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Murphy
10-21-2002, 05:44 PM
What do redneck gays call themselves?

All screwed up.
Lovediva
10-21-2002, 05:53 PM
What is I wish I was????????????????


naked tennis and too many balls
Murphy
10-21-2002, 05:54 PM
What is a dangerous combination.

Veni, Vidi, Viagra
dannyk
10-21-2002, 05:54 PM
What is latin for 'I came, I saw, I stood tall'?

A sheep
Murphy
10-21-2002, 06:00 PM
What animal is most afraid where the men are men and the women are men?

Duck Tape and WD-40.
dannyk
10-21-2002, 06:03 PM
What do you need to shut the wife up, and open the wife up?

Bagels and doughnuts
Murphy
10-21-2002, 06:08 PM
Danny: Damned near fell outta my chair!!!!

What make great edible cock-rings?

A strobe light and a glow-in-the-dark condom
south
10-21-2002, 07:46 PM
That would be ....What was the Movie working title of the 1969's Beatles first psydellic genre move ...later to be released under the title "The Yellow Submarine"?

The kids of Memphis
Sugarsprinkles
10-21-2002, 08:00 PM
Who goes Trick-or-Treating at Graceland?

Peanut Butter and Mashed Banana sandwiches
Lovediva
10-21-2002, 08:27 PM
What is Elvis's favorite sandwich???


tin foil, a can of tuna and some pistachio's
south
10-21-2002, 08:41 PM
What was Elvis trying to pass when he passed??

kid creole
Lovediva
10-21-2002, 10:08 PM
What is a musician...that I am not very fond of???? ;)


coconuts and grapefruits
south
10-21-2002, 11:13 PM
Oh...would that be, let me see....About what durometer and size, on the fruit scale of hardness, do testis attain when a patient is diagnoses with a terminal case of "Blue Balls"?

pump-kin
south
10-21-2002, 11:17 PM
I was a little late on the buzzer again 20,000 leagues.

At what depth did Captain Niemo promise his girl friend they could fuck? sort of the inverse of the Mile High Club

Dolly Parton
dannyk
10-21-2002, 11:18 PM
okay, south, hold on a sec!

South - you're tooo kind
Murphy - falling off? you need duct tape? :D
dannyk
10-21-2002, 11:22 PM
Pump-kin ~ What happens in every redneck town around Hallowe'en? (apologies to any rednecks here! :D)

Dolly Parton ~ What celebrity wanted to open a theme park called "Magic Mountains"?

a phillips and a flat head
south
10-22-2002, 01:35 AM
What names did the 2 serial rapists pen their anonymous diaries under?

a 100 amp gasoline generator
jjjjbo
10-22-2002, 03:46 AM
What is how did the deaf camping group run their vibrators?

sailor dresses and thigh high nylons
Sugarsprinkles
10-22-2002, 05:58 AM
What did the unknown 7th member of The Village People wear when they performed their hit song "In the Navy"?


Great Balls of Fire!!
jjjjbo
10-22-2002, 07:20 AM
What was shouted at the Luau when the firedancer had a painful accident.

lillies of the valley
skipthisone
10-22-2002, 08:29 AM
What is between the legs of a "Flower Child"?

Running Faucet
dannyk
10-22-2002, 09:10 AM
What was the indian name given to the brave with the most powerful orgasms?

The Rock
skipthisone
10-22-2002, 11:25 AM
What do the ladies beg dannyk to slip them?

Damn you fine fine woman!
Coach Knight
10-22-2002, 11:29 AM
What is the only correct answer to, "do I look fat in this dress?"

Not tonight, I have a headache.
Murphy
10-22-2002, 11:35 AM
What is the mating call of the greater Male Pixieholic?

Trains, planes, and Automobiles.
dicksbro
10-22-2002, 05:04 PM
Three creative locations to try and make love when you're on the go.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner.
dannyk
10-22-2002, 05:26 PM
What came about after the saying " Man doth not live by sex alone.."

Cherry
south
10-22-2002, 05:59 PM
What was that loud pop heard at every highschool prom?

Dog Haus
Lovediva
10-22-2002, 06:29 PM
Is that where my hubby slept last night???????


pea shooter and a gazoo
south
10-22-2002, 06:52 PM
What are tool Mistress employes for training the budding Junior High school age dominatrix students?

hickeys and bite marks
Lovediva
10-22-2002, 06:54 PM
What is a vampire's signature??


Pain and pleasure
south
10-23-2002, 08:19 AM
What are the fundamental tenants of the concept that “Sex without danger is like food without spice"?


the wristwatch
jjjjbo
10-23-2002, 08:29 AM
What is the name the girls in the "fisting" club call looking out for Mr. Big (hands)?

silk and peanut butter.
south
10-23-2002, 09:02 AM
What were Dr. George Washington Carver's two fetishes?

pert
jjjjbo
10-23-2002, 09:05 AM
What is the standard abbreviation for "Pixies Exhibitionists Renewal Therapy"?

The Transexuals' Ball.
south
10-23-2002, 09:10 AM
What did the Bull Dyke think would be a good method of Hormone replacement therapy?

"Dance With Me"
Coach Knight
10-23-2002, 09:21 AM
What does the stripper say before she offers her g-string for a dollar?

A birthday, Skipthisone and plenty of alcohol
skipthisone
10-23-2002, 04:18 PM
What do you need to always have a good time?

Las Vegas to St. Louis to Florida
dicksbro
10-23-2002, 04:49 PM
What is the wrong way to get from Seattle to Chicago to Boston

Fosters, a cold mug; and a warm woman
south
10-23-2002, 05:24 PM
What some might call a 3 course dinner?

fudge factor
Lovediva
10-23-2002, 09:04 PM
What is how much shit is on the dick after anal intercourse???????
(Omg..can't believe I just typed that....lmao)

A dictionnary, a dictato and a dick!
south
10-24-2002, 06:28 AM
A dick-tato???You calling me a dick-tato???or is that supposed to be something else???
south
10-24-2002, 06:33 AM
Well then either way....love.
What contains nouns and verbs, directives and a dangling participial?

pay load
Lovediva
10-24-2002, 12:11 PM
What does a hooker call the John's orgasm??????


Cumkwat!
Coach Knight
10-24-2002, 12:39 PM
What is the money shot in the midget porno movie called?

Spooky, kooky and gooey
dicksbro
10-24-2002, 12:50 PM
What do they call it when Halloween is cumming

Happy, horny and hard
south
10-24-2002, 05:05 PM
What are the three basic constituents of the male a pre orgasmic state?

Navel flood
Lovediva
10-24-2002, 09:45 PM
What happens when the Navy men all jerk off at the same time???? :D

Duct tape and a tape worm
dannyk
10-24-2002, 11:46 PM
What did McGyver use to mix his special tequila?

Beauty and the Beast
jjjjbo
10-25-2002, 03:26 AM
What is the affectionate term we use to refer to Summer and her on-line Pixie guy?

lamp posts and leprichans
dicksbro
10-25-2002, 05:43 AM
What happens when a little guy gets carried away selecting a dildo.

Rain, snow, and a mattress
south
10-25-2002, 08:07 AM
What along with "the gloom of night" will not stop the postman from ringing twice?

balls deep
jjjjbo
10-25-2002, 04:56 PM
what is the 1000's of plastic balls play area called by MacDonalds Employees?

rose petals and horse linament.
south
10-25-2002, 05:20 PM
What are Hers and His baths for S&M devotees?

Milkshake
GermanSteve
10-25-2002, 06:49 PM
What do you get of the chachacha dancing cow?

an answering machine.
dicksbro
10-25-2002, 06:51 PM
What's needed when the conversation begins, "This will just take a few minutes ... "

900 numbers
dannyk
10-25-2002, 11:09 PM
What filled dicksbro's first 'little black book', prompting the second?


Two cents worth
jjjjbo
10-26-2002, 02:39 AM
What is a tickle at the Sensual Healing Massage Parlor?

cry me a river.
south
10-26-2002, 06:45 AM
What is the only thing your can do when the batteries give out on your favorite vibrator late at night after a really bad date?

Low Headroom
dicksbro
10-26-2002, 05:12 PM
What are bunkbeds.

White, creamy and in demand
dannyk
10-26-2002, 06:34 PM
What are twinkies? mmm.. cream filling!


Cacti and horny men
dicksbro
10-26-2002, 07:50 PM
What are two things characterized by hard protrusions and capable of providing refreshments to the thirsty?

Walmart, K-Mart, Fredericks of Hollywood
south
10-27-2002, 05:19 AM
What are the 3 anchor stores at the most prestigious mall on the Redneck Riveria?

monster trucks
dicksbro
10-27-2002, 06:14 AM
In the movie "Beauty and the Beast," where was the place "beast" did "beauty"? (I think the scene was cut from the "G" rated version :( )

New Orleans
south
10-27-2002, 06:47 AM
In What American City is it easiest to find a "trailer trash" hooker with an exotic french name?

Bob-job
dicksbro
10-27-2002, 06:50 AM
What is the professional title of those who test wash tubs for use in bobbing for apples games?

semen stains
Murphy
10-27-2002, 08:08 AM
What will martinizing NOT remove from a wedding dress with only hours to go before her wedding?

whipped cream and other delights.
south
10-27-2002, 08:53 AM
What record album cover caused a epidemic of erections in 1968??

taste of honey
south
10-27-2002, 09:10 AM
take it off baby!
south
10-27-2002, 09:13 AM
sorry for the interuption....
the answer is still....
"a taste of honey"
jjjjbo
10-27-2002, 09:50 AM
What is a taste much sweeter than wine?


bra strap flap
south
10-27-2002, 09:58 AM
What was the one scandal that the Clinton Administration did successfully cover up?

kegger
dannyk
10-27-2002, 10:22 AM
What is the next stage up from 'spare tire and 'beer gut'?


Married to Prince Charming
south
10-27-2002, 10:25 AM
What is a Gay Wet Dream?

tounge fatigue
dannyk
10-27-2002, 02:20 PM
What do you wish your wife would get more often?


Bullock
dicksbro
10-27-2002, 02:35 PM
How to keep the bull from going far.

water balloons
dannyk
10-27-2002, 02:40 PM
What does Anna Nicole Smith remind you of?


Smoking in the boys room
south
10-27-2002, 06:17 PM
What was Brownsville Station's cover up and distraction for sucking each other off in the stalls?

Welcome to the Machine
Sugarsprinkles
10-27-2002, 06:26 PM
What was the sign on the computer Dicksbro used at the public library every morning? :D :D

Mad dogs and Englishmen
Murphy
10-27-2002, 06:41 PM
What are beefeaters?

bibbidy, bobbity, boo.
south
10-28-2002, 07:40 AM
What is it that rhymes with “I lick the girly goo”?


a Leash
skipthisone
10-28-2002, 10:14 AM
What I get stuck with when I misbehave?

Frankenstein, a vibrator and Pixies-Place!!
dannyk
10-28-2002, 10:50 AM
Where can you find the current flowing this Halloween?


Once bitten, twice shy
Coach Knight
10-28-2002, 11:20 AM
What is the reply to My, my, my?

Too many people, not enough condoms
Lovediva
10-28-2002, 11:26 AM
What is the goverment saying in Africa???


Toot, toot, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
south
10-28-2002, 12:10 PM
What is the pause that really refreshes?

A single dollar
dicksbro
10-28-2002, 12:16 PM
What is the cost of a dime's worth of candy?

Fun and happiness
south
10-28-2002, 03:29 PM
What is option 2 after love and happiness?

snot
Murphy
10-28-2002, 04:37 PM
What is the opposite of tis?

Going for the Gold
dannyk
10-28-2002, 05:48 PM
What is an euphemism for "Giving her Multiple Orgasms"?


Thongs and sarongs
Murphy
10-28-2002, 07:02 PM
What is considered overdressed for a pixies party?

Hands-on therapy.
dicksbro
10-28-2002, 07:38 PM
what is sucking your thumb?

Tipping a waiter or watress.
Murphy
10-28-2002, 07:54 PM
What is more rewarding than cow tipping?

Dinkey-doo
south
10-28-2002, 08:14 PM
What is another way of saying junior sized penis?

"Damn it, Janet!"
Murphy
10-28-2002, 08:22 PM
How Did Brad Profess his love in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"?

meatloaf
jjjjbo
10-28-2002, 08:53 PM
What is not a good endearment for the woman in your life?

elderberry wine
south
10-28-2002, 11:56 PM
What it was that your "mother smelled of" when the French taunted King Arthurs men in the Holy Grail?

A "ham-ster"
dannyk
10-29-2002, 12:36 AM
What is a small pig?


OU812
south
10-29-2002, 07:24 AM
What is the element of the formula, expressed as a value, that presents the question of cunnilingus as a mathematical equation?

Zero and less
Murphy
10-29-2002, 07:30 AM
What are my chances of getting any this morning? (The kid will be getting up for school soon...and neither of my women are stirring....)

Less than unity.
Sugarsprinkles
10-29-2002, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by Murphy
and neither of my women are stirring....)

**HHhmmm...you coulda woke me up..all you had to do was knock, babe. :D**

Less than unity

What is the state of my family now that we're scattered over 3 different states?


Ouija Board, Tarot Cards, & a Crystal Ball
Lovediva
10-29-2002, 10:48 AM
What are the props used in Lilith's Halloween Ritual to attract men into her dungeon, where she keeps all the men to herself??????:D :D :D


Witches, gobblins and a broom stick.
south
10-29-2002, 10:58 AM
What defines Uptown, Downtown and a bad visit to the Police Station in NYC?

Libido Candy
Lovediva
10-29-2002, 11:01 AM
What is where can I get some????????????????? :D :D :D


Walnuts, grape nuts and peanuts
Murphy
10-29-2002, 01:47 PM
What sizes do balls come in?

Bedknobs and Broomsticks
south
10-29-2002, 05:08 PM
What story did the anally retentive creative department at Disney come up with after visiting the Swingers Motel?

Room service
Nikki
10-29-2002, 06:31 PM
What do you need for a dirty weekend away?


Kitchen table, candles and wet panties on the floor...........
jjjjbo
10-29-2002, 07:26 PM
What was found at PantyFanatics last surprize birthday party.

microphone and toaster.
south
10-29-2002, 07:48 PM
What constitutes a breakfast Karaoke machine?

the tailpipe
jjjjbo
10-29-2002, 07:55 PM
What do they call a supersized anal plug?

squinting and slurping
south
10-29-2002, 08:02 PM
What when the thighs are closed quickly during cunnilingus just as he dives back in after taking a breath?

dome
jjjjbo
10-29-2002, 08:12 PM
what is the new slogan word used in schools ... "don't overestimate miscreant's education"

spurs and saddlesores
sfcretired
10-29-2002, 08:42 PM
What is a cowgirl's worst nightmare.

Training bra
south
10-29-2002, 09:52 PM
What article of clothing did mistress take her new slave shopping for at a busy lingere shop?
("yes he will have a 38aaa and it is for him what do you mean they don't make a 38aaa???" )

fists of fury
dannyk
10-29-2002, 11:13 PM
What does your g/f start doing when she gets tired of waiting for you to come doing the hand-job?


Fishing line
Sugarsprinkles
10-29-2002, 11:33 PM
What does a man give his S/O when he plans on being gone for the weekend with his buddies?

lock, stock and barrel
south
10-29-2002, 11:55 PM
What is one of the new thrill Rides at Six (red) Flags hanging out of the right rear pocket?

Loose caboose
jjjjbo
10-30-2002, 12:20 AM
What are you bound to see a few of at the Sr. Citizens' Disco Ball.

quacks and cracks
south
10-30-2002, 07:06 AM
What it is that the "North American Horny Duck Fucker" lives for?

cab fare
dicksbro
10-30-2002, 07:10 AM
What is a hookers party place

flagpole
Nikki
10-30-2002, 07:19 AM
What is Anna Nicole Smith's dildo.........omg...did I just say that!!!!


crotchless panties and beek-a-boo bras........
south
10-30-2002, 08:31 AM
What is the uniform Lesbian Women wrestlers wear in a "No Holes Barred" match?

Petting Zoo
Lovediva
10-30-2002, 10:17 AM
What is an orgy held at the old farmhouse???


salt and pepper
Coach Knight
10-30-2002, 10:38 AM
What do you lose more of the second and gain more of the first as you get older?

Wasabai sauce
Lovediva
10-30-2002, 10:48 AM
What is sauce that really hasn't made it into the bedroom yet?????


grand canyon and sky diving
skipthisone
10-30-2002, 11:16 AM
What games can you and your SO play with a balcony?

Tricks not treats
Lovediva
10-30-2002, 11:18 AM
What do prositutes hand out on Halloween????


Hokey Pokey and saran wrap
Coach Knight
10-30-2002, 11:30 AM
What happens when a wedding reception goes terribly wrong?

The chicken dance, the macarena, and a stripper
south
10-30-2002, 01:37 PM
What are the most popular features at the Sunset Village Retirement home's Chippendale night?

carpophagous
Lilith
10-30-2002, 02:26 PM
what is the boring kinds of bats?

Gilligan, a vibrator, and a politician
Coach Knight
10-30-2002, 02:29 PM
What are three of the four things the Skipper needs for an orgy?

Peanut butter, madame, and broken hearts
dicksbro
10-30-2002, 02:33 PM
What's given to the disappointed whore house customer when all the time slots are booked?

Sunshine and soft hay
Coach Knight
10-30-2002, 02:33 PM
What are what needs to be in your mouth and what is in your mouth after going down on her?

Diet Coke and High Back Leather Office Chairs
skipthisone
10-30-2002, 02:36 PM
What do you need to be on pixies in your office all day?

Lip smacking butt wackin good
dannyk
10-30-2002, 03:52 PM
What best describes Lilith? :D


A three-hour tour
Sugarsprinkles
10-30-2002, 04:04 PM
What is the minimum amount of time necessary to read the posts, play the games and perv on the pics on a normal day at Pixie's?

Squirrels, Mary Janes, and Black Jacks
south
10-30-2002, 04:14 PM
What are NutZippers, Shoes and Cards?

The Secondary Sphincter
dannyk
10-30-2002, 04:20 PM
What comes after the Primary Penis?


A beer and a blowjob
south
10-30-2002, 05:09 PM
what replaced the saying "nothing beats'a Coke and Pizza?

Horned and Amorous
dannyk
10-30-2002, 05:21 PM
What best describes south's costume? :p


Two heads are better than one
dicksbro
10-30-2002, 05:50 PM
What best describes a gay 69?

Tongue lashing
Lovediva
10-30-2002, 06:57 PM
What does every woman need???:p

Disco duck and Tina Turner.
south
10-30-2002, 07:09 PM
What are the only remaining sources for rhinestoned feathers?
……..or alternatively
Who are the only individuals that Ike Turner still has a pending permanent restraining order?

THC
dicksbro
10-30-2002, 07:13 PM
What stands for "The Happy Cock?"

Friends, Support, Confidence
south
10-30-2002, 07:26 PM
What does wearing a Jock Strap as your only dancing attire at parties give you?

Lift and seperate
jjjjbo
10-30-2002, 08:15 PM
What are 2 of the most important things a nursery teacher needs to be able to do with children under her care?

video cards and sound boards
dicksbro
10-30-2002, 08:59 PM
What is artifical reality?

G-Strings and Pouches
dannyk
10-30-2002, 10:51 PM
What does Willie Nelson keep in his guitar case?


A six-pack
south
10-31-2002, 06:40 AM
What I tell people my abs are like?...except the "six-pack" is stored behind the "Keg".

reverse hand stitching
dicksbro
10-31-2002, 06:44 AM
What is a mime, with his back turned, telling a really funny joke.

Sunrise, Sunshine, Sunny-D
dannyk
10-31-2002, 09:23 AM
What are things that reach you wayyyyyy too early in the morning?

Moonshine, moonbeams, mooning
Lovediva
10-31-2002, 10:28 AM
What are three words that begin with moon??


Lamp shade, red bulb and a really long pull cord!
south
10-31-2002, 11:06 AM
What in the story Beauty and The Beast what piece of furniture was the porn surfing uncle turned into?

flush and fill
BamaKyttn
10-31-2002, 02:49 PM
What do a douch bag and a toilet have in common?


Ajax, bleach, and a wire scrub brush
Coach Knight
10-31-2002, 02:53 PM
What will be needed to clean up the hotel room after a weekend meeting your online lover?

Stairs, bears and beers
dicksbro
10-31-2002, 02:58 PM
Who is taht drunken beast upstairs?

Trojans and Michigan State
south
10-31-2002, 03:04 PM
What are Condoms and Dicks? (sorry Iz!)

Punt
Coach Knight
10-31-2002, 03:10 PM
What do the Chicago Bears do after every three plays?

Spray paint and a wig
dicksbro
10-31-2002, 03:58 PM
Who is Ronald McDonald on a bad hair day?

Falsies
Sugarsprinkles
10-31-2002, 04:02 PM
What DON'T 99% of the women at Pixie's need?


Pixie Stix
Murphy
10-31-2002, 04:07 PM
Pixie Stix:

What do all pixies men have in their pants?

Major Disaster and General Calamity.
south
10-31-2002, 04:34 PM
Who were in charge of the the Carter ordered rescue of the Iranian Hostages?

Catherine the Great
skipthisone
10-31-2002, 04:52 PM
Name the cathy who ruled the fraternaty boys?

JOJO the clown
Sugarsprinkles
10-31-2002, 05:51 PM
Who should we NOT invite to a party attended by clown-fearing Pixies?

Winken, Blinken, and Nod
Mercury_Maniac
10-31-2002, 06:08 PM
What are 3 actions we use every day?


bright orange with a little green
dicksbro
10-31-2002, 06:17 PM
What is one sick pumpkin.

Tight pants, stuck zipper
south
10-31-2002, 06:23 PM
What are the dangers of wearing an outfit you suspect is too snug to a wedding?

Nippon
dicksbro
10-31-2002, 07:25 PM
Where is it that the phallus is carried in parades?

North, East, South and West
south
11-01-2002, 08:28 AM
What marks are left on your ass if you attempt to use a ships compass as a butt plug?

Hydoelectric power
Lovediva
11-01-2002, 10:07 AM
What is Excellent power to supply to my vibrator????


Duck, Duck, Goose!
Coach Knight
11-01-2002, 10:51 AM
What do you do before walking into two bars and what does Diva give you when you finally get in?

Turkey and stuffing and a maple leaf
south
11-01-2002, 02:18 PM
What were the highlights of the first ever Thanksgiving pagent starring an unknown pair of Puritans as Adam and Eve?

"what me havest no figs in this newfound land this New England?"

corn-a-couplate
Coach Knight
11-01-2002, 02:48 PM
What they call casual sex in Iowa?

The danger, the fun and the heat
Lilith
11-01-2002, 02:59 PM
What is sex on top of the stove?

a wedding gown, a rifle, and a bowling ball
Coach Knight
11-01-2002, 03:05 PM
What is necessary for every trailer-park wedding?

A fight and make-up sex
Lilith
11-01-2002, 03:06 PM
What is a good idea?

penis envy and scotch tape
south
11-01-2002, 05:15 PM
What is an alternative to a Brazilian Wax?

The Dow Chemical Corp.
Murphy
11-02-2002, 10:04 AM
Who do you NOT want providing refreshments to your next party.

Three Men and a Little Lady.
south
11-02-2002, 12:42 PM
What is a typical "scene" at swinger's mixer for little people (dwarfs) and the general populaton?

Muscle Shoals
dicksbro
11-04-2002, 05:31 PM
What is a large group of strong fish?

Twiddle dee and Twiddle dum.
south
11-04-2002, 05:36 PM
Who are the Southern Cousins of Twiddle 'Dis and Twiddle 'Dat?
(yeah you know the the guys they live with uncle "I got yer twiddle right here")


lickity split
dicksbro
11-04-2002, 05:47 PM
What do we call it when Lixy poses for pics with her legs spread ... :D

Closer, closer, still closer!
south
11-04-2002, 05:57 PM
What is the English translation of how to do the “orgasm ritual” from the cunnilingus experts of the Mom-Back Tribe of Western Rwanda?

The Blue Line
dicksbro
11-04-2002, 06:00 PM
What do they call erections in the cold?

Tisk, tisk, tush.
Murphy
11-04-2002, 06:50 PM
What is the Pixies version of duck, duck, goose?

chocolate moose
dicksbro
11-04-2002, 07:05 PM
Bullwinkle's holiday look-a-like.

Baby oil and diapers
Murphy
11-04-2002, 07:09 PM
What are needed for sex at the old folks home?

Up, up and away!
Sugarsprinkles
11-04-2002, 07:12 PM
Where do you keep your "girlie" magazines and your gun?


Ho Ho's, Ding Dong's, and Twinkies
dicksbro
11-04-2002, 07:13 PM
What is laughing over a cumming cock?

Past, present, future
Sugarsprinkles
11-04-2002, 07:17 PM
What are promises, promises, promises?? ;) :D

Ouija Board, Tarot Cards and a Crystal Ball
south
11-04-2002, 07:19 PM
What are the basic tenses?

Captain Hook
Murphy
11-04-2002, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by Sugarsprinkles
Ouija Board, Tarot Cards and a Crystal Ball

What are usefull items at a halloween party?

G.I. Joe, Barbie and Ken
south
11-04-2002, 08:21 PM
Who were caught in a torrid 3-way in one of the trailers on the set of "Toy Story 2"

Great Barrier Reef
dicksbro
11-05-2002, 01:20 PM
What is a rubber rolled up like a sail?

Rocky Mountain High
me_carl
11-05-2002, 01:29 PM
Where do you go to get Rocky Mountain oysters and marijuana greens. ( also where John Dever made his last landing )

fur lined hancuffs
dicksbro
11-05-2002, 01:43 PM
What is a posse of pussies? ( Oh, oh, I'm in trouble now :) )

Striptease
Murphy
11-05-2002, 01:46 PM
What is Jennaflower practicing? (see her pics)

four poster
dicksbro
11-05-2002, 01:50 PM
Who were Murphy, Sugarsprinkles, DIcksbro and South?

Cup, plate, saucer
south
11-05-2002, 01:58 PM
What covers your genitals, protects your brain and carries aliens?

Athens, GA and Sycracuse, NY
dicksbro
11-05-2002, 02:06 PM
What are two cities east of the Mississippi and south of Toronto?

Corn, wheat, and rice
Coach Knight
11-05-2002, 02:36 PM
What types of fields are conducive for sex?

A thread, a flirt and a big finish
south
11-05-2002, 03:18 PM
What is a g-string wearing nyphomanic that delivers?

peaches and cream
Lovediva
11-05-2002, 04:42 PM
What is the corn that Sharnie uses when her batteries run out?? ;)


Not a happy camper
dicksbro
11-05-2002, 05:51 PM
What are the feelings of the person who found their hotel was overbooked?

Oh boy ... it's election day!
south
11-05-2002, 06:03 PM
What is the exclamation a Japanese fellow makes after he has just taken Viagra for the first time?

Polling Place
dicksbro
11-05-2002, 06:06 PM
LMAO South ...

Where the pole vaulter aims to set his pole (at least one of the places for one of his poles)

School
south
11-05-2002, 07:54 PM
What is an Autodidacts' nightmare?

Prince Charles
Sugarsprinkles
11-05-2002, 08:00 PM
Who is NOT the most handsome royal????


London Bridge, Tower of London, and Buckingham Palace
Lovediva
11-05-2002, 08:04 PM
What are all places Prince Charles has fucked his brains out???

sky writting and a drunk pilot
south
11-05-2002, 08:34 PM
What is Fuckd uPeD men-pened-ship?

And the Beanstalk
dicksbro
11-05-2002, 08:37 PM
What is the great dildo to the sky?

A rake and a shovel
south
11-05-2002, 08:57 PM
What does mistress keep in her toy chest to help train errant farmers??

figures and compulsatories
dicksbro
11-05-2002, 09:40 PM
What are cute gals and hard cocks?

Cold winds and warm fireplaces
Lovediva
11-05-2002, 09:52 PM
What is spending a night in the Great white North with Diva would bring??


squiggles and giggles
south
11-06-2002, 06:53 AM
What happens when your man wears a French tickler?

Rollercoaster of Love
dicksbro
11-06-2002, 06:54 AM
What lovers do ... go up and down, up and down, up and down

cinstipation
south
11-06-2002, 08:11 AM
When it is against the law of God to be constipated?
(I believe that this is the basis for the followers of "Enemaism" or as they like to be known "Children of the Lower Colon" or "The Followers of the Post Great Flood Saints")

a Tight Wad
me_carl
11-06-2002, 09:57 AM
what is the slang term for a virgin's tampon?

light load
dannyk
11-06-2002, 04:21 PM
What do you consider her when she mounts you and you feel nothing?


Cocksure
Murphy
11-06-2002, 04:28 PM
What is knowing why the Rooster crossed the road?

Mack Truck.
south
11-06-2002, 08:43 PM
what is the next step after double-wide fisting?

The Sea of Tranquillity
dicksbro
11-06-2002, 09:02 PM
What is it called when your lovemaking has left you laying there on a wet sheet?

Buffalo wings ...
Lovediva
11-06-2002, 09:22 PM
What is a stupid answer...buffalo's don't have wings, do they!?!?!? ;) :D :D


until death do us part
south
11-06-2002, 10:10 PM
What words do healthy conjoined twins fear?

Tandem trailers
dannyk
11-06-2002, 10:30 PM
What do you call people who stalk those double-bike cyclists?

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Nikki
11-07-2002, 05:59 AM
What does Nikki dream of!!!!!.........lol.....


Black suspenders, french perfume and satin sheets....
south
11-07-2002, 09:20 AM
What did cross-dressing KKK members use during their short reign?

the stylus
Lovediva
11-07-2002, 10:31 AM
Where does one go to get hair out of their molars??????? :D


Menage a trois!
dicksbro
11-07-2002, 11:54 AM
What does it sound like when an oriental man asks for help with his zipper?

Speed zone ahead.
Lovediva
11-07-2002, 12:14 PM
What is having a speedy quicky in your office before the boss walks in????


&*&ghbft$(*%#jfh;dsatr+%@uaewd fh :D
dicksbro
11-07-2002, 12:18 PM
What is the proper way to describe when the battery goes dead?

click flash click flash click pfffft
Lovediva
11-07-2002, 12:21 PM
What is taking pictures of ones self and deciding not to post them cause you are just not photogenic?

Beans beans the magical fruit.
south
11-07-2002, 05:31 PM
What the scientist was using to fuel his experimental anal belch gas recovery device?

Entropy
dicksbro
11-07-2002, 06:25 PM
What do they call a wall mounted ass.

Hydrophobia
Lovediva
11-07-2002, 06:36 PM
What happens when I run out of batteries and the hydro goes out for my electric vibrator????:eek:


test load
Scarecrow
11-07-2002, 07:25 PM
what is when a man jerks off before having sex?


upside down flight
south
11-07-2002, 10:05 PM
How do pilots find loose change in the cockpit?

Olympic bronze
dicksbro
11-08-2002, 07:01 AM
What were the original greek dildos?

Tunnel of Love
south
11-08-2002, 09:13 AM
As Homage to Bruce Springsteen, What did Hookers working outside of NYC's Lincoln Tunnel rename the thoroughfare to?

A Back Alley deal
Lovediva
11-08-2002, 10:27 AM
What is a 50% off sale at a cat house???


George Bush and Monica
Coach Knight
11-08-2002, 10:31 AM
Who fucked Al Gore and who sucked Bill Clinton?

Cum-stained-dress
Lovediva
11-08-2002, 10:33 AM
What is he missed the hole?????


fortune cookie
sfcretired
11-08-2002, 12:01 PM
What is the look of a tight pussy?

skid marks
south
11-08-2002, 12:28 PM
What are outside of Juicy Jackie's house when she out doing yard work in her ussual attire?

Sing-Sing, Alcatraz and Fort Leavenworth
dicksbro
11-08-2002, 05:54 PM
What are three Hard Time cafes

Bourbon street
south
11-08-2002, 07:04 PM
What did the city of New Orleans change the name of "Show Us Your Tits Boulevard" to?

A type of Smoked Ham
Murphy
11-08-2002, 07:18 PM
What is Honeyed Virgin(ia)?

One Hand Clapping
dicksbro
11-08-2002, 07:20 PM
......

Baby Shampoo
south
11-08-2002, 07:21 PM
baby shampoo......
south
11-08-2002, 07:24 PM
What do you give your over emotional friend to help control the tears?

ferrets and weasels