???????????????

[AngelicVampires]

How about somewhere...exotic?

[dicksbro]

Maybe Tahiti?

[jseal]

Do you speak French?

[dicksbro]

Non, je suis désolé mais je ne parle pas le français.

A-t-cela d'importance ?

No, I'm sorry but I don't speak French.
Does that matter?

[gekkogecko]

Wissen Sie alles, daß Ich keine Französisch spreche?

(don't you all know that I speak no french?)

[dicksbro]

私はまだ French を話しません。 あなたはどうですか？

I still don't speak French! How about you?

[gekkogecko]

Do you speak Spanish?

(I bet you didn't expect that).

[dicksbro]

Left-over High School Spanish is all. :( You could probably guess that, though, couldn't you?

[jseal]

Isn't French an official language in Tahiti?

[gekkogecko]

Why this sudden concern with Tahiti, Captain Bligh?

[dicksbro]

Do you think he wants some breadfruit plants?

[AngelicVampires]

What the heck are breadfruit plants?

[dicksbro]

Want to read a bit about them?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breadfruit

[jseal]

Which would you prefer to eat, Tahiti breadfruit or Tahiti Women (http://www.janeresture.com/tahiti_postcards20/index1.htm)? :D

[gekkogecko]

Does that mean the women are exotic to Tahiti?

[dicksbro]

More important, have the Tahiti women asked for us? :hot: :slurp:

[jseal]

Would it help if we said "Pretty please?"

[gekkogecko]

Aren't the women already "pretty" and "pleasing" (depending on your own definitions of those terms) ?

[dicksbro]

Who could doubt the truth of that?

[jseal]

OK, now how do we get some women posting to this thread?

[gekkogecko]

Have you tried asking?

[dicksbro]

Okay, I'll try. Ladies, would you please come and post in this thread for us?

[gekkogecko]

Would you believe that I'm no lady?

[Coaster]

Has it worked yet?

[AngelicVampires]

Do I count as a lady?

[dicksbro]

Can I do a strip search?

[gekkogecko]

Are you offering to strip for AV?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe that's not exactly what I was thinking?

[AngelicVampires]

Would you if I asked you nicely?

[dicksbro]

You don't think you'd be disappointed?

[gekkogecko]

Are you willing to try it and find out?

[AngelicVampires]

How about a duo stripping of DB and gekko?

[dicksbro]

How about you joining in, AV? :slurp:

[AngelicVampires]

How about you pop in the music and see what happens? ;)

[Coaster]

Mind if another guy pops in?

[AngelicVampires]

Will you participate in the festivities as well?

[Coaster]

What do you have planned?

[AngelicVampires]

Four stripping people and a lot of fun?

[Coaster]

Shall we get started and have the others join in when they get here?

[AngelicVampires]

Do you mind if I start it off?

[Coaster]

How will you begin?

[dicksbro]

Am I late?

[jseal]

How can I tell?

[GreenChef]

Would I be Rude if I said I prefer the idea of a single woman show over the four man show?

[AngelicVampires]

How about one of you picks a good stripping song and I will start by removing my shirt?

[GreenChef]

How about... Can't get enough of your love?
Or is that not so much a stripping, more a lovin' song?

[AngelicVampires]

Lol...how about you choose a more zesty song?

[Coaster]

Baby, you can leave your hat on......... how's that?

[jseal]

If I played "La fleur que tu m'avais jetée", would you do a French striptease? :hot:

[GusAspar]

Do we really mind which language she strips in, so long as...???

[dicksbro]

Do we want her to use feathers or other props?

[Coaster]

Does she have a preference?

[dicksbro]

You'd think so, even if she didn't tell us, wouldn't you?

[AngelicVampires]

You do realize I am open to suggestions right?

[gekkogecko]

What did I miss?

[AngelicVampires]

Have we gotten this party started yet?

[GreenChef]

was there talk of dancing?

[AngelicVampires]

Should I start now or should I wait?

[GreenChef]

what would you want to wait for?

[AngelicVampires]

Do I have any requests on how to start?

[GreenChef]

Would you like to start off nice and slow?
or do you have other Ideas?

[dicksbro]

Does anyone want a box of Kleenex to keep handy?

[gekkogecko]

What sort of dance is this?

[Coaster]

Will you shake that booty?

[AngelicVampires]

Would you boys mind if I took off my shirt?

[Tina Taylor]

Would you boys mind if I took off my shirt?

Would you like me to put it on the couch over there...next to mine?

[GreenChef]

Do you think this could possibly get off to a better start? :hot:

[Tina Taylor]

Do you think this could possibly get off to a better start? :hot:

Why don't you put yours on the couch, too?

[GreenChef]

Un strip a Trois... Do you think the folks will enjoy?

[Tina Taylor]

How could they possibly not?

[GreenChef]

I can't imagine they would, should we begin?

[AngelicVampires]

GC....how about some help?

[GreenChef]

You want me to get that for you?

[AngelicVampires]

Do you really think I would stop you? ;)

[dicksbro]

I'm not interrupting anything, am I?

[gekkogecko]

Is that 'interrupting', or 'continuing'?

[GreenChef]

anyone mind if we ride this train a bit longer...?

[dicksbro]

anyone mind if we ride this train a bit longer...?

So are we playing "choo-choo" or "woo hoo?" :shrug:

[GreenChef]

Does it matter if the train keeps a cumin around...?

[dicksbro]

The thought of "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain" is pretty interesting, isn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Does it matter where she cums?

[AngelicVampires]

Is there going to be some assisting in that cumming?

[Coaster]

Will we all be assisting in the forthcumming?

[dicksbro]

Anyone like modifying the verse, "She'll be driving six white horses when she comes" to something like "She'll be playing with our six crotches when she cums?"

[gekkogecko]

Aren't you one of them there filkers, DB?

[AngelicVampires]

Who wants to start the assisting?

[GreenChef]

Who wouldn't?

[AngelicVampires]

How about you?

[GreenChef]

How could I refuse such an offer?

[AngelicVampires]

What are you going to do? ;)

[GreenChef]

there are so many possibilities, ... Where should I begin?

[AngelicVampires]

How about you surprise me?

[GreenChef]

You don't mind...?

[AngelicVampires]

Why would I?

[GreenChef]

I've got an Idea or two, do you think you might like?

[AngelicVampires]

How about you try them and find out?

[GreenChef]

I'm game, you?

[dicksbro]

You'll take pictures to share with us, won't you?

[gekkogecko]

They'll be all over the web instantly, wont they?

[GreenChef]

You think they'd be a welcome addition?

[AngelicVampires]

Why doesn't everyone join in?

[Coaster]

Why don't you sit here on my lap?

[AngelicVampires]

Would you remove those pants the rest of the way first?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't you rather slide them off?

[jseal]

What have I missed?

[gekkogecko]

Is there anything you wanted to miss?

[AngelicVampires]

Oooo.....any objections to me removing my pants first?

[dicksbro]

Who could object to that? :slurp:

[jseal]

Oooo.....any objections to me removing my pants first?
May I do that for you?

[gekkogecko]

Why stop with the pants?

[AngelicVampires]

May I do that for you?

Don't you think you should? ;)

[Coaster]

Wanna?

[dicksbro]

What do you think?

[gekkogecko]

Why 'think' when you can 'do'?

[AngelicVampires]

Are you boys too shy?

[GreenChef]

I'm not sure if people who know me would call me 'Shy', you think?

[AngelicVampires]

Perhaps not but am I still not waiting for one of you to make the first move?

[GreenChef]

Could I come over there and help you get a little more comfortable?

[AngelicVampires]

Would you come over here faster if I did a little booty shake?

[GreenChef]

Would you believe, yes... ?

[AngelicVampires]

So now that you are over here what are you going to do?

[GreenChef]

Should I start over here, and see where we end up?

[dicksbro]

Why don't we all just plunge in to some good ol' raunchy sex?

[jseal]

Is this what they call an orgy?

[gekkogecko]

Can oyu show me on this doll just were you had the orgy?

[Coaster]

Do we HAVE to?

[dicksbro]

Do we even WANT to?

[gekkogecko]

What's your kink?

[AngelicVampires]

You can't guess?

[dicksbro]

Can we just keep trying things until you say, "YES!!!" ?

[jseal]

How many will that be?

[gekkogecko]

Sould we try and find out?

[AngelicVampires]

How about we start by getting naked?

[jseal]

Shall we undress each other?

[gekkogecko]

Would you please *not* undress me, jseal?

[AngelicVampires]

Could I undress you gekko?

[GreenChef]

Would you let me?

[AngelicVampires]

How about you try it and find out?

[GreenChef]

you don't mind?

[AngelicVampires]

Why would I mind?

[GreenChef]

Do you think it could get us into trouble?

[AngelicVampires]

Is getting into trouble really that bad?

[GreenChef]

It depends on what kind of trouble, don't you think?

[AngelicVampires]

I suppose, but I am assuming you are talking about a good kind of trouble?

[GreenChef]

Would we want any other?

[AngelicVampires]

Lol, are you a bad boy?

[GreenChef]

What do you think?

[AngelicVampires]

Only one way to find out?

[dicksbro]

Just one?

[jseal]

How many ways can you think of?

[gekkogecko]

Aren't there 50 ways to love your lever?

[AngelicVampires]

How about we try them all?

[jseal]

Ooooooooooooooooo! Which one first? :D

[dicksbro]

Which one first? Is it okay that I volunteer for that first go?

[jseal]

Where is the end of the line?

[Pita]

Don't you know the line starts over here by me?

[Coaster]

Is that why you're "Drenched" TT? :kisser:

[jseal]

Room for another? :D

[dicksbro]

Drenched is nice ... isn't it?

[jseal]

Where did TinglingTess go? :(

[AngelicVampires]

Can I take over until she returns?

[dicksbro]

I can't believe any of us would say no; do you?

[AngelicVampires]

How about you pick your poison? ;)

[gekkogecko]

Poison? What poison?

[dicksbro]

Somebody wants to poison us?? http://bestsmileys.com/scared/7.gif

[gekkogecko]

Could that be you, yourself?

[dicksbro]

What makes you ask that?

[gekkogecko]

Why is it *you* refuse to admit *I'm* paranoid?

[Glyndwr]

Who's after you?

[dicksbro]

Anyone we know?

[gekkogecko]

Why do you *have* to know?

[dicksbro]

Who said I had to?

[jseal]

How much would you "like" to know?

[dicksbro]

How much are you willing to share?

[gekkogecko]

WHOM are you willing to share?

[AngelicVampires]

Did I get us off topic?

[gekkogecko]

What topic?

[AngelicVampires]

I thought we were stripping?

[dicksbro]

Aren't we?

[AngelicVampires]

Do you want to start?

[dicksbro]

Can I wait until after my meeting this evening?

[jseal]

Who am I to say "No"?

[dicksbro]

How many guesses do we get? :confused:

[AngelicVampires]

What are we guessing?

[jseal]

What do I get if I tell you? :hot:

[AngelicVampires]

What would you like?

[Salacious]

Do I get options?

[AngelicVampires]

Why wouldn't you?!?!?

[Salacious]

Is it a given?

[AngelicVampires]

Don't you think you would get pretty much anything that you'd want?

[Salacious]

why would I think that?

[AngelicVampires]

Because I think you could have anything that you want?

[Salacious]

Are you asking me?

[AngelicVampires]

I thought you were going to be the one asking?

[dicksbro]

Did I miss anything?

[gekkogecko]

Is there going to be female-on-female action?

[dicksbro]

Are you booking a front-row seat?

[AngelicVampires]

Would any of you guys like to partake?

[dicksbro]

Is that an option? :confused:

:slurp:

[gekkogecko]

Should I keep my options open?

[AngelicVampires]

Wouldn't you prefer multiple options?

[gekkogecko]

Multiple options, or multiple orgasms?

[bh4229]

May I have BOTH?? :)

[dicksbro]

Now, does that mean multiple ways to achieve orgasm or multiple orgasms regardless of technique used?

[AngelicVampires]

At that point does it really matter?

[dicksbro]

What do you think?

[gekkogecko]

After all that, can you still think?

[AngelicVampires]

Doesn't it just make your imagination go crazy?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe some things just jump up and down?

[gekkogecko]

Is it possible to have sex while jumping up and down?

[AngelicVampires]

I wouldn't mind being bounced up and down...any volunteers?

[gekkogecko]

Who wouldnt' volunteer to bounce AV?

[dicksbro]

:shrug: I can't imagine, can you?

[AngelicVampires]

Do you have stamina?

[Coaster]

Do you want to be bounced all night?

[dicksbro]

Are you having pictures taken?

[gekkogecko]

Who gets to take the pictures, and does s/he also get to participate?

[Coaster]

Wouldn't a running video be even better?

[AngelicVampires]

Shouldn't we play nice and let everyone participate?

[Coaster]

Would that drive you even crazier?

[AngelicVampires]

How could it not?!?!

[gekkogecko]

Is it possible for AV to be crazier?

[Coaster]

Is she really a nightly occurance?

[AngelicVampires]

Not always?

[dicksbro]

Don't you just love the higher gas prices?

[AngelicVampires]

Is that really your question?

[GreenChef]

What kind of question is that?

[AngelicVampires]

Kind of random don't you think?

[dicksbro]

You didn't think it fit?

[gekkogecko]

Is there a way to find out who fits?

[AngelicVampires]

What are we trying to fit?

[jseal]

Could we be trying to fit me into you? :D

[gekkogecko]

How many could fit simultaneously?

[AngelicVampires]

Wouldn't you think about 5?

[Coaster]

Wouldn't that be stretching things?

[dicksbro]

You'd think so, wouldn't you?

[gekkogecko]

Should we "think", or just "do"?

[AngelicVampires]

Who says all 5 would be in the same place?

[gekkogecko]

Why don't you try it, and see if it works?

[jseal]

Cool! Who's "in"?

[AngelicVampires]

How about you?

[dicksbro]

Who, me?

[GreenChef]

could it be?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't that be something if it was?

[gekkogecko]

Could we take pictures, to be sure?

[AngelicVampires]

We have to have some souvenirs don't you think?

[GreenChef]

why not?

[dicksbro]

She has good ideas, doesn't she?

[jseal]

Would she like 5 by 7s, or 8 by 10s as souvenirs ?

[gekkogecko]

Is that better or worse than used condoms as souvenirs?