What made you smile today?

[Oldfart]

Cheese biscuit? Not in this neck of the woods.

[WildIrish]

It's a breakfast sandwich with bacon, egg and cheese between the top and bottom half of a split biscuit.

Less civilized nations allow dining establishments to mass produce them and feed them to the general population.




Smartass. :p

[Lord Snow]

The fact that I actually have plenty of money in my checking account after paying bills and what not this morning. Now I have to knock on wood so that nothing bad happens that will make me spend large amounts of money I don't want to.

[BIBI]

The fact that I actually have plenty of money in my checking account after paying bills and what not this morning. Now I have to knock on wood so that nothing bad happens that will make me spend large amounts of money I don't want to.

Send it to me, I'll hold onto it for you...... :wink:

[Lord Snow]

Sorry Bibi. I have major plans for major money this spring.

[WildIrish]

My secretary asking me to stop whistling the "on hold" music that I've been hearing for the past 25 minutes.

[BIBI]

Isn't whistling while you work a good thing?


oh yes back to the topic.....

What made me smile is realizing that I am so much more content since I moved.

[Lilith]

the bot that used bot in its name :p

[Oldfart]

It's a breakfast sandwich with bacon, egg and cheese between the top and bottom half of a split biscuit.

Aussies just don't get the whole biscuit (savoury scone) thing. We'd do it on muffins or toast.

[Lord Snow]

Then get the bacon, egg, and cheese McMuffin?

[WildIrish]

Then get the bacon, egg, and cheese McMuffin?

Those are bad for you. :p

[AZRedHot]

Those are bad for you. :p

I beg to differ. Mental health is important, too! And a breakfast that makes you happy IS healthy.

[WildIrish]

As for me...I just found out I'm showering all wrong. I don't have near as much fun as this guy.

[WildIrish]

I beg to differ. Mental health is important, too! And a breakfast that makes you happy IS healthy.


There's only one breakfast that makes me happy...and it sure as hell ain't sold at McDonalds! :slurp:

[AZRedHot]

God, I'm old...I look at ^that^ picture and all I can think is, "That's so dangerous...he's gonna break a hip, at least."

[WildIrish]

You just want one of those sexy shower seats! :p

[Oldfart]

One letter. Just one fucking letter.

From an ABC (Australia) news article, "Fortifications are used to delay and to prevent entry, to threaten and booty trap the police and other law enforcement authorities," he said.

Sheesh!

[sodaklostsoul]

Getting title to replacement car.

[BIBI]

As for me...I just found out I'm showering all wrong. I don't have near as much fun as this guy.


you have to sing by the looks of it lol. with great gusto and a few ballet lessons could'nt hurt!

[Fangtasia]

I took my cameras out for a whirl today, twas a gorgeous day!

[jseal]

Being able to work from home! :D

[shadowsfate]

Technically, this is from yesterday, but my landlord had cable and internet installed in my building, so I am finally on internet that doesn't involve going to my brother's place or the limited internet I get on my kindle.

[jseal]

shadowsfate,

Congrats! That'll make getting here MUCH more convenient! :thumb:

[Oldfart]

Being able to work from home! :D
That takes so much discipline.

[jseal]

I was given an opportunity I couldn't refuse!

LOL!

Live from Wshington, D.C.! It's the Federal Follies!

... but I must return tomorrow @0900. :(

[Oldfart]

Like dangling candy before a baby.

[BIBI]

Putting a car salesman in his place. He obviously didn't know that I am not as stupid as I look!!! :spin:

[dm383]

Putting a car salesman in his place. He obviously didn't know that I am not as stupid as I look!!! :spin:

You don't look stupid BIBI - hush your mouth! I'm sure he was even stupider than he looked though - sadly, car salesmen aren't noted for their looks or brains!! :)

DM

[BIBI]

You don't look stupid BIBI - hush your mouth! I'm sure he was even stupider than he looked though - sadly, car salesmen aren't noted for their looks or brains!! :)

DM
Well thank you.

They certainly are known for being liars and they aren't even good at it.

[dicksbro]

Ain't that the truth, BIBI. Good for you!

[WildIrish]

I've never really know how to respond to that whole "stupid as I look" thing.

[Lord Snow]

WI, if someone says that to you just answer thank you and be on your way. If they have devolved into such an over played and unintelligent saying as that they are not worth your time.

[Oldfart]

I've never really know how to respond to that whole "stupid as I look" thing.

If it's at work, ask for it in writing.

Away from work, say "Probably" and keep walking.

[WildIrish]

I usually base it on whether or not I'm having a good hair day.

[Mae]

What made me smile was thinking about you guys, and remembering that I hadn't been here since last December, and thought I'd pop in. :cboy:

[jseal]

Reading Mae's posts.

[Oldfart]

Agreeing with jseal.

[dicksbro]

Agreeing with OF who was agreeing with jseal. :)

[Mae]

Honestly, you guys! :rolleyes:

[BIBI]

The fickle finger of fate.......that's what made me smile!

[Lilith]

This made me laugh til I cried http://gawker.com/little-boy-provides-adorable-potty-commentary-after-eat-1443389592

[BIBI]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


made me smile....What a little piggy!

ugh ugh chocolate thingies, more chocolate thingies, cheese strings LOL

[BIBI]

My hair. Today it is on it's own, because I can't do a thing with it!

[Oldfart]

The rabbit's lament. Just washed his thing and can't do a hare with it.

[WildIrish]

This made me laugh til I cried http://gawker.com/little-boy-provides-adorable-potty-commentary-after-eat-1443389592


Now THAT...is hysterical.

[Lilith]

I know right. Hearing the parents in the hallway trying not to laugh was killing me.

[WildIrish]

"I'm never gonna eat that much food again" :rofl:

[Lilith]

WI and I having a 3 way with uutta24v0lli

[WildIrish]

uutta24v0lli can hold the camera :D

[Lilith]

The sudafed and Excedrin will kick in soon and then they will make me smile. Weather changes and that damn barometric pressure get me every damn time.

[Lilith]

Thinking WI and I should have pulled this off ;) http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/17/us/connecticut-affair-financial-crisis/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

[Lilith]

Yesterday was Sweetest Day which many call a bullshit holiday but not only did I get a card but Lilith got one too. :p It just so happens to be the anniversary of the first time we got it on in 1986 :p

[BIBI]

Scooping a deal on a ceiling fan and going out for dinner with my buddy.

[WildIrish]

Thinking WI and I should have pulled this off ;) http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/17/us/connecticut-affair-financial-crisis/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

I'm too pretty to go to prison.






Again. :p

[BIBI]

my lunch.....chicken, mushrooms and a cheese sauce wrapped in pylo pastry with a spinach salad

it fact it was more than a smile lol

[Rhiannon]

getting the spint off my foot and ankle


*dancing around

[Lilith]

sitting in a work meeting where they were talking about a bot attack on monday and how we should wera cammo and almost slipping about bringing my whip too

[WildIrish]

It's over! PHEW!!!

[WildIrish]

Awesome Halloween costume!


Click (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkBDRUO8hAo)

[jseal]

Bringing Dearsweet home yesterday.

[Oldfart]

Sooner out of the hospital,the better. Bad places, they are.

[BIBI]

Finally getting a call back :D

[Oldfart]

The temp in this southern hell-hole may be almost bearable today. Only six days till I get back to northern warmth.

[BIBI]

My grandson made me smile just by being here tonight....

[AZRedHot]

My hubby bought me this book as a surprise, and it arrived today. It looks gorgeous!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51vo-g6lSVL._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

[BIBI]

Realizing that for the first time in 41 years I do not live inmy own house and do not have to participate in answering the door for Halloween....just have to take my loot down to the lobby! That's happy dance stuff!!!


:line:

[Oldfart]

Please don't take this wrongly, but BIBI, thanks for Jack. :)

[BIBI]

Please don't take this wrongly, but BIBI, thanks for Jack. :)

Your most welcome! :)

[Lilith]

Knowing I have a massage in a few hours!

[BIBI]

I am going out for breakfast soon.....hmmm bacon!!! :wink:

[Lilith]

Don't forget the butter and cream!

[BIBI]

Don't forget the butter and cream!

hahaha....I didn't. God it was so damn good!

I have never met a piece of bacon that I didn't like....my mom was the same!

It's all her fault, yes that's it! :spin:

[jseal]

My Silent Auction made just over $1,300 at the Bull Roast for our Crew/Troop/Pack.

[jay-t]

Changing motors in my buddys truck so hes not afoot for another 30days.

[Lilith]

The Triple Throw Down burger at Vertigo. Bacon, blue cheese, and horse radish sauce. To.Die.For.

[Oldfart]

Two out of three ain't bad, but this fascination with mouldy cheese is still a worry.

[PantyFanatic]

See DB posting after the 'huffy/puffy' night he had. http://serve.mysmiley.net/happy/happy0005.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-laughing-smileys.php)

[Pita]

It's my Friday!!!! :line:

[Oldfart]

Yay!

[Lilith]

my baby applied to his #1 pick last night

[Lord Snow]

What is his #1 pick?

[Lilith]

Ucf

[Oldfart]

Google (Australia) has a facepage GIF of 11 marching Doctor Who figures.

[Lilith]

awesome

[BIBI]

Google (Australia) has a facepage GIF of 11 marching Doctor Who figures.

And don't forget the dalek running across the screen lol

[Oldfart]

We didn't get any Daleks.

[BIBI]

https://www.google.com.au

When I had a look see, there was a flashing arrow where the O is and when I clicked on it a dalek appeared and ran across the screen taking the "google" with it....swear it's true! Try my link. It works for me...click on a Doctor too. it takes you to another place in time. You'll figure it out lol!

[Oldfart]

Nup.

[BIBI]

I swear it's a game once you click on a doctor and follow the leads...do you use google chrome?

[Oldfart]

No, just Google.

[BIBI]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/google/google-doodle/10467052/Doctor-Whos-50th-anniversary-is-celebrated-with-a-Google-Doodle.html

I use google chrome but the link takes you to the story about the google doodle celebrating fifty years of the Doctor.

[Lord Snow]

Worked for me.

[BIBI]

Worked for me.

Good, proves I am not nuts lol

[Lilith]

That newcomer with a thing for balloons. Every story is a festival and in Autumn. The idea of the balloon and the static electricity that time of year makes my teeth itch.

[BIBI]

lmao@Lilith I know what you mean :thumb:

[Lilith]

Being alive after a dinner party where I consumed an entire bottle of Mad Housewife sweet red and then began on the Bailey's & Sambucca. Good gravy I was a mess.

[Oldfart]

So long as it was a good blast, all's well.

[mayhem1978]

this is Lizz, i'm just borrowing Mayhem profile because he left himself signed in, ha!

Anyway, I may have gotten a friend to sign up and to become a Pixie :) My friend is a writer and the stories my friend tells are mmmmmmm yummmmmmy!!!!

[dicksbro]

Give us a clue who it is and we'll keep an eye out for your friend ... or let us know when they post. :thumbs:

[Oldfart]

Don't you remember Chapter 5 in that book I sent you, "Stalking for Dummies"?

Jeez dicksbro, whatta we going to do with you?

[Lilith]

Are they about balloons in the Autumn at festivals? Because those make my teeth itch.

[Pita]

The Christmas music just started at work. Gotta love retail! :D

[Lord Snow]

Pita, your store is behind the times. I've been hearing Christmas music in stores for about two weeks now.

[AZRedHot]

Figured out my amp isn't broken...merely user error. Which is embarrassing, but a lot less expensive! :D

[Lord Snow]

Always better when it's you and not the very expensive device you were using.

[WildIrish]

My boss still likes me.

[BIBI]

It makes me smile (shaking my head) the audacity of some people....

[WildIrish]

Thanksgiving funnies like this:

[Lilith]

A delivery by the cookie man

[AZRedHot]

Couldn't sleep. Got up and wrote a song. Ain't half bad...we'll see if I feel the same about it in the morning.

[Oldfart]

Last night, I didn't get to sleep at all . . . . . .

It's already been done, AZRH.

[AZRedHot]

Last night, I didn't get to sleep at all . . . . . .

It's already been done, AZRH.

Ah shit...back to the drawing board. :p

[Lilith]

well wishes, his voice, banana laffy taffy, hot wings, preschoolers, Earth Wind & Fire- what did not make me smile today *shrug*

[WildIrish]

Today is my anniversary. Kinda.

[BIBI]

I bought myself a Christmas present. A laptop! :)

[Lilith]

I tried to click the "like" button^^^^^^

[BIBI]

I tried to click the "like" button^^^^^^

I've done that too.....lol I have also hit the enter button on here to post.

[Oldfart]

Shame on you BIBI.

I, of course, have never done such a thing.

Wanna buy a bridge or two.

[BIBI]

Shame on you BIBI.

I, of course, have never done such a thing.

Wanna buy a bridge or two.

hmmm.....depends, where are they? ;)

[WildIrish]

I tried to click the "like" button^^^^^^


I like your laptop too. :D

[sodaklostsoul]

Finally getting the last cupboard cleaned out in the kitchen.

[Oldfart]

hmmm.....depends, where are they? ;)

There's one quite handy one across the Thames River in the UK and one at somewhere called Brooklyn. They can be ordered as a set.

[BIBI]

There's one quite handy one across the Thames River in the UK and one at somewhere called Brooklyn. They can be ordered as a set.


Great! bookends, I'll take them! :D

[Oldfart]

Great! bookends, I'll take them! :D

Your invoice is in the mail.

[jseal]

Last night's performance of Handel's "Messiah".

[BIBI]

Your invoice is in the mail.

You'll have to wait for payment until I receive all that money I am going to be getting from Nigeria.

[Oldfart]

You'll have to wait for payment until I receive all that money I am going to be getting from Nigeria.

Fine. I'll give them a hurry-up call.

[gekkogecko]

I finally found the commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBDWLM2AphA

Took me a long while, because I had slightly mis-remembered the line.

[BIBI]

^
^
^
^
^

made me smile

[BIBI]

Finally getting the last cupboard cleaned out in the kitchen.

Mine awaits for you my dear girl!!! :rolleyes:

[BIBI]

Fine. I'll give them a hurry-up call.

You do that please...I want it all in small bills, the whole $289,000,000.42

Thanks OF :rolleyes:

[sodaklostsoul]

Mine awaits for you my dear girl!!! :rolleyes:
:faint:

[BIBI]

What made me smile today?

A fucking bitch did!!!! Such a condasending piece of shit that she makes me smile because she thinks she is all that and a bag of chips lol.


oh, my siggy pic draws a smile too!

[BIBI]

Waking up early and feeling rested made me smile today.

[Oldfart]

We hang petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
~Aesop, Greek slave & fable author

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.
~Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher


Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where
there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician


When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm
beginning to believe it.
~Quoted in 'Clarence Darrow for the Defense' by Irving Stone.


Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go
out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton, American actor/writer


Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds
from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Ameringer, "the Mark Twain of American Socialism."

I offered my opponents a deal: "if they stop telling lies about me, I will
stop telling the truth about them".
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952..



A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~ Texas Guinan. 19th century American businessman


I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be
left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle, French general & politician



Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to
change the locks.
~Doug Larson (English middle-distance runner who won gold medals at the 1924
Olympic Games in Paris , 1902-1981)



I am reminded of a joke: What happens if a politician drowns in a river? That is pollution.
What happens if all of them drown? That is solution!!!

(I don't know who said this, )

[PantyFanatic]

An acute observer must have said that.

We need a 'Scripture' thread for that ^ post.

[Oldfart]

An acute observer must have said that.

We need a 'Scripture' thread for that ^ post.

Amen brother.

[Fangtasia]

Getting out of hospital.....

[BIBI]

Thinking it was Thursday......it has happened now two weeks in a row. I lose a day......... :shrug:

[Oldfart]

A news article in the OZ ABC on-line news.

Doctors at a British hospital were startled when an upset patient told them that the clock in his ward had announced his time was up, the British Medical Journal (BMJ) reports.

"The clock is telling me to die," the doctors quoted the patient as saying in an unusual case report.

"Turning to the wall, we confirmed that the clock indeed said, 'DIE,'" said rheumatologists Stuart Carter and Fiona Fawthrop of the Royal Hallamshire Hospital in Sheffield, Yorkshire.

"We discovered that the radio-controlled clock had reverted to German and was displaying an abbreviation of 'Dienstag,'" meaning Tuesday in German.

"We quickly rectified this by pressing several buttons to show the English abbreviation, 'TUE'. Fortunately, it was not the patient's time to die at all."

AFP

[BIBI]

hahaha oh my god, the poor buggar!!! I snorted my coffee :roflmao:

[Oldfart]

I just realised that TUE also has a killing aspect.

He's fucked!

[BIBI]

Smiling today because I am finished all buying and wrapping of Christmas presents. :)

[Fangtasia]

PantyFanatic and 38C

[Oldfart]

Is that a temperature or a bra size? One can lead to the other, 'yknow.

[Fangtasia]

Temperature lol

[AZRedHot]

Red lipstick

[BIBI]

Scott from Utah :sun:

[Fangtasia]

A photo I took at a horse event a few months back

[Lilith]

8 kids who can be adopted now and have a forever family

[WildIrish]

^^^^^

[BIBI]

My morning coffee in peace and quiet!

[WildIrish]

I'd love to say that my morning piece and some coffee & quiet made me smile, but I drove to work in the snow instead. :p

[Pita]

Picking up my brand new car and then Christmas shopping for my wonderful husband. :)

[WildIrish]

Yelling at a contractor. That always seems to brighten my day. :D

[Fangtasia]

Watching a lorikeet try to work out how to get to the feeder lol

[Lilith]

New balloon furry fanfic pics lmmffao

[BIBI]

New balloon furry fanfic pics lmmffao

WTF maybe there are balloon festivals :p

[WildIrish]

Oh yeah, baby! (http://www.professorwonder.com/baloon33.htm)

[Lilith]

My baby got accepted to his first pick college.


Now I need a damn job!!!! Let me take that back. I have a damn job. Now I need a good paying damn job!

[thedog]

A bald eagle on the hunt outside my window.

http://www.pixies-place.com:81/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=71629&stc=1

[Rhiannon]

knowing i had a date night with my spouse

*doing happy dance

[WildIrish]

My baby got accepted to his first pick college.


Now I need a damn job!!!! Let me take that back. I have a damn job. Now I need a good paying damn job!


I'm hiring someone to make balloon animals.

[BIBI]

I'm hiring someone to make balloon animals.

I know of someone that has an interest in balloons! Not me either lol

[WildIrish]

If they can make sheep...it's a win/win situation! :D

[Pita]

Getting out of work early and NOT having to go back until Monday!! :D

[Oldfart]

WI, adds a whole new meaning to the phrase "I'd like to pop that little minx".

[BIBI]

Seeing my dog afraid of a tiny little teacup poodle...

[Oldfart]

Seeing my dog afraid of a tiny little teacup poodle...

Was that before or after you put the hot water in?

[gigi]

Was that before or after you put the hot water in?

:rofl:

[BIBI]

Was that before or after you put the hot water in?

You really should take this act on the road.....I'd come and heckle you! :rofl:

[Oldfart]

They wanted me to put in on the stage, but the stage left last Thursday. Boom Boom.

[WildIrish]

They wanted me to put in on the stage, but the stage left last Thursday. Boom Boom.



:confused:





Wow...you really are an old fart! :p

[Oldfart]

Haven't I been telling you that for the last 12 years?

[Oldfart]

The Queen of England has pardoned Alan Turing.

[BIBI]

I suppose it's better late than never....

What a horrible decision he felt he had to make.

[Oldfart]

With the full gratitude of the free world, have an apple.

Sign of the times, I suppose.

[sodaklostsoul]

Seeing all the things going on with Pixie peeps!!

[Pita]

Presents!!! :)

[jseal]

The family has arrived!

[gigi]

Surfing Pixies on my new iPad mini

[WildIrish]

I heard they were going to made an iPad just for children, but they changed their minds when the marketing people pointed out it would be called "iTouch Kids". :yikes:

[BIBI]

I heard they were going to made an iPad just for children, but they changed their minds when the marketing people pointed out it would be called "iTouch Kids". :yikes:


:eew:

[Lilith]

My baby's plane touching down safely at Heathrow!

[BIBI]

hearing the parrot next door talking....funny shit lol

[Oldfart]

hearing the parrot next door talking....funny shit lol

A man brought a girl home after a night out. Realising he had forgotten to feed the bird, he grabbed a packet of cookies.

"Polly wanna cracker?"

"Fuck off! You brought her home, you crack her."

[BIBI]

A man brought a girl home after a night out. Realising he had forgotten to feed the bird, he grabbed a packet of cookies.

"Polly wanna cracker?"

"Fuck off! You brought her home, you crack her."


BA DUM BUM :rofl:

[AZRedHot]

We brought home 2 new furry children today.

[Lord Snow]

Did they forget to shave?

[Lilith]

A pic of my most honorable son poking his head from behind curtain left at Cadogan hall in London.

[BIBI]

A pic of my most honorable son poking his head from behind curtain left at Cadogan hall in London.

what is he doing there without his mama lol

[gekkogecko]

A picture my girlfriend sent me, of an advertising sign she took while driving around her neighborhood. Said she saw the sign, and thought of me.

Probably because her thought was the same as mine when I saw the picture. The sign reads, "Infant opening".

and my thought was, "WTF, are they doing pediatric surgery?"

[WildIrish]

A good size chunk of toblerone.

[Oldfart]

My father's i-Pad froze and wouldn't thaw. He took it to the local Apple store. The person he spoke to there went above and beyond. As Dad put it, "press the home button with the on/off button at the same time for 18 seconds. This apparently rejigs the chip. He confided ‘it’s a secret’ and certainly not included in trouble-shooting."

I'm not an Apple user, but this may be of interest to those who are.

[sodaklostsoul]

Thinking about how next Christmas there will be a 6 month old Grandbaby to spoil.

[Lilith]

Christmas will be so special.

[jay-t]

Thinking about how next Christmas there will be a 6 month old Grandbaby to spoil.



Just think Soda 360 shopping days left!

[sodaklostsoul]

Just think Soda 360 shopping days left!
I better get started!!

[WildIrish]

The look on OF's face trapped under the ghost chair.

[BIBI]

Thinking about how next Christmas there will be a 6 month old Grandbaby to spoil.

Congrats soda...not the best timing for such an event, but when is it...

I became a Grandma at 42 years old....my kid was 20 though. Let me tell you this. She took to motherhood like a duck to water and I was there for her, just as you will be for your daughter and your new grandchild.

The love you will feel for this little one will be so overwhelming and powerful. More than you can imagine or put into words....You are young, so you will be a very real and involved presence in this life and you will form a bond like no other you have ever had......

So soda,I predict that this new year of 2014....you shall fall in love....... for the rest of your life.

Oh, make sure there is a nice pic of you holding the baby as soon as it is born.....you will want to capture the complete look of being demented that appears upon becoming a Grandma....I kid you not. All my friends, myself included have these pictures....

Good luck to the three of you. :)

[Oldfart]

Good luck to the three of you. :)

Amen. And hold fast to the joy, it'll help you get through tougher times.

[sodaklostsoul]

Thanks!!!

[PantyFanatic]

A PM http://serve.mysmiley.net/tongue/tongue0022.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-adult-smileys.php)

[Lilith]

Seeing MY MOST HONORABLE #1 SON in the LNYDP live from London and the Fussypucker Family who went to London to send me pics of MY BABY!!!!

I was screaming and crying in my living room. They showed him soooooooooooooooo much!!!!!

[sodaklostsoul]

That^^! :D

[PantyFanatic]

Knowing Lilith's box is overflowing. :thumb:

[Lilith]

Ooops!

[Lilith]

BiBi's favorite porn http://www.pixies-place.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1942910#post1942910

[BIBI]

:roflmao: omg my secret is out

Are there new pics and stories............gotta go!!! :)

[Oldfart]

Doggone, they're huge condoms.

[mayhem1978]

Doggone, they're huge condoms.


(this is Lizz) OldFart, this is why I think you are Perfect!

[Oldfart]

LOL. Transference. :)

[Lilith]

My Most Honorable Son opening a letter that informed him that he had been awarded a $10,000 (total) scholarship for his #1 choice school. Every little bit helps!

[WildIrish]

:really like:

Congrats to you guys! Awesome news!

[rabbit]

This:

http://media.miamiherald.com/smedia/2014/01/07/01/52/AYUmX.St.56.jpeg

[Fangtasia]

My father's i-Pad froze and wouldn't thaw. He took it to the local Apple store. The person he spoke to there went above and beyond. As Dad put it, "press the home button with the on/off button at the same time for 18 seconds. This apparently rejigs the chip. He confided ‘it’s a secret’ and certainly not included in trouble-shooting."

I'm not an Apple user, but this may be of interest to those who are.
Same for the iPods, I found that out when mine wouldn't thaw!

Be nice to make it a actual known thing when ya buy the damn iStuff!!!

[Lord Snow]

Fang, then they wouldn't be able to charge you $100 to fix it. One of the many reasons I hate Apple products.

[BIBI]

Made me laugh my ass off....



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/bemmelzed/a8c17350957dc19c47e49684b0af64c8.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/bemmelzed/media/a8c17350957dc19c47e49684b0af64c8.jpg.html)

[Pita]

^^^^^^^^^^^^That is great, BIBI!! :D


I smiled really big today when we purchased new living room furniture from my favorite store!! Shhhh it isn't the store I work at. :D

[WildIrish]

Dog peed on the container of ice melt we have on our porch, and it froze to the ground. Aggravating, yet so ironic it made me laugh.

[Oldfart]

The dog froze to the ground? Ouch!!

[BIBI]

Proof that cats really are aliens sent to observe us.....;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/bemmelzed/e59a055e04ceca6a5bd1da37c477f842.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/bemmelzed/media/e59a055e04ceca6a5bd1da37c477f842.jpg.html)

[PantyFanatic]

Especially when we look like a robin on the window sill. :D

[Fangtasia]

The kitty's doing their meerkat impression lol

[Oldfart]

Kzinti. My favourite aliens have arrived.

[Lilith]

They just offered me my dream job and it has a dream salary to boot.

[BIBI]

congratulations..... :cheerlead

[Lilith]

Thank you. I've worked really hard to have this opportunity but I didn't think they'd put their money where their mouth is. It means I can afford to send my kid to school.

[Oldfart]

They just offered me my dream job and it has a dream salary to boot.

Great. :)

[dicksbro]

Congrats! Happy for you and wish you the very best!

:x:

[dicksbro]

Today's Short Reading from the Bible... from Genesis:

"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."




Then He made the earth round...

and He laughed and laughed and laughed!



Now that made me really smile. :D



(I know, this belongs in jokes ... but I just couldn't resist. :) )

[BIBI]

:roflmao:

[lizzardbits]

They just offered me my dream job and it has a dream salary to boot.
O Lil!!! That totally ROCKS!!!! Huge Congrats!!!! :D

[AZRedHot]

"Ask (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyaSQLlS5e8)" by The Smiths came on the radio when I was out driving today. The first time I ever heard it was on a mixtape Mr. AZRH made me for our first Christmas when we were dating, 23 years ago. :)

[Lilith]

Finishing a big project in under 2 hours and sneaking off to bake a pie.

[dicksbro]

My son and I working together to shovel the driveway this morning. The shoveling isn't fun, but the fact my son got up, saw it had snowed, and took the initiative to start the shoveling before I got up and out made me really happy. :)

[Pita]

Spending the day shopping for a new upholstered bed and deciding to get a beautiful dresser that isn't coming from IKEA. Whewwwww on that one and thank you hubby!!! :D

Oh and had cheese cake at the Cheesecake Factory. Yummmy!!

[rabbit]

Thank you. I've worked really hard to have this opportunity but I didn't think they'd put their money where their mouth is. It means I can afford to send my kid to school.

^^^
THIS

[Lilith]

A stranger next to me in the airport answering his phone ,"hello beautiful" with a really sexy voice.

[shadowsfate]

Getting to hold my newest niece, just 5 days old.

[BIBI]

Contact from someone on facebook who I haven't seen since 1972.....followed by a very long talk on the phone.

[PantyFanatic]

airport = broom factory :nod:

[Lilith]

being off. I need a 4 day weekend every 2 weeks :p

[osuche]

Getting the day off. First company that celebrated President's Day since college.

[BIBI]

Planning a jaunt to Quebec is what made me smile today....

[PantyFanatic]

:yikes:

[BIBI]

checking air fares and dates

[jay-t]

tilled up the garden ,went to the garage to get something came back and my wife was walking thru the garden barefooted!

[PantyFanatic]

tilled up the garden ,.......
I'll do mine if I can borrow your jack hammer to at least get below the frost line. :frown:

[Oldfart]

It's called permafrost for a reason, PF.