jseal]

Isn’t a garage a place where you put all the stuff you can’t bring yourself to throw away?

[gekkogecko]

What's in *your* wallet?

[jseal]

You mean stuff like money and credit cards?

[gekkogecko]

Do you have actually money in your wallet? Wow, how...something that I can't put into words.

[Pita]

Can't you boys find something more interesting to talk about then bird poop and garages? :D

[dicksbro]

How about red undies on soft smooth bottoms? :drool:

(See how much you're needed, TT? :) )

[CrazeeeWhorse]

:cool: Which way is the beach? Crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[GusAspar]

Will Tess be showing off her lovely arse when we get to the beach?

[Coaster]

Can we entice her?

[jseal]

How about trussing her up and carrying her off? :D :hot: :D

[gekkogecko]

Why not just grab a paddle and wail away on her ass?

[Pita]

Trussing, paddling, enticing, and a trip to the beach!! Whose making the margaritas? :brows:

[GreenChef]

I'll make the drinks, can you get me to a beach? ..... (21f right now,10f later tonight)

[jseal]

Can we wait until it is a bit warmer? :yikes:

[Pita]

Can't we all fly to somewhere steamy and warm?

[jseal]

When does the plane leave? :hot:

[gekkogecko]

Will there be a chance to join the mile-high club?

[Pita]

Does that cause air sickness?

[dicksbro]

Did you say "sickness" or "slickness?" :confused:

[gekkogecko]

Isn't it true, Dicksbro, that you just want to find otu how slick TinglingTess is?

[jseal]

Who doesn't?

[gekkogecko]

Would she be more or less slick after we all check her out?

[jseal]

Wouldn't it be enjoyable to make "direct" measurements? :hot:

[Pita]

What am I a science experiment?

[gekkogecko]

Would you like to be?

[jseal]

How can we measure TinglingTess' energy?

[gekkogecko]

Maybe in terms of vibrator batteries she can recharge?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

Did ya' Miss Me? Crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[gekkogecko]

Shoudl I improve my aim?

[jseal]

Was that what CrazeeeWhorse meant? :rofl:

[dicksbro]

Do we need clarification?

[gekkogecko]

Aren't we opaque?

[jseal]

Doesn’t that depend on the frequency of the radiation?

[Pita]

Want to know what I like to do with lots of frequency? :brows:

[dicksbro]

If you stay dressed like in the AV, do you wonder how long it'd take for us to guess? :hot:

[jseal]

What might the prize be for a correct guess?

[gekkogecko]

Would that be TT herself, in that very dress?

[Goofy]

That is one sexy AV, there, TinglingTess. Don't you agree guys?

[gekkogecko]

Is it sexier than a breadbox?

[jseal]

Shouldn't there be more pics (to help us decide) from the delicious TinglingTess?

[gekkogecko]

Should we compare with other nudie pics of other Pixies' women?

[dicksbro]

How can you compare anyone with the matchless Tess? :rolleyes2

[jseal]

Don’t we all want more pics of the delicious TinglingTess– for whatever the reason?

[gekkogecko]

Why not have more nudie pics of all of the sexy Pixies' women?

[jseal]

Wow! Woudn't THAT be great? :wish:

[gekkogecko]

How could it be anything else?

[dicksbro]

Should we start a petition?

[jseal]

Where do I sign?

[Coaster]

Would Tess mind if we just poke and prod her?

[gekkogecko]

Is Tess the only one you want to poke & prod?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

:wish: Are there others like her? Crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[jseal]

How could we tell?

[gekkogecko]

Is this the voice of experience?

[dicksbro]

Are you looking for someone with poking and proding experience?

[gekkogecko]

Is it the experience or the desire that counts?

[jseal]

Hmmm ... I'd go with desire - wouldn't you?

[Coaster]

Are there any Pixie lasses with the desire?

[gekkogecko]

What desire is that?

[dicksbro]

You're asking Coaster that?

[Coaster]

Guess he doesn't know me eh DB?

[Pita]

Aren't all you Pixie boys interested in poking and prodding?


Well, except Lizman, who is more interested in molting no doubt. :D

[jseal]

I wonder if, in this case, he might prefer poking and prodding, hmmmm ?

[gekkogecko]

Would someone please poke & prod my neck & shoulders?

[jseal]

TinglingTess! Can you help gekkogecko please?

[Pita]

Wouldn't I get lizard cooties if I did that?


Someone get me some gloves and a bottle of oil!

[dicksbro]

Should I test rub the oil on you? :hot:

[jseal]

Do you think this might be a photo op? :D

[gekkogecko]

Should we post the video on a pay-as-you-watch website?

[Pita]

Should I be topless for this video?

[Coaster]

Is the position of "Director of Photography" still open?

[Pita]

Could there be anyone else more qualified, and sexy, for the job? :)

[dicksbro]

I don't think we could get a better model, do you?

[gekkogecko]

Who would like to join her?

[jseal]

Where will this occur?

[gekkogecko]

Whatever the other answer is, shouldn't it also include "in public"?

[Pita]

Are you trying to get me arrested?

[gekkogecko]

Is that "arrested" or merely "restrained"?

[jseal]

Restrained as with handcuffs and ropes and other good stuff? :hot:

[Pita]

:nod: Do you want to be the top or bottom?

[dicksbro]

Can we try both?

[jseal]

At the same time?

[gekkogecko]

And will there be whips involved?

[jseal]

How kinky will this be getting?

[gekkogecko]

Why don't we just go with the flow and find out?

[jseal]

We? :yikes:

[gekkogecko]

Is "we" better than "all y'alls"?

[Coaster]

Don't I have the bestest job photographing y'all?

[jseal]

Wouldn’t you prefer to participate?

[gekkogecko]

Is photography not participation?

[dicksbro]

Isn't "all y'all" a good southern expression adding clarity to the term "y'all"?

[Pita]

Y'all want a nice and naughty southern belle to play with?

[dicksbro]

Mamm, y'all know we would.

[Coaster]

Dang , are those sweet legs of Tess?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't surprise me, would it you?

[Pita]

I know you like the legs, but what about the shoes?

[gekkogecko]

Are those shoes made of alligator skin?

[Pita]

Are you worried it might be a relative of yours? :p

[gekkogecko]

Are you trying to suggest I shouldn't be?

[Coaster]

Mind if I part those knees a bit?

[Pita]

Would you be shocked to see that I'm not wearing panties?

[gekkogecko]

Are you shocked to learn that I'm not, either?

[dicksbro]

Would you be shocked to see that I'm not wearing panties?

Would you believe we're more likely to be thrilled just thinking about it? :hot:

[gekkogecko]

Would you be more thrilled to see it?

[dicksbro]

Isn'T ThaT a given?

[gekkogecko]

What else do you plan to give her?

[Coaster]

Would you be shocked to see that I'm not wearing panties?


Would you please keep trying to shock me?

[dicksbro]

Does that mean you'd like to be plugged in?

[jseal]

Is that a series circuit or a parallel one? :D

[gekkogecko]

Isparallel plug just another name for an orgy?

[dicksbro]

Are we having an orgy?

[jseal]

Hot Damn - When does it start? :hot:

[gekkogecko]

Didn't it start years ago?

[dicksbro]

Is that why I feel exhausted?

[jseal]

Will it ever end?

[gekkogecko]

Whose end would you prefer it to be?

[jseal]

TinglingTess' end perhaps? :D

[gekkogecko]

Are we dining at the Restaurant at the end of the Universe?

[Coaster]

Is there no end to the silliness?

[dicksbro]

What silliness? :confused:

[dicksbro]

When will gekkogecko reveal to us the answer to his riddle in the "Riddler" thread?

[jseal]

Does dicksbro happen to have a riddle ready to post next?

[gekkogecko]

Do I even remember that thread?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe that I not only had a new riddle but already posted it?

[gekkogecko]

Does every riddle contain a puzzle?

[Pita]

Don't riddles often make your head hurt? Or is that just me? :)

[jseal]

Don't riddles often make your head hurt? Or is that just me? :)
You too? :yikes:

[gekkogecko]

Would you rather have a different part of your anatomy hurt?

[IowaMan]

Don't you just love the avatars Tess comes up with?

[dicksbro]

Could a guy still be human and not like Tess' AVs?

[gekkogecko]

Would you prefer to be human, and see an avatar like her usual, only featuring her actual self?

[Pita]

What exactly are you suggesting?

[dicksbro]

Are you taking suggestions? :slurp: :hot:

[GreenChef]

what possibly could you be getting at?

[dicksbro]

Who knows?

[jseal]

Why not take an opnion poll?

[gekkogecko]

Why not take more nudie pics instead?

[dicksbro]

Came up with a good idea there, gekko, didn't you?

[Coaster]

Isn't he always on top of things?

[gekkogecko]

Don't you realize that I'm a natural top?

[dicksbro]

Really?

[jseal]

What else is he on top of?

[gekkogecko]

Shouldn't that be 'Whom else am I on top of'?

[jseal]

WooHoo! Have any pics?

[dicksbro]

I would have thought he would have known whom he was on top of, wouldn't you?

[Coaster]

Has it been quiet here while I was away?

[dicksbro]

http://bestsmileys.com/sleeping/11.gif What?

[jseal]

When will the ladies return?

[GreenChef]

Do you think we could entice an alluringly delicious entrance?

[gekkogecko]

Maybe we should try showing Sugarsprinkles and Neige a hockey game?

[dicksbro]

Why not? :)

[gekkogecko]

Or should a bunch of us Pixies guys should get together for a nude ice hockey game? Would that work to lure them in?

[dicksbro]

It might, but have you asked them?

[Coaster]

Won't that bring new meaning to the term "high sticking"?

[dicksbro]

The whole idea kind of leaves you cold, doesn't it?

[jseal]

How about if we try a new idea then?

[gekkogecko]

Wht's the matter, jseal? You some sort of temperature wimp?

[GreenChef]

I'm not sure if I would be the eager to get on the ice with a bunch of naked guys for some stickhandling,
Don't you guys have any better ideas? :hockey:

[dicksbro]

Well, I guess you guys could play hockey while I stay on the side keeping the ladies entertained. :)

How does that sound?

[jseal]

How can I get the ladies to play with my stick?


... if it is not limp from the cold.

[gekkogecko]

How about we drag them onto the ice as well?

[dicksbro]

Don't you think it'd be better to be where it's warm and comfy?