What made you smile today?

[Aqua]

My daughter's cooking lesson from a couple months ago.

[Lilith]

my lack of regularity

[sodaklostsoul]

This thread has the most views. :)

[pinkFlames]

OldFart's jokes.

[Fangtasia]

Glee - Singing in the rain/Umbrella mash up

Totally awesome and never fails to make me smile

[PantyFanatic]

Some time to spend here. :)

[Oldfart]

Some time to spend here. :)

That'd be a new thing for you, frolicking among the Pixie ladies.

[motorhomemale]

Lets see...what made me smile today? Well there was that college cutie in a bikini on the beach today. She smiled, then I smiled...then I had to wipe the drool from chin! :slurp:

[sodaklostsoul]

This time next week I will be away from this frat house......er I mean apartment building.

[Fangtasia]

Watching a few interviews with Matthew Morrison

1 - He was giving the 3rd host a hug and kiss on the cheek, anyway she musta touched his arse...his words "Hands off the buns, this aint no bakery" *LOL*

2 - He was chatting to the obviously gay host.

Matt - Your straight right
Host - Oh yes
Matt - Yeah, straight to the next dick

OMG LMAO...this guy is a classic!

[Oldfart]

He sounds like a right charmer.

[Fangtasia]

He is definately OF....the host even laughed. A fun guy, a hot fun guy. Totally hot fun guy *LOL*

[dicksbro]

Hearing from a good friend topped the day so far. :thumbs:

[Lilith]

doing my own hair for $7 instead of the $70 I usually pay (minimum)

[AZRedHot]

Waking up at 11:10 a.m. to breakfast being ready.

[Oldfart]

My ex-wife sent this to me. Sadly it doesn't quite fit the jokes category.




A DC 'airport ticket agent' offers some examples of 'WHY' our country (note USA ) is in trouble! Where are we Brits?

1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)

2. I got a call from a Kansas Congressman's (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Cape Town. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then he interrupted me with, ''I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts ..''
Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ''Cape Cod is in Massachusetts , Cape Town is in South Africa ..''
His response -- click..

3. A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.
He replied, 'Don't lie to me!, I looked on the map, and Florida is a very THIN state!!'' (OMG)

4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife (Landra Reid) who asked, ''Is it possible to see England from Canada ?''
I said, ''No.''
She said, ''But they look so close on the map'' (OMG, again!)

5. An aide for a cabinet member (Janet Napolitano) once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas .. I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas ... When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, ''I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.'' (Aghhhh)

6. An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky) called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m.
I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.

7. A New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked, ''Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?'' I said, 'No, why do you ask?'
He replied, ''Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!''
After putting him on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno , Ca. is (FAT - Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his luggage..

8. A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii .. After going over all the cost info, she asked, ''Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii ?''

9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright from Ala who asked, ''How do I know which plane to get on?''
I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ''I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.''

10 Senator Dianne Feinstein called and said, ''I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola , Florida . Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?''
I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola and fly on a commuter plane.
She said, ''Yeah, whatever, smarty!''

11 Mary Landrieu, La. Senator, called and had a question about the documents she needed in order to fly to China . After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa. "Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those.''
I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa. When I told her this she said, ''Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!''

12 A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations, ''I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York .''
I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, ''Are you sure that's the name of the town?''

'Yes, what flights do you have?'' replied the man.

After some searching, I came back with, ''I'm sorry, sir, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a rhino anywhere."
''The man retorted, ''Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!''
So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, ''You don't mean Buffalo , do you?''
The reply? ''Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.''

Now you know why the Government is in the shape it's in!

Could ANYONE be this DUMB?
YES, THEY WALK AMONG US, ARE IN POLITICS, AND THEY CONTINUE TO BREED.

[Lord Snow]

doing my own hair for $7 instead of the $70 I usually pay (minimum)

Pictures?

[Lilith]

PM me your # and I'll take one tomorrow :p

I love logging on and seeing wyndhy has been here!

[Aqua]

Seeing the snow fall and receiving a phone call.

[Lilith]

What bitch called you? I'll rip her mother fuckin' tongue out:p

[Aqua]

My favorite Bitch called me. ;) So leave your tongue alone. :p


You slay me, Lil! :rofl:

[Lilith]

I'll need it to lick...well...just about everything. :p

[Aqua]

Good idea! We can have a licking contest... If you can lick my tonsils, I'll declare you the winner. ;)





































*Hmmm, wonder if I ever told Lil my tonsils were removed when I was about five.* :p

[Oldfart]

FFS Lil, that's my appendix, but don't stop, it feels good. LOL.

[Lilith]

silly boys.


Knowing we will once again be in the same state in less than 2 months.

[Oldfart]

Same state? Excitement? Disarray? Under arrest? Not the testicle clamps again!! Aaaaarrrrrrgggggghhh.

[Oldfart]

This news article is deeply sad, yet has a twistedly funny aspect.

What a name for a swinger.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/03/03/3154059.htm?section=justin

[AZRedHot]

This news article is deeply sad, yet has a twistedly funny aspect.

Indeed. I don't know why you'd go along with an open relationship if that's really counter to what you wanted or believed. Better to part ways than to coerce or be coerced.

So what's the penalty for defensive homicide, anyway? Do you know?

[Oldfart]

No idea what the penalty is, I've never heard of the charge before. Defensive wounds, I presume.

The name Creamer just caught my funny-bone, but I won't milk it for the laughs.

[dicksbro]

Udderlystandable.

[sodaklostsoul]

My girl making jokes after a bad first day of school yesterday.

[wyndhy]

my youngest just told me her gum ip-ip-appeared.

methinks she swallowed it.

[Aqua]

A text about a girl, a boy, and a bathroom. :p

[Lilith]

Living vicariously through my favorite chickadee
and
a lovely gift sent from my favorite superhero

[AZRedHot]

Jon Stewart, fighting the idiocy. I love that man. I hope his wife doesn't mind.

[Oldfart]

You may have to do some penance for that.

Sit here on oldfart's knee and we'll discuss it.

[AZRedHot]

You may have to do some penance for that.

Sit here on oldfart's knee and we'll discuss it.

Side-saddle, or astride? ;)

[PantyFanatic]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing015.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Sit here on oldfart's knee and we'll discuss it.
Side-saddle, or astride?

Them.

[Oldfart]

Side-saddle, or astride? ;)

Yes.

[sodaklostsoul]

Yesterday I put apps in online. Walgreen's went in at 2 and by 4 I had a call for an interview. :D

[Lord Snow]

Very cool.

[Oldfart]

I hope Walgreens turns into spending greens.

[sodaklostsoul]

I hope Walgreens turns into spending greens.
Me too OF.

[Lilith]

making plans

[Oldfart]

making plans

You got me excited there for a moment.

I thought you said "making planes".

[Lilith]

I was making plans to make planes. Seduction is my specialty. ;)

[Lord Snow]

I'm hoping you have many sub specialties in that category....;)

[Oldfart]

I was making plans to make planes. Seduction is my specialty. ;)

I don't know whether to swoop or swoon.

[Millie]

Logging in today and finding I had received a "welcome" message. :)

[Fangtasia]

Finding out while my surgery tomoorow was cancelled, it looks to be rescheduled for Thursday at a different venue *L*

[Oldfart]

Logging in today and finding I had received a "welcome" message. :)

We're a welcoming kind of crowd here.

[AZRedHot]

Getting to sing backup for one of my favorite bands. I couldn't STOP smiling.

[PantyFanatic]

But did she bring a guitar to Vegas or sing a single phrase for her friend? .................................NOooooooooo!

[Oldfart]

She didn't sing for us either, PF.

[AZRedHot]

But did she bring a guitar to Vegas or sing a single phrase for her friend? .................................NOooooooooo!

She didn't sing for us either, PF.


Just one hot damn minute, you two...

Did ANYONE at ANY TIME during the Vegas outing, or leading up to the trip, indicate even the most infinitesimal desire to hear me sing? Or suggest that I bring a guitar?

No. No they did not.

I should know you wanted a concert???

[Fangtasia]

Just heard my surgery is a go ahead for Thursday afternoon!

[Oldfart]

I should know you wanted a concert???

Absolutely.

You should have picked up that we didn't just want you for your body.

[AZRedHot]

Absolutely.

You should have picked up that we didn't just want you for your body.

It never occurred to me that you did; I figured it was my sparkling wit and brilliant conversation. :)

[Oldfart]

It never occurred to me that you did; I figured it was my sparkling wit and brilliant conversation.

That too.

[Lilith]

Zumba and him

[rabbit]

The thought that Lent is a time to try and make myself a better person.

[Lilith]

becoming a free agent

[Oldfart]

Replaying Beatles music AZRH gave me after we (the PAGAN10s) saw "LOVE" in Vegas.

[rabbit]

becoming a free agent

Work or personal?

Me: Seeing grass for the first time in 3 months.

[Lilith]

Work- The dumb asses in charge of my state have made some really irresponsible choices.

[rabbit]

Finally locating the last of my Japanese colleagues. She went on vacation and turned off her phone. Normally I wouldn't blame her, but... :hair:

[AZRedHot]

Getting asked to be the featured performer soon at my regular open mic. :)

[PantyFanatic]

Getting asked to be the featured performer soon at my regular open mic. :)
http://serve.mysmiley.net/happy/happy0065.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net)

[osuche]

Finding Pixies again after a long absence.

[Aqua]

Seeing her^^^ here!

WB, osuche!

[Pita]

Getting a belated happy birthday private message. :)

[PantyFanatic]

Seeing these ^^^ two sexy ladies posting. :line:

[rabbit]

Finding Pixies again after a long absence.

^^^^
THIS

:)

[Lilith]

1 more day til I go see my mom and my grandmother

[dicksbro]

Seeing that osuche and Tingling Tess posted. That's something worth smiling about. Two exceptionally great ladies visiting with us again. :thumbs:

:D

[Lilith]

iced spiced chai and biscuits

[AZRedHot]

My guitar lesson. My teacher was impressed with my progress from last week, and we played ukes.

[sodaklostsoul]

Internet at least getting me to Pixies. Its not letting me do much this am. The signal is so crappy I can't watch vids.

[Lilith]

a girlie who found 1,000,000 things wrong

[Oldfart]

a girlie who found 1,000,000 wrong things

[Aqua]

Towel folding.

[Lilith]

a pretty orange prom dress

[sodaklostsoul]

Daughter signing up for track and me not having to pay the $60 for it.

[AZRedHot]

Kind words from sweet Pixies men.

[gekkogecko]

This http://tinyurl.com/6ay99px

[Lilith]

hearing the Butterfly Lounge song coming out of the speakers belonging to Most Honorable Son #1

[rabbit]

The very thought of playing hooky from work tomorrow...

:D

[dicksbro]

Picking up my wife's main Easter present this morning. :D

(I say, "main," because I'll also get her a corsage to wear to church and probably some other little thing. :boink: )

[BamaKyttn]

more than smile, I'm LMAO. Marlboro just pulled a chick trick. He just pretended to be asleep so I would stop playing with his dick. Seriously, I've also heard "I have a headache" and "My arthritis is acting up" I'm going to have to keep a journal for these.

[Lilith]

Finding out that Play of Kid-n-Play is teaching a hip hop class at FAMU here :D

[VaBeast]

Cherry trees. The four trees just down the street from my office are beautiful.

[Aqua]

Knowing it's another day closer.

[Oldfart]

An email about more WalMart pictures.

[Lilith]

smart peeps who can not seem to get the gist of a simple A-Z game. Who knew my pervs were such smarty pants! :shrug: ;)


























I did :x:

[AZRedHot]

This. (SFW) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK1EPP6uts0&feature=player_embedded)

[Lord Snow]

WOW! How stupid do you have to be to glue a hat to your head? LOL

[Oldfart]

That stupid. LOL

[Lord Snow]

Apparently.

[Lilith]

my morning fb stalking and noticing patterns and trends in behavior

[Lilith]

The 15th anniversary of a very busy day welcoming Most Honorable Son #2 into the world.

[Oldfart]

You're only saying that to make me feel older.

[PantyFanatic]

And it's working! :D





:rofl:

[Lord Snow]

Being able to put a smile on a coworker's face after she had a hard day.

[Oldfart]

They call that a smile over your way?

[Lilith]

You're only saying that to make me feel older.


You met him when he was just a baby. Well my baby.

[AZRedHot]

Jon Stewart. He's my boyfriend, ya know. :p

[PantyFanatic]

Sharni. :gb:







:rofl:

[Lord Snow]

They call that a smile over your way?

You know when you're talking to people on the net you never can be sure if you did put a smile on their face or if they're just typing that to appease you.

[Rhiannon]

yeah my typng always shows my attitude so you can tell wheni s i am smiling or sarcastic..


smile was put on face for me when a good friend told me they loved me..
it just made my day :grope:

[Aqua]

Jon Stewart. He's my boyfriend, ya know. :p
Did ya know I met your boyfriend once? True story. He was hanging out with Mitch Hedberg at a Seattle jazz club after a stand up comedy show.

The show was hilarious... and the jazz was great too.

[AZRedHot]

Did ya know I met your boyfriend once? True story. He was hanging out with Mitch Hedberg at a Seattle jazz club after a stand up comedy show.

The show was hilarious... and the jazz was great too.

I am officially jealous, as I pine over here in obscurity for him. :D Was he nice? I hope he was nice...I can't love a rude dude.

[Aqua]

We talked just long enough to exchange a greeting and I complimented his comedic capabilities... though if was a brief meeting he was indeed nice. :)

[AZRedHot]

We talked just long enough to exchange a greeting and I complimented his comedic capabilities... though if was a brief meeting he was indeed nice. :)

I am very glad to hear it. :D

[Oldfart]

AZRH,

You still have a chance to spoil him.

[PantyFanatic]

AZRH & Rhiannon. :3way:

[wyndhy]

reading about everyones' mr. nobodies.

[PantyFanatic]

He does seem to get around. ;)

[Pita]

A very sweet PM.

[dicksbro]

Talking to a great friend yesterday while walking and shopping at our local Wally World.

[Noah]

Lost In Austen....iz got warm fuzzy feelings :)

[Lilith]

thinking about Aqua eating my cherry and my strawberry too

[Oldfart]

Getting back on home soil.

[Lilith]

remembering I'm not everybody's mother

[Oldfart]

remembering I'm not everybody's mother

Clarifies the family tree, doesn't it?

[AZRedHot]

Getting my new iPod today. It's got nearly 3x the capacity of the old one, but is even slimmer. How DO they do that???

I love living in the future.

[Lord Snow]

I'll stick with my sony multimedia player AZ. Just as dependable, less in price, and the best part is I don't have to look at it while at work. (I work for a refurbishment company and we happen to handle IPDDs).

[jseal]

Getting my new iPod today. It's got nearly 3x the capacity of the old one, but is even slimmer ...
I was given an iPod nano, and I couldn’t agree more. The only limit I can see for these devices is the touch interface. If Apple makes the iPod any smaller, I’m likely to be unable to navigate it!

[AZRedHot]

I don't care for touch-screens, actually, so I hope they never change it on the iPod classic. I dig the click wheel. I read something recently that said that the iPod classic (music only) was probably going the way of the dodo. I hope not, but at least I've got mine before it's too late.

[dicksbro]

No. 3 son just got a new job that will almost double his salary and that'll reduce how far he has to drive to go to work.

[Oldfart]

I hope he's splitting the difference with you.

[jseal]

My first cup of coffee. :)

[Lilith]

being girlie

[PantyFanatic]

I don't care for touch-screens, actually, ......
What's the matter?:confused: Don't you find typing with a tooth pick to be a great advancement or having to stick you finger in the pencil sharpener in order to get it to work half the time is what you don't like? Without a touch screen you would never get to have a phone that can do 832457346563565920257538 functions.......... except be a usable :fone:.
You must not be considering how quickly it can make an hour go by when you are trying to find a phone number and every time you get near the screen it goes to take a nice picture of your shoes............ or give you the weather report for Lower Solbovia, ...two days ago. :rolleyes:

Have you forgotten how it keeps those pesky calls you don't want (and mostly the ones you do) from getting answered as any way you touch your 'touch unit' cause it to launch a 13 step function of editing the alarm settings for the next 2 weeks of your calendar as you attempt to pick it up? :wobbly:

You must not be a good Alexander Graham Bell hater that believes tapping out a telegraph message is somehow superior to actually talking to someone.

I bet you have that prehistoric thinking of considering what the tool can actually do that is useful to you, rather than embracing the adventure of frustration, adding more tasks to your daily life and joining in the mob mentality of "I want that" regardless of cost or honest usefulness.

Boy, talk about backward thinking that is going to keep you out of the herd of latest and greatest consumers. :banghead:

[Rhiannon]

i went to Salon and got high lights one for summer

[themi01]

i went to Salon and got high lights one for summer
You could have posted a better picture from your other pics it looks darker but it looks good

[Lilith]

thinking about him telling me he knew I was there because he could smell me

[Oldfart]

LOL @ PF's rant.

[Aqua]

LOL @ PF's rant.
Especially since Red wasn't referring to a phone. :rofl:

[dicksbro]

Osama bin Ladin is no longer around. :thumbs:

[Oldfart]

'E's sleepin wid da fishies.

They brought Elton John in for the funeral.

He sang "Sandal in the Bin".

[AZRedHot]

My guitar teacher said my progress on a new piece was "awesome."

Still gunning for those gold stars, I am. :p

[dicksbro]

... and well deserved they would be. :boink:

[Aqua]

When my cell phone started ringing and her face was on the caller ID screen.

[PantyFanatic]

When my cell phone started ringing and her face was on the caller ID screen.
See what I mean! :doorpeek:

[Lilith]

Realizing that just because I think I have something to say, doesn't mean anyone really cares to hear it.

[Lord Snow]

Doesn't mean what you think you have to say doesn't need to be said.

[Lilith]

I am watching a Led Zepplin concert and can see the whole entirity of Robert Plant's cock through his incredibly tight jeans.

[Oldfart]

Wouldn't that be Robert Plant's stamen?

[Lilith]

Well his pistil was only half-cocked.

[Oldfart]

It's so bad when they go off half-cocked.

[dicksbro]

:rolleyes2

[jseal]

A beautify Saturday morning. :)

[Lilith]

dancing

[AZRedHot]

Being able to sleep in, and laze in bed until I was really ready to get up. Ah, Saturday, how I love thee.

[wanderingsoul]

I haven't been smiling much lately but my girlfriend always manages to make me smile somehow or another.

[AZRedHot]

A beautiful dress that will be making its way to my mailbox soon. :)

[Lilith]

sleeping in for the first time in a while.

[Oldfart]

A Youtube link a friend sent me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdn3O6aaMNc

[dicksbro]

A note from a very good friend.

[Pita]

Starbucks mocha coconut frappuccino. Sooooooo freaking yummy!

[Oldfart]

The twin concepts, Tingling Tess and "freaking yummy".

[PantyFanatic]

A Youtube link a friend sent me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdn3O6aaMNc
OldFart has given AZRedHot her next open-mic song. :nod:

[AZRedHot]

OldFart has given AZRedHot her next open-mic song. :nod:


I was sorely tempted, PF. :D

That one made me laugh, but this one made me smile with joy.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/allsongs/2011/05/16/136305513/paul-simon-and-a-moment-of-pure-sobbing-joy

[jseal]

I was sorely tempted, PF. :D

That one made me laugh, but this one made me smile with joy.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/allsongs/2011/05/16/136305513/paul-simon-and-a-moment-of-pure-sobbing-joy
Very cool! :thumb:

[dicksbro]

I was sorely tempted, PF. :D

That one made me laugh, but this one made me smile with joy.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/allsongs/2011/05/16/136305513/paul-simon-and-a-moment-of-pure-sobbing-joy
It about brought a tear (a happy one) to my eye, too, AZ. Fantastic.

:thumbs:

[PantyFanatic]

.....That one made me laugh, but this one made me smile with joy......
So when is Paul coming to your town? :confused:

[Lord Snow]

As soon as she manages to knock him out with a club and drag him back to her cave. LOL

[AZRedHot]

As soon as she manages to knock him out with a club and drag him back to her cave. LOL

It wouldn't be hard; I think I have a pretty significant size advantage. :p

[Lord Snow]

Wouldn't it be easier to find someone willing to follow you home than to have to drag someone there?

[Oldfart]

Maybe, but she couldn't then play "Simon says".

[AZRedHot]

Wouldn't it be easier to find someone willing to follow you home than to have to drag someone there?

Wait...are you arguing against your own suggestion? Do I even need to be here for this conversation??? :whack:

[Lord Snow]

I just like finding as easy a solution as possible. It's easier to knock someone out and carry them off than trying to convince them to come home. Whichever you decide is up to you though.

[Lilith]

The little yellow pear tomatoes from my garden

[Oldfart]

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy
one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

(Now read it again!!)

[AZRedHot]

You men do this on purpose, so your wives won't send you to the store anymore. We're on to your masculine wiles.

[dicksbro]

:roflmao: ^^^^ OF and AZ.

First, I had a dream that I was up visiting my daughter and I was talking to her when all of a sudden this guy came up and, lo and behold, it was OF. He'd somehow met my daughter and her family and was just spending a day or so there and ... bang ... there he was in my dream. What's more, PF stopped by and it was like old home week.

Plus ... I got an email from a very special friend that I hadn't heard from for quite a while, and that, well, that really made me smile. :)

This has got to be a great day starting out the way it has. :boink:

[Oldfart]

DB, was she your daughter?

Now I know why she seemed so nice.

[Lilith]

Only 9 more days of school- this being the last Monday!!!!

[dicksbro]

DB, was she your daughter? Now I know why she seemed so nice.

I know ... she takes after my wife. :rolleyes2

[Lord Snow]

My ranchero back on the ground with the new bushings, breaks, and freshly balanced tires. Now I just need an alignment and to put the original seat (just for now) back in it and it's ready to roll.

[Lilith]

A dad at a meeting today. He just kept giving me that knowing smile while the mom denied her ass off.

[dicksbro]

Knock on wood ... the heavy storms they predicted for last night apparently snuck around us. :)

[dicksbro]

Going over to Allerton Park this morning when my wife gets home at around nine. Understand the storms beat up on the peonies a bit, but we're hoping some have bounced back by now. :wish:

[PantyFanatic]

The storms have been plentiful and everywhere this season. How fragile and temporary we are. :nod:

[AZRedHot]

The only thing better than being home is being home when you're supposed to be at work! Enjoying the first day of my 4-day weekend.

[Lilith]

drunk texting pics from the bathroom

[Lord Snow]

Finally having the issue with my sword resolved. The company has decided to go ahead and ship it on their dime. Though what really made me smile was the fact that they had the gall to ask if I'm always this pleasant to deal with. I think patiently waiting for over three months for my sword to be ready and shipped was pleasant enough.

[AZRedHot]

Charming...like they're doing a favor taking your money.

[Lord Snow]

AZ, you don't know the half of it.

[Lilith]

Plans for my school garden and Coffee Heath Bar Crunch

[Lilith]

Last day of school!

[Oldfart]

How long this break?

[Lilith]

8 weeks.

[Oldfart]

And we miss out on Vegas this year.

[Oldfart]

DB's pictures of Niagara.

[Aqua]

The sun shining in Seattle. :)

[Oldfart]

The sun shining in Seattle. :)

That must be the third time this Century.

[Lilith]

It shined the first day I was there. Gorgeous alllllllllll day.

[Aqua]

You should be here today, Lil. It's gorgeous and hot... just like you. ;)

[Oldfart]

It shined the first day I was there. Gorgeous alllllllllll day.

But how was the sun?

[rabbit]

Making a big, life changing decision today.

[PantyFanatic]

This you should ponder. :nod:

[Oldfart]

Making a big, life changing decision today.

Have you made the decision yet, and what's the gossip?

Enquiring minds, you know.

[Rhiannon]

my daughter had karate tournament today and had
four 1st places

1st in forms/routine
1st in weapons
1st in sparring
1st in Musical

[jseal]

The Bach concert this afternoon. It opened with Orchestral Suite #3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0vlihBi7pY), and followed with the opening chorus from Magnificat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU4wi9QS17A) – both Crowd Pleasers.

The principal piece this afternoon was Bach’s “Ascension Oratorio,” a piece I had never heard in performance. Maestro Dimmock preceded it with a brief description of Bach’s musical language.

Grace Kim then performed the Prelude & Fugue in A minor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHuzLO5nnts&feature=related).

A Great Afternoon, followed by a delicious dinner!

[Oldfart]

Sounds like a great day.

[Oldfart]

my daughter had karate tournament today and had
four 1st places

1st in forms/routine
1st in weapons
1st in sparring
1st in Musical

Musical Karate?

"You put your first chop in
You take your first chop out
You put your first chop in
And you shake it all about" ?

[AZRedHot]

Yeah, I was going to ask the same thing. How does that work, Rhiannon?

[PantyFanatic]

LOL I guess that ^^^ struck more than one of us the same way. Please do explain. :confused:

And congratulation to you and her. :thumbs:

[Rhiannon]

She was in four separte events and placed first in them

[sodaklostsoul]

Thinking about staying with my sis back home in SD and leaving this low paying, high demanding job.

[AZRedHot]

This website pert near killed me laughing today--I was crying, and there may have been snorting; I had to go to the bathroom to pull myself together before I got busted at work: http://damnyouautocorrect.com/category/best-of-dyac/

Here's just one sample, attached.

[jseal]

^^ Woo Hoo! ^^ Excellent! ^^ :rofl:

[PantyFanatic]

I went to a small local club and listened to a solo cellist performance that left me more stunned than even smiling. :blink:

[AZRedHot]

I do so love the cello. That must've been a great show, PF.

[gekkogecko]

Letting go.

[Aqua]

Twisting the throttle.

[rabbit]

Talking to an ex-girlfriend today.

[AZRedHot]

Realizing that the musician I thought looked so familiar WAS actually someone I knew. We had a good laugh.

[Lilith]

Not going to school.

[wyndhy]

checking in with you peeps.

[Oldfart]

Checking in on wyndhy.

[PantyFanatic]

I've been checking Wyndhy out for a long time. :tongue:

[Oldfart]

Almost the same thing PF.

[AZRedHot]

A new dress in the mail.

[Lilith]

The cute one I saw from you on fb?

[AZRedHot]

No, that one didn't work out. It's this one. (http://www.chicstar.com/storefront/listproducts.aspx?Plus-size-Retro-Polka-Dot-Swing-Dress&id=9672)

[Lilith]

OMG that is darlin'. Anxious to see pics!

[Lord Snow]

A very classy and classic cut for a very classy lady.

[rabbit]

Making lunch for my kids after being away from them this week on business.

[Lilith]

watching Space Balls

[Lord Snow]

I love that movie!

[AZRedHot]

watching Space Balls

May the schwartz be with you!

[Lilith]

The news that the first child I worked with who has Autism, got his driver's license today and on his first solo trip, got gas, deposited his pay check, and then went to Macy's to buy his mom a birthday present.

People take so much for granted.

[sodaklostsoul]

*clicking the like button* ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[dicksbro]

The news that the first child I worked with who has Autism, got his driver's license today and on his first solo trip, got gas, deposited his pay check, and then went to Macy's to buy his mom a birthday present.

People take so much for granted.
I call that "fantastic." Good work Lilith!

[rabbit]

Making a major breakthrough today on a 6 month negotiation.

Patience + perserverence.

[jseal]

^^ Congratulations! ^^

[Oldfart]

The news that the first child I worked with who has Autism, got his driver's license today and on his first solo trip, got gas, deposited his pay check, and then went to Macy's to buy his mom a birthday present.

People take so much for granted.

Grats from Mrs PF and I to you and your ex-student.

[Aqua]

The news that the first child I worked with who has Autism, got his driver's license today and on his first solo trip, got gas, deposited his pay check, and then went to Macy's to buy his mom a birthday present.

People take so much for granted.
That is so awesome, Lil!

[sodaklostsoul]

Grats from Mrs PF and I to you and your ex-student.
PF got married!?!?!?!? :rofl:

[Oldfart]

Since PF rang her for Valentines a couple of years ago, I tease her that she has her eye on a rich American.

In this instance though, it's a non-freudian typo.

[PantyFanatic]

PF got married!?!?!?!? :rofl:
:roflmao:

I will never say never, but the day I get married would be a safe day for you to pass away. Hell :hot: will be froze over.

[Lilith]

I have photographic evidence that proves the 2 are up to no good. From Vegas, so since what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...

[Oldfart]

If you send Lil some money, she'll give you a key to bus locker #4532 at LV International Bus Terminal.

[Lilith]

ha ha nahhhh I'll send you a key. It'll be up to you to figure out what it goes to. :p

[Lord Snow]

I would say hopefully your chastity belt, but I highly doubt you've been chaste.

[Oldfart]

Around the corner and twice around the block.

[sodaklostsoul]

Last day of rain until Sat. woohoo!!

[dicksbro]

Spending the day yesterday celebrating with my wife our 48th Wedding Anniversary. It was a great day and we had a terrific time.