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Neige
05-06-2010, 02:08 PM
^^^ those guys. :D

Oldfart
05-06-2010, 06:50 PM
She changed her avatar back to something REALLY good to eat. :cheerlead :line: :tongue:

I have the avatars supressed so that I can participate around non-Pixies. I missed this change, dammit.

Aqua
05-06-2010, 07:52 PM
The very considerate man that called me to let me know that the item I wanted to buy from Craigslist had been picked up by the person that replied to the ad before I did. He then wished me the best of luck in finding what I needed.

WildIrish
05-06-2010, 10:01 PM
Catching up with ^^^...even if only for a few min's.

Aqua
05-12-2010, 03:23 PM
Catching up with ^^^...even if only for a few min's.
:nod:

Neige
05-14-2010, 08:02 AM
I found zaatar yesterday!!!!!!!! Now to make pita bread! :D

Oldfart
05-14-2010, 08:24 AM
Dhukka and pita, yum.

PantyFanatic
05-14-2010, 08:47 AM
I found zaatar yesterday!!!!!!!! .... :D
Does that mean it will be the last time you change your avatar? Hope it's like the current one. :tongue:

dicksbro
05-14-2010, 03:36 PM
Today is my wife and my 50th "Meeting" anniversary ... the 50th year since we met on a blind date. Our wedding anniversary is next month and that'll be number 47.

Celebrated with lunch at a fairly new micro-brewery and restaurant in E. Peoria. The decor is nice and the food is excellent. Tonight, we're heading to a theatre to watch the new Robin Hood.

Plus, I even got my lawn mowed.

Hey, days don't get much better than this.

Oldfart
05-14-2010, 05:48 PM
Indeed.

Give our love to Mrs DB.

The Wedding Date was?

dicksbro
05-14-2010, 08:09 PM
June 22 was our wedding date. That's the next big day on our calendar. :)

BTW, the new Robin Hood movie is very good. Not simply a remake of the old legend, it takes a really different twist and ends up being very good. Couple of things left where I could imagine a sequel ... although none was hinted at in the credits. :thumbs:

Oldfart
05-14-2010, 08:41 PM
Crowe was on TV saying that there was probably a magic number which, if passed in box-office takings would bring on a sequel.

AZRedHot
05-15-2010, 12:30 AM
June 22 was our wedding date. That's the next big day on our calendar. :)

Happy dating anniversary, Dicksbro. We celebrate ours, too. :)

Good friends made me smile today.

jbh3
05-15-2010, 01:22 AM
My granddaughter Joviana and her cute little pig tails!

dicksbro
05-15-2010, 03:20 AM
Thanks, AZ! Had a great day. Today, I'd mentioned taking in the Peoria zoo with it's new Africa section and my wife suggested Allerton Park near Champaign (about 2 hrs. from here), so we compromised and will be heading to Allerton in a few hours. :)

dicksbro
05-15-2010, 07:10 PM
My wife had a good reason for changing the plans to Allerton. The peonies are in bloom and she was anxious to see them. They planted several dozen varieties and they were stunning. Posted a few in the Random Picture thread.

Oldfart
05-15-2010, 07:33 PM
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:


Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted fan,
Jim

PantyFanatic
05-15-2010, 08:53 PM
...... Why can't I own Canadians?......

:thumbs:
























:roflmao:

ShadowDancer
05-15-2010, 09:17 PM
taking a 15 min carriage ride around Downtown Chattanooga with my hubby...was wonderful.

dicksbro
05-16-2010, 05:16 AM
Spending all day with my wife yesterday at Allerton was terrific. I'm still smiling just thinking about it. :thumbs:

Neige
05-16-2010, 09:11 AM
:hockey: :hockey: :hockey: The conference finals begin tonight!!!!!!!!!!!! GO HABS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hockey: :hockey: :hockey:

Lord Snow
05-16-2010, 10:43 AM
Old Fart, I am by no means a religious man, but I might change that if I can follow those laws and get away with it by today's social standards.

mayhem1978
05-16-2010, 04:16 PM
Going around a roundabout on the wrong side of the road sitting on the wrong side of the car. Wrongggg

PantyFanatic
05-16-2010, 05:02 PM
First of 4 for the Black Hawks. :thumb:

Oldfart
05-17-2010, 12:30 AM
An interesting call from Cleveland.

dicksbro
05-17-2010, 05:53 AM
An interesting call from Cleveland.
You got a call from "The Flying Monkey" bar? :yikes:

:)

dicksbro
05-17-2010, 06:01 AM
Hey, I just realized I reached my 8th Pixies-Place anniversary on Saturday the 15th. Gosh, time flies when you're having fun. :)

:line::line::line::line:

I hadn't realized, but seven others joined that same day ... nickster, brandon1022, maikl, asymes2, Humphrey, masm, and gizsambee. Of these, Humphrey is the only other one that's posted (23). Hope all seven are doing well and at least stop by once in a while.

Oldfart
05-17-2010, 06:08 AM
You got a call from "The Flying Monkey" bar? :yikes:

:)

Just a long and rambling scroll delivered by Carrier Monkey.

dicksbro
05-17-2010, 06:13 AM
Did you have a running bar tab that's overdue? :shrug:

:)

Oldfart
05-17-2010, 06:47 AM
No, but I'm working on it.

Neige
05-18-2010, 09:48 AM
Compliments :D

Maleslut1186
05-18-2010, 10:04 AM
Kind Replies

Oldfart
05-18-2010, 06:35 PM
German Pixie economics. This is a real quote from ABC (Australia) News.

"But after the close of trade in Europe, Germany announced a suite of temporary bans including a moratorium on what is known as "naked short-selling".

PantyFanatic
05-18-2010, 08:59 PM
..... known as "naked short-selling".
I thought it would be warmer than that by now in Germany. :shrug:

dicksbro
05-19-2010, 01:22 AM
It is nice that Germany is selling shorts to all those otherwise naked folks. :rolleyes2




:D

pinkFlames
05-19-2010, 01:54 AM
An email from a fellow Pixie.

jbh3
05-19-2010, 06:00 AM
It wasn't raining when I got up! :)

PantyFanatic
05-19-2010, 06:22 PM
Did the installation and production trials for a new wire feeding mechanisms I designed and have been building for the past couple months. Looks good so far. :thumb:

Lilith
05-19-2010, 06:25 PM
Super! I gave an Autistic kid Veggie Tales today. Sorry family, paybacks a bitch ain't it :p

Oldfart
05-19-2010, 06:51 PM
You're scaring a kid with Larry the Cucumber?

Lilith
05-19-2010, 07:02 PM
ha ha ha no, I'm sending him home with it :)

Oldfart
05-19-2010, 07:21 PM
A boy and his Vegetable Pal.

Lilith
05-19-2010, 08:55 PM
I hear girls like cucumbers too. ;)

Lord Snow
05-19-2010, 08:57 PM
I know guys who love seeing girls appreciate their vegetables......hint hint Lil.

Oldfart
05-19-2010, 10:42 PM
Girls who love guys who love seeing girls appreciate their vegetables?

Oldfart
05-19-2010, 11:39 PM
Be careful where you pick on someone.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/05/20/2904349.htm

nwnnguy
05-20-2010, 04:41 AM
seeing 127 views on my new story

Neige
05-20-2010, 01:13 PM
Hearing the girl on the other side of the wall. Wilderness's brother had company last night, and though I didn't see her, it sounded like she had a good time while she was here. Too bad for her that she has such terrible taste in men. :p

Maleslut1186
05-20-2010, 01:27 PM
Seeing Neige's profile picture yesterday made me smile

pinkFlames
05-20-2010, 09:33 PM
Chatting to my Case Manager

Neige
05-20-2010, 09:38 PM
The Habs winning against the Flyers tonight!!!! :D :D :D

PantyFanatic
05-20-2010, 09:55 PM
Thinking about the Black Hawks 2-0 over San Jose (WTF are they even doing with a :hockey: team :hair: ) and when they get to the Habs. :D

Neige
05-21-2010, 09:21 AM
My sister is coming tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

(She's bringing her creep of a bf though... :( )

PantyFanatic
05-21-2010, 11:12 AM
There's more at home like you? :tongue:

:line:

Oldfart
05-21-2010, 06:28 PM
There's more at home like you? :tongue:

:line:

The world is not usually so kind.

Neige
05-21-2010, 06:45 PM
She's not so much "like" me... Where I have B's, she has I's. :o

Aqua
05-21-2010, 06:51 PM
My goodness! :o

Neige
05-21-2010, 07:27 PM
The rest of our bodies are nearly alike, though!

(Yeah, the guys don't look at me a whole lot when she's around... I've got the smile that'll kill ya though! ;) )

PantyFanatic
05-21-2010, 07:59 PM
OK. Now about the most important part of being sexy. Is her mind up to your level? :confused:

Neige
05-21-2010, 08:00 PM
Indeed it is. :)

Fangtasia
05-21-2010, 08:10 PM
Waking up by myself...not my hips and back doing it for me!!

Lord Snow
05-21-2010, 08:48 PM
But Fang, there are so many more interesting ways to be woken up............

pinkFlames
05-21-2010, 08:50 PM
Waking up by myself...not my hips and back doing it for me!!

I know this feeling. My hips often force me out of bed before I'm ready.

PantyFanatic
05-21-2010, 10:23 PM
Indeed it is. :)
Well, THAT sure makes me smile today. :D

PantyFanatic
05-21-2010, 10:31 PM
Black Hawks only need one more of the first 4 games to move on. :cheerlead



...... and Sunday it's a home game. :D

Oldfart
05-21-2010, 10:41 PM
She's not so much "like" me... Where I have B's, she has I's. :o

Remember the song, "Ma, she's making I's at me."?

I just had a thought.

Take a photo of her in a revealing bikini or less, scan the picture and crop the head off (do this only to the photo, not the sister) and post with us for comparison. One of both of you together would be better.

PantyFanatic
05-21-2010, 10:46 PM
:nod:










:slurp::slurp:

Neige
05-21-2010, 11:14 PM
Take a photo of her in a revealing bikini or less, scan the picture and crop the head off (do this only to the photo, not the sister) and post with us for comparison. One of both of you together would be better.

:rofl: I told her about this site before, but I think she was a bit too freaked out by the thought of seeing me nekkid with boyfriends to come see! ;) I don't think she'd be willing to post pics herself. ;)

Lord Snow
05-22-2010, 12:10 AM
Guile, charm, persuade. If that doesn't work, just ask.----Line stolen from Porky's.

Oldfart
05-22-2010, 03:13 AM
:rofl: I told her about this site before, but I think she was a bit too freaked out by the thought of seeing me nekkid with boyfriends to come see! ;) I don't think she'd be willing to post pics herself. ;)

There are some places in the Forum she doesn't have to go.

AZRedHot
05-23-2010, 01:24 PM
Mr. AZRH reading me old cards and love letters I gave him when we were dating this morning. We just celebrated our 16th wedding anniversary yesterday.

PantyFanatic
05-23-2010, 02:12 PM
Congrats to both of you AZ. :cheerlead :nana: :cheerlead

jseal
05-23-2010, 04:33 PM
I’m starting to wonder about Loper; one of our cats. When got up and I switched on the lights this morning, I saw something unusual.

Neige
05-23-2010, 04:57 PM
Awww what a pretty kitty you have!

Neige
05-29-2010, 02:20 PM
Being called a sexy hot sex bomb! :D

PantyFanatic
05-29-2010, 02:41 PM
:faint:

WOW! What a first. :rolleyes2












:roflmao:

Neige
05-29-2010, 03:11 PM
It's always nice to hear it again... ;)

Pita
05-29-2010, 06:18 PM
Putting me feet into a gorgeous shoe and actually having it fit. :)

Neige
05-30-2010, 05:31 PM
Plans to go camping next weekend!!!!! :D

Oldfart
05-30-2010, 06:55 PM
Putting me feet into a gorgeous shoe and actually having it fit. :)

Mrs OF just ruptured my eardrum, screaming out "Yes". It had relevance only with shoe-talk, dammit.

PantyFanatic
05-30-2010, 07:17 PM
Our Cinderellas. :D

Rhiannon
05-30-2010, 07:40 PM
lol

Oldfart
05-30-2010, 09:37 PM
Your tax dollars at work.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/national-parks-closed-for-annual-remajestification,17484/

PantyFanatic
05-30-2010, 09:51 PM
...while rangers at the park have been instructed to "get out there and comb those bears."...
We try to keep them looking good for visitors :nod:

Oldfart
05-30-2010, 10:02 PM
A sterling job it is too.

Oldfart
06-02-2010, 08:10 AM
Listening to Matthew Broderick saying "We're all related to the generations which have gone before us."

AngelicVampires
06-02-2010, 12:10 PM
I need to write one or 2 more stories before I can get my next book published. I am excited for the little break I have before my next (and final!) quarter of school. :cheers:

Oldfart
06-02-2010, 07:56 PM
Memories.

They were great times we must not lose.

jseal
06-02-2010, 08:11 PM
^^^ Pervert! ^^^

... just one of the reasons Oldfart is a Pixie-In-Good-Standing. :thumb:

Lilith
06-02-2010, 08:54 PM
Remembering my ride.

Scarecrow
06-02-2010, 11:14 PM
Still in good working order

AZRedHot
06-02-2010, 11:16 PM
Watching my blind eldest dog and my new puppy play tandem fetch. She was his inadvertent seeing-eye dog.

PantyFanatic
06-02-2010, 11:53 PM
^^^ :)

dicksbro
06-03-2010, 05:10 AM
Seeing me come out of our bedroom, our big male cat rolled over onto his back and meowed at me so I'd stop and rub his belly. He loves it and looks so darn cute!

PantyFanatic
06-05-2010, 09:17 PM
A :fone: from the north. :)

Oldfart
06-06-2010, 04:45 AM
We've turned political.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/06/06/2919568.htm?section=justin

Oldfart
06-09-2010, 09:13 PM
I totally missed this. It got zero coverage here that I'm aware of. PF's methane breathing friends are a step closer.

http://www.spacex.com/multimedia/videos.php?id=51

Oldfart
06-10-2010, 04:52 AM
Google's colour page.

dicksbro
06-10-2010, 07:24 AM
Seeing the sun shining. That's two days in a row! :D

Lilith
06-10-2010, 08:04 AM
The other job not being aware of the use of bbcode and being able to offer them a useful tool that keeps non-techy peeps like me from digging through source code.

Lilith
06-11-2010, 09:26 AM
cancelled jury duty

Coaster
06-11-2010, 02:21 PM
cancelled jury duty


Me too!!!! :D

Lord Snow
06-11-2010, 07:49 PM
cancelled jury duty

What did they do? Realize you were the Red Queen of every man's heart?

Neige
06-11-2010, 08:13 PM
Drinking sangria with Wilderness's mom in the sun all afternoon. :D

Lord Snow
06-11-2010, 08:30 PM
Does that mean you're back to being tipsy?

Neige
06-11-2010, 08:31 PM
Nah, we drank slowly. ;)

Lord Snow
06-11-2010, 08:33 PM
Bummer. Tipsy women tend to be easier to tumble so I've heard.

Oldfart
06-11-2010, 08:39 PM
Seems the lawyers have a new game called "informed consent". It seem that if you ply a damsel with liquour and then have your wicked way with her, even if she was an apparently willing participant, she can go to the cops, say you diminished her judgement and she was unable to give true informed consent. There is no way to test this ahead of time for alcoholic (or other recreational stuff) impairment.

Tumbling is so much more complex than back in my stone age.

Lord Snow
06-11-2010, 08:46 PM
That's why you ask before you get her drunk. Or you get drunk as well and say "I was drunk and don't remember a thing." All they can prove is you had sex, not that either party was unwilling.

PantyFanatic
06-11-2010, 09:00 PM
Seems the lawyers have a new game called "informed consent". ......
:hair:
Haven't you learned ANYTHING from the F***UPS up-over? You have so much room where 'LAWYERS' can disappear in the outback. Australia is still salvageable from the legal-shit-shoot. Don't fiddle while Oz slides.

Neige
06-11-2010, 09:02 PM
Bummer. Tipsy women tend to be easier to tumble so I've heard.

You want to tumble Wilderness's mom?!? :eek:

Lord Snow
06-11-2010, 09:14 PM
Nah, not into Cougars. I'd be willing to take a tumble with you though.

Neige
06-11-2010, 09:19 PM
That alarms me much less. :D

PantyFanatic
06-11-2010, 09:22 PM
Does that mean 'mom' isn't a person too? :confused:





;)

Lord Snow
06-11-2010, 09:30 PM
She is a person, and I'm sure a wonderful one. However, I tend to look at every nice older lady as a surrogate grandmother. Then when I think of them having sex all I see is that one scene in American Wedding "Focus! Focus!" and I have to laugh. Laughing and performing don't exactly go hand in hand. I'd have much more success going after beautiful snowflake Neige than her mother in law.

Neige
06-11-2010, 09:43 PM
I'd have much more success going after beautiful snowflake Neige than her mother in law.

After all, according to his name, he is the lord of me. :p

Oldfart
06-12-2010, 01:35 AM
So many million square miles, so few missing lawyers.

It sounds like a crusade.

Oldfart
06-12-2010, 01:36 AM
After all, according to his name, he is the lord of me. :p

What happened to "You ain't the boss of me!"?

Lord Snow
06-12-2010, 07:06 PM
It's been my experience that even when they submit, they're still the boss.

Oldfart
06-12-2010, 08:03 PM
The steely grip on your family jewels is only sometimes erotic play.

Booger
06-13-2010, 12:03 AM
Seems the lawyers have a new game called "informed consent". It seem that if you ply a damsel with liquour and then have your wicked way with her, even if she was an apparently willing participant, she can go to the cops, say you diminished her judgement and she was unable to give true informed consent. There is no way to test this ahead of time for alcoholic (or other recreational stuff) impairment.

Tumbling is so much more complex than back in my stone age.


"Informed consent" is one of those things that started out as a good idea. It was originally meant to be used for guys who kept pouring drinks down some girl until she so drunk she doesn't know what she is doing. Now it is being used when a girl has been drinking and has sex then later has buyers remorse.

Oldfart
06-13-2010, 01:26 AM
I'm shocked and saddened that you could take that tack, Booger. You are such a cynic.

BTW, did anyone hear the rumour about one of our own and another one of our own's mother? Me neither, dammit.

Oldfart
06-13-2010, 09:27 PM
I just watched news footage of the Hayabusa probe re-entry, much better than the NASA footage on Youtube. Absolutely amazing.

PantyFanatic
06-13-2010, 09:42 PM
Sure! Sure! After being 3 years late, it lands in your back yard. :hair:

Oldfart
06-13-2010, 11:58 PM
It just followed the dent in the sky your Skylab put there when it crashed into West Australia.

Aqua
06-14-2010, 01:34 AM
Going to the website for The Gorge Amphitheatre (http://www.gorgeconcerts.com/) and scrolling down to see Lilith is appearing there on July 3rd. :shock:

So of course I bought a ticket. :D

See...

Lilith
06-14-2010, 08:00 AM
Seeing that I'm following the Sasquatch aka. him^^^^ festival :p

Neige
06-15-2010, 06:34 PM
Smut from the library! :D

(Ok, not the smuttiest of smut... but Laurell K. Hamilton is pretty smutty, for mainstream novels! ;) )

sodaklostsoul
06-15-2010, 11:14 PM
Smut from the library! :D

(Ok, not the smuttiest of smut... but Laurell K. Hamilton is pretty smutty, for mainstream novels! ;) )
Yup, I agree!!!

Oldfart
06-16-2010, 08:23 PM
I found this Pixie lady (http://www.sffworld.com/gallery/data/502/1320fantasying.jpg) titled Fantasying. It's the mushrooms that turn it to porn.

Neige
06-18-2010, 12:16 PM
Gorgeous sunshine! :D

jseal
06-19-2010, 06:30 AM
This cartoon. (http://www.economist.com/daily/kallery/displayStory.cfm?story_id=16379907&source=features_box4) :)

Oldfart
06-19-2010, 06:55 AM
Sam and his international bretheren.

dicksbro
06-19-2010, 07:23 AM
Hearing from three very special Pixies and talking to a fourth. :)

Pixies have a marvelous way of making grey skies turn blue and rain turn to sunshine! :)

Lilith
06-20-2010, 07:39 AM
waking up at the beach, celebrating my 23rd anniversary and Father's Day.

AngelicVampires
06-20-2010, 12:54 PM
I have come up with an idea that will hopefully help raise some money for a couple animal shelters. Since both my doggies came from a rescue, the 3 of us have been creating paintings. I will try to post some pics of what we have done so far. The idea is to try and sell the "artwork" and donate what I make off of them. Keep your fingers crossed that the paintings sell well!

PantyFanatic
06-20-2010, 01:30 PM
waking up at the beach, celebrating my 23rd anniversary and Father's Day.
Was that your wedding anniversary or the 23rd anniversary of your 29th birthday?








:doorpeek:

Oldfart
06-20-2010, 06:44 PM
There's a lot of desert out of Vegas, PF.

Lilith
06-20-2010, 08:08 PM
They'll never find the body.

Oldfart
06-20-2010, 09:04 PM
What body? LOL

dicksbro
06-21-2010, 03:52 AM
I have come up with an idea that will hopefully help raise some money for a couple animal shelters. Since both my doggies came from a rescue, the 3 of us have been creating paintings. I will try to post some pics of what we have done so far. The idea is to try and sell the "artwork" and donate what I make off of them. Keep your fingers crossed that the paintings sell well!
^^^^ That did!

Sounds like a great idea and I'll look forward to seeing some pictures.

Hope they sell VERY well and that you make a lot of money!

DB

AngelicVampires
06-21-2010, 02:06 PM
Here is what we have so far (sorry the pics of a couple of them aren't the greatest)...

AngelicVampires
06-21-2010, 02:08 PM
And the one that took forever to do because of all the writing...

Lilith
06-21-2010, 03:03 PM
Dirty Yankee $$

Lord Snow
06-21-2010, 07:06 PM
Hey, not our fault we got the brains and you got the.....wait, what did the south get? I'm j/k

Neige
06-21-2010, 07:14 PM
The first flower on my tomatoes! :D

PantyFanatic
06-21-2010, 08:07 PM
And the one that took forever to do because of all the writing...
I like the 'beepawsitive'. :) So how are you marketing them and what is the damage?

Neige
06-22-2010, 12:52 PM
My kitty who follows me everywhere. She's nearly always in the same room as me, and often she's right beside me! I had to stand on top of a step-stool earlier and when I came to get down, there was Citrouille on the first step. She's so funny. :D

AngelicVampires
06-22-2010, 04:05 PM
I like the 'beepawsitive'. :) So how are you marketing them and what is the damage?

That one seems to be most everyone's favorite. What's sad is the doggies draw better bees that I can! Work is going to let me display them in the waiting area. The office manager is going to create some sort of sign explaining what they are for. I am letting them decide how much each one should try to be sold for. I have 2 more that I will finish Friday most likely. I am excited to see how the peacock one turns out!

Aqua
06-22-2010, 04:30 PM
Knowing Vegas is in less than a month. :D

dicksbro
06-23-2010, 05:22 AM
*Sniff* We wanna be in Vegas, too! *Sniff* :(

PantyFanatic
06-23-2010, 10:22 AM
I DON'T wanna be in Vegas in July,http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-ashamed004.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org) ......... but that's where the Pixies will be :) .............. and I can blame Lilith when :faint:.

sodaklostsoul
06-23-2010, 11:58 AM
*Sniff* We wanna be in Vegas, too! *Sniff* :(
What he^^^^^said!!!


PF just take a wet towel, freeze it and then wrap it around your neck when you go outside. :)

Neige
06-23-2010, 08:26 PM
Very hot pics from a very hot man!!! :hot: :hot: :hot:

Oldfart
06-24-2010, 08:57 AM
Oy, they won't be there till next week, Australia Post told me.

Neige
06-24-2010, 06:40 PM
Oy, they won't be there till next week, Australia Post told me.

Woohoo - more hot pics! ;)

Today my neighbour saw me working at expanding the flower bed in the backyard and asked if I had the intention of planting more flowers, so I said yes. He then pointed to his garden and said that he and his wife were planning to move some of the flowers to their cottage, but most of them they were just going to get rid of, so I should help myself to whatever I'd like to have!!! And they have the most beautiful white irises that I've been admiring for a couple weeks... :D

PantyFanatic
06-24-2010, 07:02 PM
When are you going to post some pics of your twolips? :tongue:

Oldfart
06-24-2010, 07:54 PM
Or your Hollyhocks?

dicksbro
06-24-2010, 08:14 PM
You'll get my peonies all hard in a minute.

Oldfart
06-24-2010, 08:31 PM
You really rose to that one.

dicksbro
06-25-2010, 06:21 AM
Orchid I have just been lucky? :shrug:

Oldfart
06-25-2010, 08:45 AM
Begonia disruptive influence.

pinkFlames
06-25-2010, 09:25 AM
A PM from a fellow Pixie.

Neige
06-25-2010, 10:18 AM
^^^Silly men :p

Lilith
06-25-2010, 02:38 PM
Orchid I have just been lucky? :shrug:
If you haven't been exposed to some rough violet sex yet then I'd say unlucky ;)

PantyFanatic
06-26-2010, 10:13 AM
Seeing a country where the people run their politicians instead of the opposite and can laugh at the clowns too. :D
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hQiiH5GZIq3b99O4rSsWuMsDTpQA
:rofl:

Oldfart
06-26-2010, 05:36 PM
Almost right, PF. Here the pollies don't get thingy when we laugh at them while they screw us.

osuche
06-28-2010, 10:19 PM
A good meeting with a hospital that is going to use our technology to help more patients have access to translators and thus improve the quality of patient care.

Lord Snow
06-29-2010, 09:50 AM
Excellent to hear.

Neige
06-29-2010, 12:22 PM
Figuring out my wipers!!! They came with 4 little parts and horrible instructions - and I was trying to figure out how to put all 4 parts together with my blade, but turns out I just needed the one. :p

Oldfart
07-01-2010, 08:05 PM
At least one of my fireworks pics turned out OK.

Pita
07-01-2010, 08:10 PM
Some much needed afternoon fun on the bed with my honey! :thumbs: :spank: :nod: :sex:

Neige
07-02-2010, 07:02 PM
Very nice fireworks Oldfart!

We didn't see any fireworks (except for a couple people in the campground set off), but it was a great couple days at the beach! I was definitely smiling on the sand today! :D

AZRedHot
07-02-2010, 08:48 PM
A quickie after work.

dicksbro
07-04-2010, 10:56 AM
Some corn-on-the-cob my wife just fixed for me. :)

I love corn-on-the-cob with butter and pepper. Umm ... a touch of heaven. :)

Neige
07-04-2010, 11:57 AM
After Wilderness left for work, my kitty came and snuggled up on his pillow beside me. She can be such a sook some days... she's all comfy on my lap right now and purring loudly. :D

AngelicVampires
07-04-2010, 12:46 PM
Ok, maybe it's a preemptive smile but...I am excited that my guy and I get to go on a REAL date tomorrow. He's such a good guy that he's letting me drag him to see Eclipse. We are also going out to a nice restaurant. SO EXCITED!!!!

Lilith
07-05-2010, 08:33 AM
a clip on the Today Show about Cougars at a Cougar convention and the music playing in the background was Jesse's Girl. STO would have loved that.

PantyFanatic
07-05-2010, 08:53 AM
yes :)

Neige
07-05-2010, 07:05 PM
Seeing my boss from the dig again! :D He has the very best stories ever. And they're true! Every year we try to get him drunk so he'll just spend the whole night telling us stories. :D

jay-t
07-05-2010, 08:47 PM
Spending the day with my 5yr old granddaughter

Neige
07-09-2010, 10:57 PM
Chinchillas at the pet store. They're just so adorable!!!!!!!!!

dicksbro
07-10-2010, 04:31 AM
Getting ready to head to our grand-daughter's baptism in Indianapolis.

rabbit
07-10-2010, 10:23 AM
A handjob to start the day, followed by blueberry pancakes, bacon, and Starbucks coffee for breakfast.

:sun:

Lilith
07-10-2010, 01:30 PM
giving TaXXXman non-stop shit for a bj fuck-up that ended up with me having jizz in my ear. :D:D:p

PantyFanatic
07-10-2010, 02:07 PM
:rofl:

:thumbs: TaXXman

AZRedHot
07-10-2010, 03:03 PM
giving TaXXXman non-stop shit for a bj fuck-up that ended up with me having jizz in my ear. :D:D:p

I just read your post to Mr. Red and he said "Some people like that."

No people HE is married to. :p

Lilith
07-10-2010, 03:06 PM
Tell him he is now in danger of having the stuffin' hugged out of him too :p

AZRedHot
07-10-2010, 03:22 PM
He has been duly informed. :D

Oldfart
07-10-2010, 07:48 PM
Now for the next exciting episode of "Fear and Loving in Las Vegas".

PantyFanatic
07-10-2010, 09:20 PM
Sure! Fine for you.:( You get all the loving and she gives me all the fear. :doorpeek:

Oldfart
07-10-2010, 09:56 PM
:thumb:

Oldfart
07-12-2010, 07:00 PM
An unwelcome encounter with some kangaroos has caused an expensive delay for ambulances responding to a call near Stawell, in western Victoria.

An ambulance was called to pick up a patient at Halls Gap, but was damaged after hitting a kangaroo, about 15 kilometres from Stawell.

A second ambulance was dispatched to the scene.

But it too, hit a kangaroo, only about half a kilometre from the first ambulance.

A third ambulance was called and the patient, who was in a stable condition, was taken to hospital without further incident.

It is expected to cost $10,000 to repair the damage to the two ambulances.

rabbit
07-12-2010, 07:05 PM
^^^Poor kangaroos! :(


:) = memories of Free Slurpee Day yesterday.

Oldfart
07-12-2010, 07:22 PM
Some of these beasts are over 100kg, 220lb.

PantyFanatic
07-12-2010, 08:09 PM
Seeing our Wendhy post. :)

wyndhy
07-12-2010, 08:46 PM
i know it's been a while pf, but did you really forget how to spell my name?!:p

Oldfart
07-13-2010, 05:34 AM
No, just how to scroll up to check.

Hey PF, I just saw a promo for Betty White's show set in your neighbourhood.

Lilith
07-13-2010, 09:39 AM
packing my unmentionables and mentioning it.

Maleslut1186
07-13-2010, 09:54 AM
Lilith's unmentionables being mentioned !

Lord Snow
07-13-2010, 11:45 AM
And here I thought Lilith's unmentionables were always a subject worth mentioning. Not just when she's packing them.

jseal
07-13-2010, 04:57 PM
The return of the pixie of the wood. :)

wyndhy
07-13-2010, 05:00 PM
hey jseal!

jseal
07-13-2010, 05:16 PM
Good Evening wyndhy. It is very good to see you on the boards again. :thumb:

Oldfart
07-13-2010, 05:17 PM
Well, now you mention them . . . .

PantyFanatic
07-13-2010, 07:59 PM
A note from a PAGAN about an interesting diversion. :)

Oldfart
07-13-2010, 09:00 PM
It'll be a blast, PF.

AZRedHot
07-13-2010, 10:23 PM
Meeting with my artist to see my new tattoo design. It's going to be great.

Neige
07-25-2010, 05:51 PM
My coworker. She's so so great! :loveshowe Her English is very good, considering that she grew up in Québec... but once in a while, she'll confuse a few things. Yesterday, she came out with, "Har we earing a roaster?" (Translation: Are we hearing a rooster? :rofl: ) When we explained why we were laughing at what she said, she wanted to know what a roaster was - my boss said, "The roaster's what you put the rooster in to cook it!!!"

Lilith
07-25-2010, 08:16 PM
the Cadilac Ranch

Oldfart
07-25-2010, 09:02 PM
Caddy Henge.

shadowsfate
07-25-2010, 09:11 PM
Mini-golf

pinkFlames
07-25-2010, 10:50 PM
PM's

Lilith
07-25-2010, 11:49 PM
Caddy Henge.


It really was cool.

dicksbro
07-26-2010, 05:04 AM
Actually it was yesterday (it's only 5AM today) ... my wife and I had went to a nearby park (Jubilee State Park) taking pictures of flowers. A small butterfly literally landed on my finger and sat there for quite a while as the Mrs. and I got pictures of it. It even "walked" from one hand to a finger on the other hand. Amazing. Didn't seem the slightest bit afraid.

Oldfart
07-26-2010, 07:47 AM
Blam! Butterfly?

lafehubert
07-26-2010, 06:46 PM
Pixies people always make me smile. :thumbs:

sodaklostsoul
07-26-2010, 10:37 PM
Pixies people always make me smile. :thumbs:
They have always had that effect on me too!!!! :)

Lilith
07-28-2010, 07:42 AM
channeling my inner bitch

dicksbro
08-02-2010, 03:00 AM
Three good movies in the last two days. Two days ago ... Inception. One terrific movie that reminded me a bit of The Matrix. Had to really follow the story but if you did, it was a very good movie.

Then, yesterday we saw SALT which reminded me of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Action from start to finish and a lot of fun to watch, especially if you like "Secret Agent" kinds of stories.

Finally, Cats and Dogs. Hilarious. Saw it in 3D and I'm not so sure it wasn't better than the first one and I loved that one.

:D

Lilith
08-02-2010, 06:46 AM
Hearing he made it safely.

sodaklostsoul
08-02-2010, 11:51 AM
Kiddo always laughing at her fish.

shadowsfate
08-02-2010, 01:03 PM
Taking a friend out for lunch, and then running into another friend there that I haven't seen in quite a while

Oldfart
08-02-2010, 03:08 PM
Hardcore porn was broadcast on the Indonesian parliament's internal information service, shocking journalists and bureaucrats who rely on the screens for updates on political events.

Hardcore images apparently taken from the internet filled the screens used by reporters, political staffers and visitors for about 15 minutes before security guards managed to shut it off, reporters said.

It was not clear how the images appeared on the screens but House Speaker Marzuki Alie said whoever was responsible would be punished.

"Whoever hacked the screens is insolent and will be reported to the authorities," he told reporters.

The incident is sure to embarrass president Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono, who has recently backed calls for stricter controls on the internet following a national scandal over an online celebrity sex clip.

- AFP

dicksbro
08-03-2010, 05:20 AM
Getting a call from a good friend yesterday made me smile and getting to see some other good friends tomorrow will likely have the same effect. :)

I suspect both of those things will keep me smiling today, too. :)

PantyFanatic
08-12-2010, 09:28 AM
Today's Google logo for the Wizard of Oz. :D Very clever.

Scarecrow
08-12-2010, 02:15 PM
I was interviewed for a new part time job. I will be giving notice at the old one tomorrow. No more selling shoes. I will be doing deliveries for a local drug store. No more weekends or nights or holidays. :thumbs:

osuche
08-12-2010, 02:45 PM
^^^ That made me smile. Yay!!

shadowsfate
08-12-2010, 03:09 PM
Seeing how much my son has grown in 2 months, he finally is looking more his age

jseal
08-12-2010, 04:24 PM
Hardcore porn was broadcast on the Indonesian parliament's internal information service, shocking journalists and bureaucrats who rely on the screens for updates on political events.

...- AFP
Yes, I also read about that. :rofl: The Indonesian government does seem to be a tad prudish. :)

Lilith
08-13-2010, 06:54 AM
Finding this quote in a CNN article this morning, “I’m not even joking; balls are creamy and delicious..."







It was from a chef who was talking about animals parts that are surprisingly delicious.. But that just made me giggle.

Lilith
08-14-2010, 08:04 AM
Watching the Anatomy of Sex while talking to him on the phone and them using the example of this couple making out in an elevator.

pinkFlames
08-14-2010, 09:26 AM
His appreciation of my new lingerie.

PantyFanatic
08-14-2010, 11:33 AM
My appreciation of his ^^^ appreciation. :)

sodaklostsoul
08-14-2010, 12:01 PM
Having 4 days off.

dicksbro
08-14-2010, 01:51 PM
Seeing the sun come out (even if it's pretty warm) after a night of fairly hard rain.

Oldfart
08-14-2010, 07:45 PM
GDACS report on the Guam earthquakes.

I hope that their science is better than their maths.

"Damage
The affected region has low level of urban area (0%) and a low level of cultivated area (0%). In urban areas more damage can be expected than in cultivated or natural areas. (Data source)

Radius (km) urban areas cultivated areas other
200 0% 0% 1000%
100 0% 0% 1000%
50 0% 0% 1000%
10 0% 0% 1000% "

The figures line up on my edit screen LOL

jseal
08-15-2010, 05:31 AM
In search of the missing decimal point.

dicksbro
08-26-2010, 02:47 AM
Hearing from a very special Pixie that has been gone for a while and one that both the Mrs. and I thought very highly of. :)

It really does give a person a nice warm feeling when that happens. :boinK:

Neige
09-22-2010, 10:44 AM
Recruiting a new Pixie this morning! :D

Maleslut1186
09-22-2010, 11:39 AM
Reading the coastal marine forecast for this Friday when I am taking a planned vacation day ....SW 10-15 knts...perfect sailing conditions

soph
09-22-2010, 04:55 PM
Thought you had other plans for your day off?

Fangtasia
10-06-2010, 12:11 PM
Thinking of a DVD i watched last night, loved it!

Oldfart
10-15-2010, 06:57 PM
A news article on the Oz ABC site.

A Malaysian astrophysicist, Mazlan Othman, has denied British media reports that she is the United Nations (UN) ambassador for space aliens.

She says there no such job title, but if aliens did get in touch the UN would be the ideal place to start.

Ms Othman, whose official title is Head of the UN Office for Outer Space Affairs, says that life in outer space is likely to be bacteria.

"When I mean life, it's not people like you and I, but it could just be bacteria. When we're talking about life, we're not talking about green aliens, okay," she said.

"Sometimes this is the connotation of when we say extra-terrestrial life, it always must be green aliens with large, lovely eyes. But no, we're talking about bacteria."

Neige
10-15-2010, 07:30 PM
Knowing the bread I mailed to him got there! :D

PantyFanatic
10-15-2010, 07:31 PM
And extra-terrestrial life is still referred to by the serious working scientist as "LGM". :nod:

(Little Green Men)
:rofl:

Oldfart
10-15-2010, 07:42 PM
I know of some who talk of BEMs, bug eyed monsters.

PantyFanatic
10-15-2010, 08:33 PM
BTW- Glad to see you made it home safely without detours this time. :thumbs:

Lilith
10-15-2010, 09:13 PM
Fitting in some much skinnier pants

Oldfart
10-16-2010, 08:22 PM
One of my photos from the Canadian trip, taken a Peggy's Cove. The waters there were full

of shipwrecks, and I wonder if this is one of the victims. It is coming up for halloween, you know.

The photo is entirely un-retouched, save resizing it to fit here.