What made you smile today?

[Lilith]

Ooooooooooo spooky.

[Oldfart]

I didn't see it until I cleared the camera that night.

[AZRedHot]

That's really cool, OF!

[pinkFlames]

Unreal!!

[WildIrish]

Cool pic! I'm smiling because my coffee is Marshmello Mocha flavored.

[Aqua]

Great pic, OF!

[Lilith]

My one girlie crawling up in my lap and wrapping me around her the way she wanted to be held and me realizing she is way better than I'll ever be at communicating what I need despite her autism.

[Lord Snow]

That is quite sweet.

[jseal]

Watching the long, wavy Vs of the migrating birds.

[jseal]

The thought of WildIrish hooking up a web cam so we could (perhaps) capture the look on his neighborhood jerk’s face when he smacks his two–by-heavy up against the side of the armored letterbox (http://www.pixies-place.com:81/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=69946)!

[Oldfart]

Looks like an attempted defence against fireworks.

I say attempted . . . . . .

[AZRedHot]

Figuring out that the leaky water line to the fridge only needed tightening; I never get off that easy.

[Lord Snow]

Well there are plenty of men here that would love to try and get you off anyway.

[cellaphanepants]

My 4 year old little girl said, "Daddy, you warm my heart."


It warmed mine.

[ShadowDancer]

Dropping my 3yr old off for her first day of Headstart made me smile...she's growing up!

[Aqua]

Being the tenth caller and winning $100. :D

[WildIrish]

Being the tenth caller and winning $100. :D


Hey!!! I thought I was supposed to be the one that had the luck of the :irish:


I won a prize for being a new customer at a gas station.




I got a 2.5 lb bag of worms.

[Aqua]

Hey!!! I thought I was supposed to be the one that had the luck of the :irish:


I won a prize for being a new customer at a gas station.


I got a 2.5 lb bag of worms.
At least you didn't get worms from being the new customer at a brothel. :p

[WildIrish]

At least you didn't get worms from being the new customer at a brothel. :p


True!

Hate to have that happen!



again


:p

[Oldfart]

Not again?

[dicksbro]

True!

Hate to have that happen!



again


:p
Especially if it was a brothel with only one madam and she was giving out an hourly prize :eew: .

[Pita]

Seeing a great guy dressed as a sexy lady. A little pissed he can wear shoes that high, but hey if the dude has it. :thumbs:

[Oldfart]

Another gem from the Oz New Service, the ABC.

Police at Ipswich west of Brisbane have charged a 21-year-old tattooist who is accused of putting an obscene picture on a customer's back instead of the image requested.

The 25-year-old customer wanted a yin and yang symbol and a dragon but instead was given a 40 centimetre tattoo of a penis and a rude slogan implying he was gay.

It is believed the pair had earlier been involved in an argument.

Police say the tattooist will appear in court next month charged with two counts of assault occasioning bodily harm and one charge relating to the Public Safety Act.



I wonder how often this happens, especially with Kanji tattoos?

[WildIrish]

Especially if it was a brothel with only one madam and she was giving out an hourly prize :eew: .


Only to new customers.




Like there would be any repeats! lol

[Lord Snow]

The 25-year-old customer wanted a yin and yang symbol and a dragon but instead was given a 40 centimetre tattoo of a penis and a rude slogan implying he was gay.




This is why the only tattoo I currently have is on my arm where I could exactly what the artist was doing.

[Neige]

It's SNOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Lilith]

finding a coat for my trip to Seattle

[Lord Snow]

It's SNOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

You're so lucky!!!!!!!! We're still only really getting cold at night right now.

[jseal]

One particular Trick or Treater. :)

[AZRedHot]

My youngest dogter. She's a hellion, but she's so funny.

[Lilith]

a trip to Fry's

[WildIrish]

Scrubbing the couch cushion at 11:30 last night.


Oh wait...I thought this was the LIES thread. :rolleyes:

[Lilith]

surprises

[AZRedHot]

Good set at open mic tonight; people had nice things to say to me after.

[PantyFanatic]

....people had nice things to say to me after.
And that's different how..............................? :confused:

[Aqua]

Flowers waiting for me when I got home. :loveshowe

[Oldfart]

Pansies?

[jseal]

The recent Media Extravaganza.

[AZRedHot]

And that's different how..............................? :confused:

One never knows when a Bad Night on stage will happen. :)

[shadowsfate]

Getting my internet at home turned back on, so I don't have to lug my computer to a neighbor's just to check Pixies :rofl:

[Lilith]

just got a text for my friend/coworker/aide and after trying for years, she is pregnant.

[Pita]

WildIrish and his "I'd rather" posts. :rofl: :thumbs:

[Aqua]

The Who's Online list right now. :D

[jseal]

My brother in law's progress.

[dicksbro]

Hearing from a dear friend that we hadn't heard from for a while. :)

[wyndhy]

a certain pixie so giddy he sounds like a kid.

[Lilith]

having a parent conference where the dad was in quasi-drag

[jseal]

Last night! :D

[Oldfart]

Several Guinness on a beer-stalk home.

[Lord Snow]

Shhhh......I have Ameretto. That makes me smile.

[Pita]

Knowing that I don't have tomorrow off and don't have to make another freaking peppermint mocha latte.

[Pussy Willow]

Thinking about my new guy is making me smile lately...we've been dating about a month. He's soooo sweet, he says that this relationship is all about me....so what's not to smile about? (and the sex is AMAZING!!!!)

Thinking about my kids always makes me smile too.......They are the most important thing in my life...

[Lord Snow]

I'm smiling because at least someone is happy.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Neige]

Kolibri did. He's introducing me to a whole side of Canadian comedy I never knew. :D

[Aqua]

Knowing I'll get a little more sleep tonight.

It'll help for an upcoming event where I will get very little sleep. :D

[dicksbro]

Actually, it was last night ... when my wife won a door prize at the dinner we attended. :)

[Oldfart]

An email I just received.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

It starts with two hearts and a diamond,

and finishes with a wish for a club and a spade.

[Lilith]

Mr. Lil liked that^^^^ one

[pinkFlames]

An email I just received.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

It starts with two hearts and a diamond,

and finishes with a wish for a club and a spade.

That did. :D

[Pita]

Taking pictures of the gorgeous fall day out at the botanical gardens. LOVE this time of year!

[PantyFanatic]

:wtp:

[CruelTease]

A surprise hug in the kitchen. Little things do it :)

[Lord Snow]

It's the little things like that that matter.

[Aqua]

Hearing she made it to Dallas ok. :)

[CruelTease]

A text from loverboy regarding last night. 2 words: "So hot..."

[dicksbro]

Seeing my blood sugar level was a little bit up but still in the normal range after splurging last night and having a piece of blueberry pie. :)

[Lilith]

geese, trains and a bass serenade

[shadowsfate]

Hearing from an old friend last night

[Aqua]

Waking up next to her. :)

[wyndhy]

long overdue meetings. :)

[Pita]

His never ending support, comfort, and wisdom.

[Lilith]

Aqua and I doing our best to break each other.

[jseal]

Family support.

[Aqua]

Thinking about the last three days and how much fun it was showing Lil around my stompin' grounds.

[CruelTease]

Watching hubby sleep, snuggled up to our dog. The little mutt keeps sneaking into our bedroom while we sleep & making himself comfortable!

[Lord Snow]

That's what mutts are good for.

[Oldfart]

They're finally on to him. PF has branched into International crime. ABC News reported


Alleged knicker nicker nicked


Police have charged a man with theft after seizing a large amount of allegedly stolen underwear from his apartment in Research in Melbourne's north-east.

The 48-year-old man is accused of taking the garments from clotheslines.

They say the underwear was found in 10 rubbish bags.

[Lilith]

Oh. I thought it was PF until I got to the 48 bit. We know he is 148.

[Lord Snow]

Finally getting a job. I will be tested WII consoles.

[PantyFanatic]

Oh. I thought it was PF until I got to the 48 bit. We know he is 148.
I'm only 147!! :mad:

And they are NEVER stolen............ :p

[PantyFanatic]

.... I will be tested WII consoles.
Explain please. :confused:

[AZRedHot]

Finally getting a job. I will be tested WII consoles.

That sounds like a fun gig!

[Oldfart]

they are NEVER stolen............ :p

.......merely borrowed.

I was sent this today.

[CruelTease]

Apple pie in the fridge. I can't wait to get stuck in!

[Lord Snow]

Explain please. :confused:

Nintendo Wii. Sorry about any confusion.

[Oldfart]

Scotch and Dry Jello for dessert.

[shadowsfate]

hmmm, do I have to pick one specific things? Cause lots of things have been making me smile the last couple, I've been in a very good and strange (for me at least, as I tend to be more down than up) since I got back from my neuro-surgeon visit

[CruelTease]

The great sex I just had. I can still taste him... yum!

[Lilith]

Scotch and Dry Jello for dessert.


dry jello???????????????????????

[Oldfart]

Jello flavoured with Scotch and Dry Ginger Ale.

[PantyFanatic]

Canada......Dry?

[Oldfart]

A sharper flavour than Canada Dry.

Schweppes brand.

[Lord Snow]

Is that the stuff I tried when you were in Nashville?

[Oldfart]

Yes.

[Lord Snow]

Okay. I couldn't remember the name of the stuff.

[Aqua]

Hearing there is a possibility of snow tonight. :)

[Lord Snow]

I WANT SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I miss it.

[dicksbro]

Seeing pictures of our new grand-daughter. :)

[jseal]

Fresh baked doughnuts and fresh brewed coffee. Oh yeah!

[Lilith]

sleeping til 9

[Neige]

I WANT SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I miss it.

You called?

:D

(It's snowing here!!!)

[Lord Snow]

I would if I could. :D

[Lilith]

Aqua getting his heart's desire.

[Oldfart]

A new thumb?

[Lilith]

it is snowing at his place

[PantyFanatic]

A new thumb?
:roflmao:





(at least he came with us. :thumb: )

[Lilith]

I could have occupied him but he would have probably still ended up injured. :sex:

[Lord Snow]

Only if you did it right.

[Oldfart]

:roflmao:(at least he came with us. :thumb: )

Indeed. A brave man to go shooting with us.

[AngelicVampires]

Took my licensing exam on Friday and PASSED!!! I would have curled up in a ball and died if I failed the $300 test

[gekkogecko]

Took my licensing exam on Friday and PASSED!!!

So, what are you now licensed to do? Sound dangerous, whatever the case.

[Aqua]

Aqua getting his heart's desire.
I got that a week and a half ago... when I picked you up at the airport. :kisser:

[Pita]

Getting a PM from one of my favorite Pixie

[Aqua]

Driving in the snow. :car:

[nakedrhode]

being here and hearing a video on utube from another member called "show them to me " a real good laugh

[AZRedHot]

Lord Snow. :)

[Lord Snow]

A beauty such as you should always be smiling.

The fact that it's the last day of the week.

[Lilith]

remembering how it felt to be devoured

[AngelicVampires]

So, what are you now licensed to do? Sound dangerous, whatever the case.

Ah...I now get to be called a "Registered Veterinary Technician" :)

[Oldfart]

Sarah Palin's latest.

According to the Oz ABC,

Former US vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin is in the news again after confusing North and South Korea in a radio interview.

When asked for her opinion of the outbreak of hostilities on the Korean peninsula, Ms Palin said the United States needed to 'stand with our North Korean allies'.

"Well, North Korea, this is stemming from a greater problem, when we're all sitting around asking, 'Oh no, what are we going to do,' and we're not having a lot of faith that the White House is going to come out with a strong enough policy to sanction what it is that North Korea is going to do," she said.

"So this speaks to a bigger picture that certainly scares me in terms of our national security policy. But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies."

After being corrected by the interviewer, Ms Palin corrected herself before continuing with the answer, where she said the US needed to press China to put more pressure on North Korea.

Ms Palin, a favourite with the Tea Party movement, has previously been criticised for her lack of foreign policy knowledge, including using Alaska's proximity to Russia as an example of foreign policy experience during the 2008 presidential campaign.

She is now widely believed to be positioning herself to run for the White House in the 2012 presidential campaign.

[Pita]

Having good friends, wonderful food, and the love of my life all at the same table.

[sodaklostsoul]

Seeing a movie I wanted to see.

[AZRedHot]

The Cirque du Soleil. They are indescribably awesome, in the grandest sense of the word.

[Lilith]

Drinking a Mixed-Ethnicity Russian-

Kahlua
Chocolate Creme Temptation
Butterscotch Schnapps
Vodka
Cream
Light Milk

[Oldfart]

I really, really hope this is true. I lifted this from Snopes.com's Daily Snopes.


.
FORT MYERS, Fla. - Gladys Malarkey is back from the dead - just in time to celebrate her 105th birthday.

The centenarian, who also goes by Toots, was declared dead by Social Security earlier this month.

"They thought I was dead," Toots said, slapping her knee at such nonsense.

Her granddaughter, Bev Ridge, 64, of Lehigh Acres, Fla., explained that several weeks ago she received notice that Toots' bank account was overdrawn.

"My first thought, was Oh no, it's probably fraud,' " Ridge said.

But then she learned Social Security didn't send Malarkey's monthly check. The agency somehow determined Malarkey was no longer living and canceled her $1,100 payments, which cover her expenses at her assisted-living residence.

"When I first called about it, they wouldn't talk to me because I wasn't a payee," Ridge said. "I'm pretty sure they thought I was trying to steal her checks or something."

A payee is a representative appointed to receive benefits for someone who is unable to direct his or her money.

Ridge said a Social Security employee went to the home of Ridge's deceased mother, who shared Malarkey's last name, and was told by neighbors that the woman had been dead for years - not realizing they were talking about a different person.

Ridge offered to bring her grandmother to the Fort Myers Social Security office as proof. Instead, Social Security sent a representative to her.

Patti Patterson, spokeswoman for the Social Security office in Atlanta, said such mistakes are rare. She said the agency receives death notices from family members, hospitals and funeral homes, and they're usually verified with a death certificate.

"As soon as we become aware of a situation where our records are incorrect, we immediately take action," Patterson said. "I know this was really upsetting to the family, and we're working with them to take care of any concerns."

Malarkey, for her part, seems to have few concerns. Despite failing eyesight and hearing, she spends her days joking with friends, taking shopping excursions and listening to "little records," as she calls CDs. She hums to her favorite song, "Somewhere My Love," surrounded by her great-great-grandchildren's drawings - mostly sea horses, which she loves because "they're so rare."

When she was born in a small coal-mining town in southwestern Pennsylvania, the American flag had just 45 stars, only 8 percent of homes had a phone and the average life expectancy was 47 - which Toots has surpassed by 58 years.

On her birthday Tuesday, she looked forward to savoring chocolate cake, listening to live piano music, donning a new gown, dancing the two-step and being surrounded by friends. It's all part of her secret to longevity:

"Live with love in your heart and a smile on your face."

[Lilith]

I saw the story in my paper.^^^^^


Aqua being a dirty whore as usual made me smile.

[CruelTease]

Getting my car out of the drive with minimal effort. 2 ft of snow.

[jseal]

The Cirque du Soleil. They are indescribably awesome, in the grandest sense of the word.
Yes'm they are! Cirque Dreams Illumination made me smile!

[Lilith]

mammogram porn

[Aqua]

mammogram porn
Bow chicka bow bow :boink:

:p

[Lilith]

I went to this HUGE craft thing today and as I was about to hand my ticket to the handsome young man I got the biggest smile on my face and threw my arms around his neck. He was shocked and then I said, "It's Mrs. _____" and he hugged me back.

He's the one I *was* able to save when I worked EBD. He looks great and seems to be doing really well. I reminded him how special he was and told him how proud I was.

[Oldfart]

The one who didn't get away.

Yesterday we saw a couple of kangaroos at our new block. I knew they were about, as I had seen roo-poo on the block, but in the flesh, it's a Bambi moment.

[AZRedHot]

I almost never see kangaroos here. Or absolutely never.

The knot in my right glut finally let go this afternoon. Sometimes an ass of steel isn't a good thing.

[sodaklostsoul]

Kiddo excited about moving.

[Lilith]

The idea of her^^^ getting started on a new adventure!

[Lord Snow]

The fact that it's snowing. Nice big fluffy flakes. To bad it's not sticking.

[PantyFanatic]

The idea of her^^^ watching 40 move further and further away. :roflmao:

[sodaklostsoul]

The fact that it's snowing. Nice big fluffy flakes. To bad it's not sticking.
I keep trying to send it your way, we have plenty thanks.

[Lord Snow]

FedEx or UPS?

[sodaklostsoul]

FedEx or UPS?
Free Air :D

[Lord Snow]

They never deliver on time though!

[Oldfart]

But you do get what you paid for.

[Lord Snow]

It keeps trying to snow, but it just won't stick. Try sending sticky snow instead.

[Oldfart]

Some people just don't learn, or is it stalking?

From the files of the AFP new service,

A motorist caught speeding in London two years ago moved to New Zealand only to be booked by the same police officer for again exceeding the limit, reports said.

Former London bobby Andy Flitton ticketed the man in Britain two years ago, shortly before migrating to New Zealand - then caught him again in September on a highway on the South Island, the New Zealand Herald reported.

Mr Flitton, who now works for the New Zealand traffic police, said he had forgotten about the original booking until the man approached him while he was writing out the ticket.

"He asked if I had worked in London, I said 'yes'. He asked if I used to operate the laser gun on the A5 in North London, I said 'yes'," Mr Flitton told the newspaper.

"And he said 'I thought it was you, you gave me my last speeding ticket there two years ago'."

Mr Flitton said the man told him he had moved to New Zealand two weeks before his latest booking, unaware his nemesis was also in the same country.

"We must have some sort of connection," he said. "He only ever broke the law twice and both times I was the one to give him a ticket... it just shows what a small world it really is."

- AFP

[PantyFanatic]

Now that could piss you off. :hair:




:rofl:

[sodaklostsoul]

Yesterday was the little boy about 4 coming in the store singing Christmas tunes.

[Oldfart]

Yesterday was the little boy about 4 coming in the store singing Christmas tunes.

"Jingle bells, Santa smells, Pepsi leads the way . . . "

I remember them well.

[Lilith]

Here it goes, "Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost it's wheel and Joker got away-ay!"

[Lord Snow]

No it's.....lacy things the wife is missin. Didn't ask for her permission. I'm wearin her clothes her silk panty hose walking 'round in women's underwear.

[AZRedHot]

:wtp:

Being home, listening to Xmas tunes, drinking Asti, and making peanut butter cookies.

[Lord Snow]

The email I received from my dad. I posted it in the jokes section.

[Lord Snow]

:wtp:

It's a legitimate Christmas tune. Not my choice of dress.

[AZRedHot]

It's a legitimate Christmas tune. Not my choice of dress.

For VERY small values of "legitimate"??? I've never heard it.

[Lilith]

For VERY small values of "legitimate"??? I've never heard it.


It is sung to the tune of, 'Winter Wonderland"

[Oldfart]

No it's.....lacy things the wife is missin. Didn't ask for her permission. I'm wearin her clothes her silk panty hose walking 'round in women's underwear.

My God, it's a Christmas Lumberjack.

[Booger]

just so you can all hear it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kJ8kE5Kf3g

[Aqua]

Many people assume it's a Weird Al Yankovic song, but it's actually a Twisted Tune from Bob Rivers.

[AZRedHot]

A good yearly review, and a raise.

[Lilith]

What's a raise?

[rabbit]

Planning for a home renovation next year...been waiting 15 years for this!!!

[Lord Snow]

What's a raise?

It's an increase in the hourly wage you are paid for performing a service/task that you have hired to do. Most haven't seen one in a very long time.

[Lilith]

My boss being cool and feeling just a tad bit like I am going to live through this week.

[Lilith]

I saw this lady selecting a certain toy and asked if it was what the kids were wanting this Christmas. She indicated it was and so after she made her selection I took the last one left for my GAL boy and then continued shopping. About 20 minutes later that same lady approached me very timidly in another area of the store and told me she had miscounted and she really needed the one I was getting as well. I handed her the toy and wished her Merry Christmas.

[Oldfart]

I was chasing some information on Google, when an unrelated result caught my eye.

DOC] Aboriginal Sentencing
File Format: Microsoft Word - Quick View
... the carnal knowledge of a female under 16 to whom he is tribally married[4]; ... is not by doing so acting in violation of the Fisheries Act (NT)[7]. ...
www.jca.asn.au/attachments/mildren03.doc - Similar



This is just plain bizarre.

[AZRedHot]

A joke the hubby sent me today:

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answered "sure."

The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM ThinkPad and connected it to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 130-page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep." "That is correct; take one of the sheep," said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.

Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?" "OK, why not?" answered the young man. "Clearly, you are a consultant," said the shepherd. "That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required," answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business...... Now give me back my dog."

[dicksbro]

:roflmao: That ^^^^ did!

[Lord Snow]

AZ, in the version I first heard he was a politician not a consultant. It's still funny though.

[AZRedHot]

My Christmas pedicure.

[Aqua]

"Who's online" right now. :buttsex:

[Oldfart]

Indeed.

[sodaklostsoul]

Little boy about 2 or 3 that came in the store with his dad today. He was non stop questions for his dad. Never stoped talking.

[Lord Snow]

Smart kid. If you don't ask questions, how do you find answers?

[Lilith]

Cain.

[Lilith]

a baby shower for millitary wives from Ft. Drum that was on tv today

[dicksbro]

My cold seems much better this morning. :)

[Lilith]

I'm in the smallest pair of jeans I have been able to wear in 20 years :p

[VaBeast]

I left work this afternoon and don't have to go back for 10 days.

And congratulations on the jeans!

[Lilith]

Thanks VaBeast.

[dicksbro]

I'm in the smallest pair of jeans I have been able to wear in 20 years :p
That. We're proud of you ...

... now ...

:wtp:

[Lilith]

ha ha Mind you they are the smallest jeans I have worn but I have worn some pretty big jeans :p

[Lord Snow]

And when I met you, you were still incredibly sexy. I'm not sure I could handle you any sexier. I might go "boom".

[Lilith]

Flattery will get you everywhere Lord Snow ;)

[Lord Snow]

That's always good to know.

[jay-t]

My 5yr old granddaughter tracking Santa for most of the day on Norad 's site

[dicksbro]

^^^^ That did. I remember as a kid listening to the radio with them issuing periodic reports from our military tracking Santa over the U.S. :)

[Pita]

Presents! Baby Goats!! My Joe!!! :)

[Lilith]

You got kids for Christmas????

[Neige]

:wish: I want baby goats for Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lilith, I got ruby ladybug earrings!

[Lilith]

Ohhhh how excellent! You will have good luck every time you wear them!

[Neige]

Really??? Maybe I should just not take them off! :D

[AZRedHot]

I got this for Christmas! It's so cute! And funny!

http://www.giftsforblokes.com.au/images/dr_who_adipose_lg.jpg

[dicksbro]

I got that DVD, "Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Gahoole." Loved that move and anxious to watch it again.

What a hoot.







Sorry. LOL

[Lilith]

Him. Calling me to let me know he is ok.

[Aqua]

Her. And her support/worry/concern. I had hernia surgery today. Glad to say I'm doing ok. :)

[jay-t]

Lilith was that rough on you :shrug:

[Oldfart]

This was Lilith being careful and tender.

[Aqua]

This was Lilith being careful and tender. :nod:

:D

[sodaklostsoul]

My daughter comming out of the funk she was in last night.

[Oldfart]

Bill Bailey, roflysst.

[Pita]

Watching the birds fight for their chance on the bird feeder.

[Coaster]

Watching the wild turkeys slip and slide on the icy driveway as they pecked for cracked corn!

[dicksbro]

Finding our tickets for tonight's Fine Arts program.

[rabbit]

A gorgeous redhead at work whom I fancy asking me how my knee was doing.

Gawrsh!

:D

[Oldfart]

Did she offer to kiss it better?

[Lord Snow]

Or better yet, kiss something else to make you feel better?

[Pita]

Getting a call from my boss telling me not to come to work in the morning. Gotta love a Georgia ice storm. :thumbs:

[Lord Snow]

If only my boss would call and say that.

[Oldfart]

There was a line in a BBC game show panel show thing which went,

"How do you catch a squirrel?"

Conventional wisdom says to climb a tree and pretend to be nuts.

Their answer was to have unprotected sex with a tree. Blew me away.

[PantyFanatic]

^^^ :roflmao:

[Pita]

Getting fitted for my new Hitachi harness. :)


Getting to experience the Hitachi while in its harness made me do LOTS more than smile. :brows:

[Rhiannon]

my hitachi is one of my best friends lmao

[Lord Snow]

I want to know............ :wtp:

[Oldfart]

I'll put on the dark glasses and pray for braille.

[dicksbro]

This did ... I got it in an email and thought it was really kind of special ...

A brief moment that renews our spirit and gives joy to the heart.

Kinda' makes your day doesn't it ?

This tiny deer was delivered by Caesarean section at a Wildlife hospital after a car killed his mother. Little Rupert, who is so small (1 pound) he can fit in an adult's hand, was born after vets failed in their battle to save his mother.

[Lord Snow]

Looks a little scrawny. Guess we can't eat him yet huh?

[Oldfart]

Get the right bread roll, Bambi-burger.

[Lilith]

singing Dynomite with one of my chick-a-dees who when I got her was on one end of the spectrum and is letting me drag her to, I'd like to say the other end but we are still not even to center yet. "Gonna light it up, like it's dynomite."

[Lord Snow]

If anyone can do it Lilith, you can. Any progress is still progress.

[Lilith]

fb chatting with a former student- the one who I had to have removed from his home, the one who later hit me with a chair

He friended me.

[AZRedHot]

New sweaters waiting on my doorstep when I came home for lunch.

[Rhiannon]

It was adoption day here for my daughter so had a nice dinner out..
I was smiling all day

[Oldfart]

Posting from our new block in the pouring rain.

Going home now.

[Lilith]

watching the Asian Cup final match live with the man who does my toes.

[Oldfart]

13,000.

I don't post-count but it's a lucky number.

[Lilith]

We're the lucky ones.

[Pita]

Getting off work at 9:30am and not having to be back until 5:30am on Thursday. :)

[AZRedHot]

My good work was recognized at work today. This never happens...and not because I don't do good work, in case anyone was thinking that. :p

[Oldfart]

My good work was recognized at work today. This never happens...and not because I don't do good work, in case anyone was thinking that. :p

They're messing with your head.

[Lord Snow]

My good work was recognized at work today. This never happens...and not because I don't do good work, in case anyone was thinking that. :p

So why does it never happen?



P.S.-I'd rather find out what else you're good at.

[Oldfart]

Psssssst Lord Snow.

She's good at Trump pooling.

We know this from security footage.

[AZRedHot]

They're messing with your head.

Undoubtedly.

[AZRedHot]

So why does it never happen?

Because the PHBs (pointy-haired bosses) are Philistines.



P.S.-I'd rather find out what else you're good at.

I'm good at making desserts, singing, writing, being a smartass, and giving head. ;)

[Lord Snow]

I love desserts, listen to tons of music, love to read, I'm a smartass as well (never went to college so I can't be a wise ass), and I definitely like the sound of that last one.....:D

[Lord Snow]

You know I almost forgot to mention..................

I always give praise when someone does their best.

[Lilith]

goat cheese and my favorite chickadee doing something amazing

[Oldfart]

Your favourite chickadee did something amazing with goat cheese?

He/she somehow made it edible?

[AZRedHot]

I love desserts, listen to tons of music, love to read, I'm a smartass as well (never went to college so I can't be a wise ass), and I definitely like the sound of that last one.....:D

Some of the smartest people I know never went to college. And some of the dumbest people I know have Ph.Ds. It's just paper.

[Oldfart]

I've always believed that higher education (after a point) merely serves to narrow the student. I know a pure mathematician (Master of Science) who can tie his own shoelaces on a good day.

[Lord Snow]

AZ, I was referring to an old joke I heard a long time ago. Someone called someone a wise ass and they're response was "I can't be a wise ass I never went to college. I'm just a smart ass".

OF, I don't think it narrows the students perceptions I just think it's a waste of money for me to go. I don't know what I'd want to go for a major, so I'd end up getting a degree in Liberal Arts (a general education). Which is basically a degree in nothing. I tend to agree with AZ in this respect "it's just a piece of paper."

[AZRedHot]

Wisdom and intelligence are not the same thing, though, m'lord.

If I hadn't gone to college, I suppose I wouldn't have had the opportunities I've had. However, it wouldn't have kept me from being educated. All one needs for that is a library card and curiosity; from there, you can learn anything.

[jseal]

People with a Bachelors' degree earn, on average, more than enough more than those who do not have a degree to more than pay for the cost of getting the degree.

[Lilith]

This being our 1000th page of a great thread.

And- today my fave one who came to me unable to communicate, made me cry. We were walking in a line to the computer lab and she grabbed my hand and looked up in my face very deliberately and was really looking in my eyes and she said, "I love you." and she let go of my hand and moved off. Instant happy tears, swallowed the lump in my throat and said, "I love you too ______." Probably one of the best moments of my life.

[AZRedHot]

^^^^ That is awesome and beautiful, Lil. Makes it all worth it, no?

[Lilith]

Totally.

[Aqua]

This being our 1000th page of a great thread.

And- today my fave one who came to me unable to communicate, made me cry. We were walking in a line to the computer lab and she grabbed my hand and looked up in my face very deliberately and was really looking in my eyes and she said, "I love you." and she let go of my hand and moved off. Instant happy tears, swallowed the lump in my throat and said, "I love you too ______." Probably one of the best moments of my life.
1000? I'm only on page 375.

And that is a wonderful moment you had, Lil. :nod:

[AZRedHot]

This Volkswagen commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R55e-uHQna0

totally SFW.

[Aqua]

I just saw that a little while ago... love it!

[sodaklostsoul]

Girl is in school, its Friday and I have 2 more weeks of work.

[Lilith]

me on top

[AZRedHot]

A good guitar lesson.