Jepoardy is now playing....

[dicksbro]

What's does the sado-masochist rely on when he can't get a date?

Nachos Grande

[south]

What is it that a petite Latina calls the genitic material inside a typical NBA players jock?

squeeze and freeze

[dicksbro]

LOL@south

What happens when you jerk off in the cold?

Try a little tenderness ..

[south]

what did mistress say "it was time to..." while holding a 12 ounce metal meat tenderizer?

free wash with oil change

[dicksbro]

What did the top part of the sign say that ended in ... "For a full bath, you need you're tires rotated?"

Happy Go Lucky

[south]

How do you refer to an average guy with the exception of his perpetual boner that get laid all the time?

"Ol' Blue Eyes"

[musicman]

I'll go with the obvious - who is Frank Sinatra?

smokin' in the boys room

[darogle]

What did George Michael say he was doing when he got arrested, but the jury didn't buy?

Hermann Munster

[dicksbro]

Who was Eddie Munster's dad?"

"You can trust your car to the man that wears the star."

[south]

What must you do when you are caught "infalatoladicto" at lover's lane by an unsympathetic officer of the law and they haul your ass off to jail for not being all too cooperative?

Happy Motoring!

[denny]

What do you call a BJ while driving down the road?

Better living through chemistry.

[south]

What was the motto printed on the bottom of Dr. Timothy Leary's business cards?

bong water stench

[WildIrish]

What's the name of Willie Nelson's cologne?

coffee grounds

[south]

Under what "grounds" did the hyper active man sue his wife for divorce?

Furnace Poker

[celticangel]

whats the favourite card game in Hell?



black cotton socks

[south]

what in combination with a scragly mustache and a sizeable schlong was necessary for a man to star in an Adult Film in the late 1970's?

best eaten raw

[Mercury_Maniac]

What is cool about a tuna taco?



laughter in bed

[Eliza]

What happens if my man ever called it a tuna taco? (lol)



ice cream and raspberries.

[Mercury_Maniac]

What is Eliza's favorite bedtime/sextime desert?



planes and trains

[musicman]

what are excellent places to have sex?

moonlit sky

[Eliza]

What will I be looking up while laying benieth you?



Cute little sexy Blinky Men

[musicman]

what will be on top of you while you're looking at the moonlit sky?

hard as a rock

[Eliza]

How hard do Cute Little Blinky Men get?




Moaning and groaning

[musicman]

what do cute little blinky men do to eliza?

rockin and rollin

[Eliza]

what kind of music will we have on in the background?



engorged

[musicman]

what is your mouth?

wet and slippery

[south]

How do you best describe a post coital rubber meeting the road?

A time out

[dicksbro]

What do you call a potty break during a night of lovemaking?

Less filling.

[Sugarsprinkles]

What would you call sex with someone 5" compared to someone 8"?


Kibbles and bits

[dicksbro]

What do dogs think is being said when some guy says, "Nibbles dem' tits."?

Take me out to the ballgame.

[musicman]

what is what ozzy osbourne tried to sing at wrigley field....

if you build it, he will come

[Steph]

What is a museum for panties?


morning sex

[denny]

What did Steps have today, that I didn't?

tight pants

[WildIrish]

What's the best free laxative?

Hump your leg.

[denny]

Irish has met my dog! What does he do?

pee on the carpet

[Sugarsprinkles]

What happens when I read some of the Smut games postings?



catnip and hairballs

[Steph]

Two things on my shelf :)


tail

[musicman]

what am I always chasing?

saliva

[dicksbro]

What makes a good, impromtu lubricant during lovemaking?

BBQ sauce

[musicman]

what is yet another food group for impromptu foreplay?

six pack

[dicksbro]

What's a compromise between a can and a keg?

It's Miller time.

[musicman]

what happens when Randall Simon swings a bat a running sausage?

back bacon

[Sugarsprinkles]

What happens if you lay on your stomach in the sun too long?


Rock n Roll

[musicman]

what is what do I say when I'm hittin the road after a long week at work?

sucks to be you

[denny]

What do you think when I tell you I have to work this weekend?


can't get enough

[musicman]

what is having a horny wife who wants you all the time?

milk duds

[denny]

What is one of my least favorite candies?

dog tired

[musicman]

what is what I am after the hellish week i had?

ju jubes

[denny]

What sticks to my teeth and drives me crazy?

Jack Daniels

[musicman]

what could I use a glass of right now?

tgif

[denny]

What do we say today?


MILF

[musicman]

What are ladies I saw a few of today?

kickboxing

[denny]

What sport is tough for me to understand?

sportfishing

[musicman]

what is something I"ve never been interested in?

haggus

[Steph]

What is a vegetarian's worst nightmare?

sniffles, lack of taste and smell, sneezing, headache

[musicman]

how does steph feel right now?

orgasm

[dicksbro]

What do you get when you play with a Hammond organ?

dental floss

[denny]

What is my favorite material for bikinis?

gauze

[musicman]

what goes on your knees to cover up the rough spots after spending too much time on them?

alex trebek

[south]

What does a clueless "queen" think going to a gang bang to hear a little chin music means?

strike three.

[Steph]

What's a dominatrix warming up?

Clouds

[musicman]

what are my eyes like during allergy season?

paperclips

[south]

which is the least likely of all the stationary supplies to be used by a professional dom?

Los Angeles and Chicago

[musicman]

what are 2 cities I've been to?

jello pudding pops

[dicksbro]

Who are the jello pudding moms married to?

Murder, She Wrote.

[Steph]

What television show will never go off the air?

Johnny Cash

[south]

What country singer/songwriter just "cashed in" his chips?

spunk cocktail

[musicman]

what do you get when you jack off into a cup several times?

joan rivers

[Steph]

Name a plastic surgery experiement gone awry?

Kobe Bryant

[south]

What has the Japanese steer farmer recently re-named his #1 stud?

Police reports and mug shots.

[musicman]

what is in most professional athlete's biographies?

coffee and doughnuts

[dicksbro]

What is in the first lesson of things to know for new police recruits?

[musicman]

and your answer?

[south]

What is a "braincramp"?

The 1948 Plymouth Woodsided Wagon

[Steph]

Cheese personified!

potatoes and yams

[Sugarsprinkles]

what is a carbohydrate addict's dream?




web cam masturbation

[WildIrish]

What has recently surpassed baseball as America's national pastime?


super glue

[Sugarsprinkles]

What comes out of Elmer's cock??



tuna salad

[musicman]

what does Bill Parcells (the big tuna) eat before every cowboys game?

billy bob thornton

[kleclere]

What you say when you meet your cousin.

banana split

[south]

What does a BME enthusiast refer to his meatotomy as?

Orange County CA.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Which Orange County ISN'T where American Chopper is taped?



Huggies, Pampers, and Luvs

[south]

What are employed when Little People (aka Midgets) suffer from geriatric incontinence?

Loose Women and Uptight Men

[kleclere]

What do you find in a bar at closing time?


A woman who can do the splits

[musicman]

what is a gymnastic porn star?

kibbles and bits

[Sugarsprinkles]

What do you find in a canine porn movie?



caffeine and sleeping pills

[dicksbro]

Mexico may have their jumping beans, but what combination in this country makes for jumpy dreams? ;)

When you care enough to send the very best.

[musicman]

what is sending myself to a horny woman?

cinnamon hearts

[Steph]

What is an underrated oral sex toy?

lack of sleep and overtime hours

[musicman]

what is the description of my job?

ron jeremy and traci lords

[south]

Who will star in the porn adapatation of "The Beauty and the Beast"?

NaCl

[Sugarsprinkles]

What is a confusing abbreviation?



Pony Express

[musicman]

what is a perfect description as to how long it sometimes takes to get my message across?

soft ice cream

[Sugarsprinkles]

What is the best kind of ice cream to lick off someone's hot body?



sports fanatic

[musicman]

what is someone who thinks sex is a gymnastic sport?

sex & candy

[Sugarsprinkles]

What are the two sweetest addictions?



going home

[denny]

Where are you going when it won't get up anymore?

Beatle's songs

[Lilith]

What music makes a great party but a lousy mood music for sex?



I cigar, 2 telephones, and a party platter

[musicman]

what are the key ingredients for a successful poker game?

hame & cheese on white

[south]

What did the comedic robber make the clerk at the 7-11 wear as a loin cloth as he held a smith and wesson to his head?


Life in the "Food chain"

[Sugarsprinkles]

What is the autobiography of a soy bean?




Night Moves

[dicksbro]

What do you call changing channels to find a late night show worth watching?

Sleep soundly

[musicman]

what do you call something I wishI could do?

peanut brittle

[dicksbro]

What characteristic does a ceramic Charlie Brown show if dropped on a hard floor?

Danish roll.

[south]

what are the naughty girls in Copenhagen who flaunt their bare "buns" looking for?

TheGrapes of Rath

[Sugarsprinkles]

What's in the fruit bowl and Mrs. Wrath's house?



Valley of the Dolls

[south]

Where did "Benny and the Jets " have their largest fan base?

Rubber Trees...and ants!

[Sugarsprinkles]

What are two ingredients in "Betty's Bouncing Bugs"?



Truth or Dare

[musicman]

what is the best description of Madonna's sex life?

heaven or hell

[Sugarsprinkles]

What's the description of my sex life?




The Lone Ranger and Tonto

[dicksbro]

Who rode Silver and who just watched?

Smile and be happy.

[south]

What are the instructions that the Horny MILF gave the boy recieving his first BlowJob?

Unemployment Figures

[dicksbro]

What often describes the very unattractive prostitute?

War and Peace

[kleclere]

What do you have in marriage?

American Pie

[musicman]

did someone ask for a warm apple pie?

jumpin' jack flash

[dicksbro]

What do you call an antsy exhibitionist?

57 Varieties

[kleclere]

The number of differant toys you find in most Pixies ladies dresser draws.


tooth and nail

[musicman]

how do we have to fight for full nudity when Leigh does a striptease pictorial?

bobbing for apples

[dicksbro]

What did the vampire want to do with Adam?

Pin the tail on the donkey.

[Sugarsprinkles]

What game would you not want to play nude?





Hurricane season

[dicksbro]

What is Miami's coach hoping for?

sore feet

[musicman]

what do I have after a day at work?

justin and britney

[Sugarsprinkles]

Who are two of the most annoying people in today's pop culture?




fudgecicles

[south]

What do you call a popscicle when it is used as a butt plug?

Not in months with "R's"

[kleclere]

What you get when your spouse is frigid.

spread eagle

[dicksbro]

What's a good position to assume when you want to hint that you're interested in someone?

Mike Hammer

[Sugarsprinkles]

What's a good name for a man's tool?



Mr. Goodwrench

[dicksbro]

Who is Miss Goodwench's boyfriend?

I'd walk a mile for a Camel?

[musicman]

what is what I would do if I had a nicotine addiction???

bodacious ta tas

[south]

What is slang for "Golden Yabos or Sweater Mellons"?

a big Caboose

[musicman]

what is something you never tell a lady she has....

diet sprite

[rockintime]

What is to real soda as coitus interruptus is to sex?


full body nassage

[Sugarsprinkles]

What would be wonderful foreplay?




The Agony of Defeat

[dicksbro]

What describes his feelings if he ejaculates prematurely?

The cat's in the cradle.

[south]

Where does an overly protective childless couple have their cat sleep?

."...Little boy blue and the man in the moon".

[Sugarsprinkles]

Who can Little Bo Peep list among those she's had sex with?



Jack and Jill

[dicksbro]

What two lovers do you associate with the phrase, "Well, well."

Cloudy and cool.

[rockintime]

What is semen after it's been refrigerated?


Somewhere over the rainbow

[Sugarsprinkles]

Where do members of the 'Rainbow Coalition' congregate?



Bonnie and Clyde

[rockintime]

Who are some pixies members who machine gun their replies?

Abbott and Costello

[Sugarsprinkles]

Who's on First?




George Bush and Saddam Hussein

[rockintime]

Who are 2 of the 3 stooges?


Gary Coleman and Larry Flynt

[south]

what are a short little fuck and a crippled asshole?

crispy on the outside and creamy on the inside.

[dicksbro]

What is an igloo to a polar bear?

Open invitation.

[musicman]

What is something my wife has to give me oral anytime she likes? :D

Running of the bulls

[dicksbro]

What's another way of referring to a diarrhetic steer?

A rose by any other name is still a rose.

[south]

What is Spanish for "I am sick and tired of eating rice"?

Like a Sunday in "TJ"

[kleclere]

What you have at Baskin Robbins.


maple syrup

[musicman]

what is something gooey and sticky?

popping pills

[south]

what is a nickname for viagra?

wool pants

[dicksbro]

What two things often came together for stereotypical sheep farmers.

Fall fun.

[musicman]

What is jumping out of an airplane?

Gatorade and horseradish

[south]

What do the anally fixated call "squating for apples"?

costumes and treats

[musicman]

what is a creative sex life?

hell or high water?

[dicksbro]

What is difference between a low simmer or a big flood when it comes to lovemaking?

Trail mix.

[musicman]

what do you get when you meet another couple for group sex while out hiking?

cotton candy and soft ice cream

[dicksbro]

What are two non-sexual sweets that could be easily used together with a live, sexual sweetie?

Popcorn and TV.

[musicman]

what are a perfect combination?

hawaii 5-0 and beverly hillbillies

[dicksbro]

What are two old shows ... one of which featured a sexy gal?

Lara Croft and Harrison Ford.

[south]

What are both whip smart and two boobs at the same time?

The arc of the covenent

[dicksbro]

What is it, without which, Indiana Jones may never have gotten further than Turkey Run hunting arrowheads (a Park in northwestern Indiana)?

A tisket, a tasket, a little yellow basket.

[south]

What are the effects of jaundice on a man's genitals?


"he ain't heavy..."

[dicksbro]

What's the lead-in to the sentence, "He ain't heavy, he's waistline impaired?"

Save the last dance for me.

[musicman]

that's nice DB but you're not my type....LOL

What is what you say to your wife on your wedding night?

jules verne

[dicksbro]

LOL@musicman. Whew!

Wasn't he the author of the story about the "Naughty Pus?"

Mike Hammer

[south]

What is either a "hard nosed dick" or the host of some home improvement show on cable?

Smother thighs

[dicksbro]

What don't you need your head to be caught between if you're already short of breath and having a hard time breathing? :D

Earth Angel

[south]

Who is the current reigning Queen of the Mud Wrestling circuit?

Down and Dirty.

[musicman]

what do I like to get when I'm frisky?

hot and heavy

[dicksbro]

What is an iron skillet right off the stove?

Good ol' days

[darogle]

How my Grandpa described the horrors of World War II, the famine and poverty of the Great Depression, the misery of the Dust Bowl days, the lack of modern convenience, the substandard health care.... (funny thing is, he had it right!)


AM radio

[south]

What is the frequency for static lovers, Kenneth?

licks and frets

[musicman]

what is gene simmons doing to his bass onstage?

pickles and ice cream

[dicksbro]

What are 'hers' and 'his' food substitutes?

Take me home, country roads.

[Lovediva]

What is "Fuck, I am lost?"



Inny and Outty

[dicksbro]

How did the kindergarten teacher explain sex to her children?

Thinkgs go better with Coke.

[south]

what was the official motto of New York City's Studio 54?

Nose to the grindstone

[dicksbro]

What new game has Lilith developed for the dungeon?

When you care enough to send the very best.

[rockintime]

What did God say about the firemen and police officers on 911?



Let's just hit the high spots

[dicksbro]

What did the goofy pilot say to his scared passenger?

Bring us another round.

[south]

After a periond of breif rest,What did the group of young men who had just came in to a large sum of money say to the Madam of the House?

The World Series

[musicman]

what do you call a bunch of overpaid men chasing a ball to win a trophy?

windshield washer fluid

[south]

What makes for a Squeeky Clean Enema?

Wash,Wax and shine

[rockintime]

What are 3 things a very talented fellatrix can do?


yes sir, yes sir, 3 bags full

[dicksbro]

What did the little boy say when the man asked him if he wanted a Halloween treat?

And he huffed and he puffed.

[Lovediva]

What is my husband doing when he is ramming me?


Tweedledee and tweedledum

[WildIrish]

Who are the maintenance guys for our building?

Cherry pie

[Lovediva]

What is better smeared with whip cream?


Big rolling bubbles.

[WildIrish]

What's the bathtub version of the Blazing Saddles campfire scene called?

Hot Chocolate with marshmallows

[Lovediva]

What is the perfect treat after building a snowman?


Cum one cum all

[south]

What is the oath that a sex therapist must take instead of, or in addition to, the Hippocratic oath?

Thermoset and exothrem reactions

[musicman]

Say what?

blowjobs and fast food

[kleclere]

What is what you hear from those damn fastfood speakers.

secret sauce

[musicman]

what is something you eat but would NEVER want to know what it's made of?

jello, pudding and bill cosby

[dicksbro]

What grocery store ploy didn't work ... "I'll have the Jello, the pudding and would you bill Crosby?" :(

Slippin' and a slidin'.

[south]

what do astronauts expect to happen, when they put astroglide on their helmets as they are about to enter a black hole in space?


The Force

[kleclere]

What most people feel when they have sex.

A nerd

[dicksbro]

What is a backwards dren?

She'll be comin' around the mountain when she comes.

[kleclere]

What most women did while riding John Holmes.

Teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini

[south]

What looks like a diaper next to a thong?? and if was so teenie-weenie how could they ever have enough space for polka dots???

String and band-aids

[kleclere]

What some of these new bikinis are made of.

Stick figure

[denny]

What are all the young actresses trying to emulate?

Creamy

[kleclere]

What is how all the Pixies ladies look to us Pixies guys.

Adorable

[dicksbro]

What are my first thoughts when I look at the ladies picture threads?

horny

[musicman]

What do I get when I look at the ladies picture threads?

engorged

[dicksbro]

What happens to my male member when I look at the ladies picture threads?

Excitement

[musicman]

What happens to my male member after spending some time looking at the ladies picture threads?

[kleclere]

What is Musicman forgot to put an answer?

sweatie

[musicman]

what happens when I get all nervous after making a mistake and getting caught at it....

oral sex in public

[dicksbro]

What is the advantage of having an easily concealable organ? :D

Tranquility base.

[Glyndwr]

What would Ozzy Osbourne never name his house?

Michael Schumaker's helmet

[dicksbro]

What did Michael call the head of his penis?

Will it play in Peoria?

[south]

What was said of the fallen superstar athlete who amassed a fortune in debt?

Retired from fatigue

[musicman]

what is how I feel after this past weekend?

bicycle race

[dicksbro]

When the cars and motorcycles break down, what's next?

Yankee Doodle Dandy

[kleclere]

What is how a satisfied lady feels.

fireworks

[south]

If you are troubled by frenquent unwanted sexual advances from Frankenstein, what "works" to get him to leave?

a real short fuse

[dicksbro]

What is the effect of lots of direct stimulation of the guy?

7th Inning Stretch

[south]

If HILLERICH & BRADSBY CO. made a cock pump what would the flagship model be called?

Good wood on it!

[IenkiMoonshine]

What does a fire need when it's dying down?

The escape club

[dicksbro]

What organization do Lilith's dungeon visitors long to join?

What's for dinner?

[south]

What is the question most asked by person with an "oral fixation"?

A Raw Bar

[rockintime]

What test do law students who can only speak in curses have to pass?


You're gonna shoot your eye out!

[Salacious]

What is said to Ralphie in "A Christmas Story" when he asks Santa for a Red Rider BB Gun for Christmas?

Neo

[south]

If you are going to be in a phyte what is the best opponent to draw?

Smooth operator

[dicksbro]

What do you call a freshly shaven phone company information clerk?

First and ten.

[south]

What were the rates for services at the local brothel?
first (base) ten bucks,second base 40 bucks etc......

Jump on the pigskin

[rockintime]

What did the redneck farmer say his favorite activity was?



Playing hide and seek

[south]

What do you tell the kids go outside and play so you any your spouse can play the inside the house adult version of hide and seek?

Nose bleed seats

[musicman]

what are seats that make you say, "I could have sat closer in my living room?"

chocolate milk shake

[south]

What do all the boys at the Omega Psi Phi Fraternity hope for when they host a dance at the house??

step show

[dicksbro]

What turns on the escalator repair man?

bundle of joy

[south]

How do bondage aficionados refer to their subs??

All wrapped up.

[kleclere]

What do bondage aficiondos refer to their hobbies.

living dream

[musicman]

what is my wife?

love potion #9

[kleclere]

What is the potion made by two lovers in heat.

deep dish

[musicman]

what is an awesome pizza (just cause I'm hungry right now)

blow it out your ass

[kleclere]

What is a game of lighting your farts called?

blow job

[musicman]

what is every mans dream?

sit on it

[kleclere]

What is every womans dream.

down and out

[denny]

What might be the reality.

open ended

[Steph]

What is sex between two versatile gays?

Two dominants and a submissive.

[dicksbro]

What led to the song, "Torn Between Two Lovers?"

Westward Ho the Wagons

[south]

What sort of 'Ho conducts her biz in the back of a van near the Hudson River???

a Lotus

[dicksbro]

What did the car fancier wish for?

Mighty Mouse.

[south]

How do I describe my unusually small flacid penis?

BiPolar bear

[Lovediva]

What is a pussy called in the winter????


Candlehead.

[kleclere]

What do you buy at the sex shop?

heads up

[dicksbro]

What happens when a guy gets an erection?

Heads or tails?

[musicman]

Do you want a blow job or hot sex?

mustard and relish